"Words" - Normal speaking or dialogue
"Words" - Demonic entity speaking
Words - Noise/ Sound effects
'Words' - Thoughts
'Words' - Flashback
Everything was thoroughly okay for Dante as he traversed this strange place. He planned to go into that village on the nearby forest, west from his direction. He wondered if there are demons here to slay and earn some minimum wage.
"Well goodbye for now, annoying debts. Still a pain in my ass."
Yes, the debts. Lady always adds another paycheck in his tab when they go out on jobs. Like that one time he slayed an insect demon and he had to destroy that building to crush it to death. And then she swoops in and adds the damage payment to his tab. It was annoying as hell but he loved her for it.
As he was nearing by to the village, Dante then noticed that the houses were quite... out of date. Like they were from the medieval era or something.
But it wasn't gonna be bad was it?
As soon Dante entered the village, the people were literally staring at him like he was a goddamn ghost or something. But he never played attention to the stares because he thought he's also famous in this place too.
"How's it going?" Dante waved at the villager who had a mean look on his face.
The villager payed no attention to Dante waving at him.
"Ok then."
Dante then kept strolling through the village like a badass he is. But one thing that really stood out to the villagers was his white hair and that big ass sword on his back.
A vallager then said. "Was that a... Targaryen?"
Another villager then responded. "That's impossible. All of the Targs are dead."
"And we have one, walking in our village. What should we do with this one, Rolland?"
The villager known as Rolland then smiled maliciously. He then said. "I've got just the thing. After this, we'll be seriously rich!"
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As the Wacky Woohoo Pizza man was strolling through the village, he then spots a bar or what is called in this place as a tavern. He craved a strawberry sundae right now, like I mean right now. He's gonna be seriously disappointed when all of Westeros doesn't have strawberry sundaes and pizzas.
He approached towards the entrance of the tavern and entered inside. The inside was exactly same as the outside, depressing, and sad looking.
All the people inside the tavern then turned their heads towards Dante as he opened the door. Some of them had their jaws dropped and some were completely calm and grumpy as always. He walked casually towards the counter and sat on a chair, pulling his coat to him.
"Hey, there. Do you have any strawberry sundaes or water by any chance?" Dante asked the owner.
The wonder had a unamused look on his face and said.
"No, we don't. And I suggest ya to leave, we don't accept yer kind here."
Dante had a offended look on his face as he wondered if they know that he was a demon or something.
"Come on, I'm just trying to be friendly here."
Another man then came up. He was big, fat, and... big?
"Ya heard the man. So get out or else."
Dante sighed because he hoped that this wasn't going to happen right now. But no, they rather wanna get in trouble. After that, Dante then started to laugh and that made the big guy quite angry.
"Is something funny to ya?"
Dante then puts his hand on the shoulder on the big guy while glaring with sharp daggers into the fat glutton's eyes.
"You talk big for someone who wheezes after standing up."
And that response seemed to popped the vein of the big man. He then raised his fist, ready to punch Dante.
"Alright, that's it! You're going dow-"
SLAP!
Before the big man could finish his sentence, he was then hit by a massive slap to the face and it launches him back. Dante then stands there, unimpressed and was visibly bored and angry.
"Tch. I've fought hangovers with more bite than you. You just wasted my time."
The big man was knocked out with a massive slap outline engraved on his cheek. But before Dante could get back on his business, the buddies of that fat guy then stood up and began to charge at Dante.
"You bastard!"
"You'll pay for this!"
Dante then grabbed a chair and threw it towards the two, hitting them where it hurts. Another three then began to attack Dante with knives but we're casually dodged by the devil hunter, making them stumble out of balance.
Dante then leaned towards the owner of the tavern, who looked terrified after witnessing all the bullshit Dante did.
"I'll try not to make a mess... but no promises."
That response made the owner worry of what will happen to his tavern after this.
(Cues Devil May Cry 3 - Taste the Blood)
Those same three then got back up after recovering from their failed attack on the devil hunter. But before they could react, Dante then does a bicycle kick on to one of them.
All the buddies of the big guy stared in awe with widened eyes as they are about to get a generational beat down.
"Tried to warn you, but hey—some.people only learn through pain."
Dante then does a split kick on the other two, launching both of them on seperate directions.
"Attack him at the same time!"
"Go to hell!" Dante then punches the guy while teeths were falling out. Another one tried to jump him but was caught in the leg by Dante and was thrown on the other side of the room.
"Woohoo!"
He then follow ups a smoking sexy style combo on the incoming four, breaking their bones completely. Even though Dante did only demonic beatdowns from time to time, he wouldn't refuse a beatdown on stupid and BAD people.
Only ten were remaining and they were giving all they got just to get a scratch on him.
"Light's out!" Dante then punches the air, making a strong gust of wind which made all of them fly back into a wall.
"And. Good. Night!"
And finally for the finishing touch, he then uppercuts the last one into the air with a force so strong, it would seem like Dante killed him. But he was still fine... just a bit injured.
(Cues Song End)
After the fight, the tavern was trashed up. All but anything left was the counter and all the ale as they were left untouched.
The owner then came out in hiding and watched in horror after his beloved tavern was completely destroyed... Well, not completely destroyed and it was just only the inside was destroyed. He then watched Dante walking towards him.
"Sorry about the mess, I'll pay for it... maybe."
The owner never responded due to sheer shock was put into him after witnessing what just happened. Dante then waved his hand at owner, only for him to be ignored.
"Hello? You okay there?"
Neheheheei!
A horse's hoofs were heard just outside the tavern and a it looks like to be a group of people arrived.
"No walls can save you, dragon-blood! Come on out!"
Great, more to fight? This is just getting more annoying than he thought. But why did they call him dragon-blood?
Dante then kicks down the door, revealing himself to the soldiers. They looked dumbfounded by Dante's white hair and they thought that he was Targaryen, for real.
They felt confident as they underestimate Dante by they way he acts and looks even though they can fully see his sword on his back or they are just blind.
"You mean me?" Dante said after pointing at himself.
"Yes, you fucking cunt! You!"
Dante could really tell what was going to happen to this man next.
"By the way you look and talk, I doubt you'll live long."
The soldier seemed offended by the response then got confused at the last part.
"Huh? What's that supposed to me-AAAGH!!!"
The soldier then got stabbed by a scythe of the demon who came from the ground. As the soldier was screaming in pain, his comrades were horrified of what they were seeing right now. As for Dante, he was just bored as hell.
"Good grief. That's why I told you."
MISSION #1 END