Su Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry—this guy's male pride!
Ning Rongrong said speechlessly, "These two aren't off doing that again, are they?"
Dugu Yan curled her lip.
"Disgusting!"
Su Yan glanced at the two and said calmly, "Leave them be. When we eat melon we judge the facts; how they live their lives has nothing to do with us."
"After all… I'm no saint myself."
Zhu Zhuqing and the others stared at Su Yan, caught between laughter and tears.
As expected of you!
Su Yan, lover of little truths.
Su Yan reached out and pinched Dugu Yan's cheek, saying to her and Ye Lingling, "I snatched you two away but haven't shown you a good time yet."
"Let's go stroll around together; I haven't experienced the bustle of this World either."
Dugu Yan smiled, hooking her arm through Su Yan's.
Ye Lingling quietly followed on the other side, but Su Yan took her hand… Spirit Hall.
After dinner, Hu Liena followed Bibi Dong to her palace and asked,
"Teacher, are we waiting for the Group Chat to upgrade again tonight?"
Bibi Dong gave a slight nod.
"Let's wait."
"With so many rewards given at once, if I can get another system spirit ring I can speed up my path to godhood."
As she spoke, Bibi Dong changed into a set of pajamas. "Once I become a god, let's see what tricks that Little Bastard can still pull!"
Hu Liena stared unblinkingly, nodding hard. "Now every upgrade gives three rewards, but with more people in the group it's getting harder to snatch them."
Bibi Dong laughed helplessly. "Nana, these rewards are already Heaven-Defying—an upgrade every two days. Even with bad luck you'll get a turn every two months."
"In less than ten years everyone in the Group Chat will be level-100 gods!"
"Ah?"
Hu Liena was dumbstruck.
She'd never thought of it that way; at this pace, becoming a god was as easy as eating melon every day.
"Eh?"
Hu Liena's face turned shocked. "Teacher, then what about Ning Rongrong and the others? Won't they become gods in under a year?"
Bibi Dong hesitated, then nodded helplessly. "With the current headcount, only the three of them split the Administrator rewards—yes, they could."
This Administrator…
Even Bibi Dong's heart stirred. If she became Administrator, what level would she reach in a year? She could storm Douluo World 2 and thrash the already-godly Tang San without breaking a sweat!
Dou 2.
Shrek Academy.
Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya spent the day helping Huo Yuhao finish enrollment and getting his dorm assigned.
Right now,
after dinner, they sent the tearfully grateful Huo Yuhao to his room and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiaoya, we're done, right?"
Tang Ya blinked, then caught Ma Xiaotao's meaning and mused,
"Should be fine now."
Bei Bei asked, confused, "Sister Xiao Tao, what are you two talking about?"
Ma Xiaotao shook her head. "Nothing, Bei Bei. Did you assign a dorm for a new student named Wang Dong this afternoon like I asked?"
Bei Bei nodded, still puzzled. He could understand arranging a room for Huo Yuhao—Tang Ya's disciple—but why Wang Dong?
Ma Xiaotao thought for a moment. "Let's take a look and check with that Wang Dong."
"Alright!"
Without asking more, Bei Bei led Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya upstairs to dorm 206.
Knock knock knock!
"Who is it?"
a voice called from inside.
Tang Ya cleared her throat.
"Ahem."
"We're senior students here for a room inspection."
Moments later,
Wang Dong opened the door in form-fitting clothes, blue-pink hair making him look strikingly handsome.
Hm?
Seeing Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya, Wang Dong's eyes flickered in surprise—why were they here?
Did they know who he really was?
[Ma Xiaotao: pic (Wang Dong)]
[Everyone: ???]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Who's this?]
[Bo Saixi: Looks livelier than that child of destiny, Huo Yuhao.]
[Group Member Number Nine: Ma Xiaotao wouldn't post some random shot—so is this the "Dong" Su Yan mentioned?]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Winter Cutie!]
[Winter Cutie: ???]
[Winter Cutie: Who?]
[Winter Cutie: Your Majesty, what are you saying? I don't know this person.]
Wang Dong was stunned.
Sis?
Aren't you supposed to be a simple-minded Spirit Beast?
How did you nail it so accurately this time?
Suotuo City.
Su Yan's group was tired from shopping and grabbing a late-night snack in the street.
Seeing the Big Clumsy Goods's message, Su Yan almost burst out laughing.
Truly kindred spirits!
You recognized your own sister at a glance.
[Su Yan: That's Wang Dong.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Xiaoya, tell Wang Dong I've got high hopes for him, which is why I gave him a single room. Tell him to Cultivate hard, and if he ever needs anything at the academy, he can find me.]
Dou 2.
Shrek Academy.
Reading Ma Xiaotao's message, Tang Ya said, "Hello, classmate. I'm Tang Ya; this is inner-court student Ma Xiaotao. Sister Xiao Tao thinks highly of you and arranged a single dorm. Cultivate well from now on."
"If anyone tries to change your room later, come find us!"
"Ah?"
"Oh, oh!!"
Wang Dong was bewildered. You two clowns! I'm right here in the Group Chat—do you think I didn't see your messages?
"Cultivate hard!"
Ma Xiaotao patted Wang Dong's shoulder and left with Tang Ya and Bei Bei.
Bei Bei was totally lost.
What on earth is going on today?
[I Am an Orphan: Winter Cutie, you're not Wang Dong, are you?]
[Liu Erlong: Both names have "Dong"; judging by our past unmaskings, odds are it's her.]
[Dark Avenger: Bullshit! Wang Dong's a guy—what are you people looking at?]
[Winter Cutie: Exactly! I'm a woman; Wang Dong's a man. We can't be the same person.]
[Bibi Dong: Huh?]
Su Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Honestly,
your cross-dressing act is pretty amusing, Wang Dong.
[Su Yan: Mengmeng, do you think Wang Dong is handsome?]
[Red Dust Meng Meng Meng: ???]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: melon-melon-melon.]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: We seem to have detected… an unusual signal?]
[Red Dust Meng Meng Meng: Ah?]
And so,
Sun Moon Empire.
Meng Hongchen sat bolt upright in bed, eyes dazed.
Melon?
Me and Wang Dong?
[Red Dust Meng Meng Meng: I really don't know. This Wang Dong does look a bit handsome, but… he's not as handsome as you, Su Yan!]
(End of Chapter)
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