"This car now smells pussy," Two-bit joked with a booming laugh as Sasha and I got into the Raptor.
I ignored him, getting in beside him in the passenger seat.
He raised his hands. "Why are you grumpy? You don't look like someone who just had a threesome."
Sasha laughed, buckling her seatbelt in the back.
"Why are you laughing, ma'am? Was he a terrible fuck? Did he bust his nut quickly?" Two-bit said in a curious voice, looking at Sasha in the rearview mirror.
"I wasn't part of the scene, man, I was outside the script," I told him quickly before Sasha could say it, my face burning.
"Damn, so you were just standing there watching shit happen and getting extra horny and shit?" he said. Then he roared into a laughter that rocked the car. "That's painful, bro, watching women fuck in front of you but you can't join them... I hate being you...."
