Chapter 1: Death
Hello, my name is Zho Ping a 45 year old AI specialist, a man of culture and a single virgin. Why single and virgin we'll no particular reason it's not like I wasn't interested in 3D women as a man of culture I am a pervert who has many types, leaving that aside I am dying, well that's what happens when you don't exercise for years and suddenly feel like swimming in a 20 feet deep pool with no life guard, you pull a few muscles and you start drowning, well I guess this is it, I am having my life flashing before my eyes. Looking back, I have many regrets: my career choice, the time I did not spend with family and friends, not learning boxing like I wanted to, sigh well it is a cringey thought and maybe delusional of me, but I can't help but wish for a second life.
Chapter 2: Meeting ROB
All of a sudden, I heard a boisterous laugh hohoho Welcome mortal congratulations.
All of a sudden saw a giant white light and a galaxy looking humanoid figure appeared before me it had androgynous body, and I couldn't tell of the mane near his face was a beard or just long hair. He radiated warmth like mother's hugs and father's proud gaze
Ping asked "congratulations? What for?"
"Well mortal you get the chance to be reincarnated."
"Really!!??"
"Yes"
'Yeeesss!! oh wait no I could have life of Subaru from Re:Zero or be even worse situation'
Oh, you calmed down quickly
Yes, 'I should show respect he can literally erase me' thank you sir for giving me this opportunity
Oh child we give this opportunity to every 1 in 10,000 mortals
Oh 'so I am not that special good to know before developing a superiority complex' still, sir, thank you for the opportunity
What a polite young man rare these days because 8 out of 10 guys are rude, they start demanding things speak very disrespectfully or just straight up blame us for their problems, well I do find those guys interesting it gives me a chance to give them punishments
Punishments!!??
Well yeah, I am not obligated to do this I just do it because I am bored, so let me tell you about the punishments I gave a few people ROBs face started to become mischievous I turned one screaming guy to a female rabbit and dropped him into in middle of multiple rabbits during mating season, then there was a Karen who I dropped her in cultivation world with Subaru's ability but with no talent whatsoever then there was a guy who constantly yelled for 'not having a good cheat' so I reincarnated him without the cheat
As ROB described each punishment Ping started sweating and thanking himself that he was polite and respectful because even without having to be told he can imagine what those people will be suffering but he still got one good news
'Huh, so I will be getting a cheat, well that's reassuring as long as it is something positive'
…..then there was oh look at the time there are other people waiting so let's get you started
Okay then what do I do
Nothing just look pretty while I go Gacha roll for your world and cheat
'Ok there goes the list of wishes I had prepared down the drain'
*Ding* [World: Soul Land 1] [Cheat: Soul Land Achievement system]
'Soul Land? Oh, the one with martial souls where MC is a reincarnate with previous knowledge of cultivation techniques and having two souls a blue silver grass and Clear Sky Hammer'
"Oh, your cheat belongs to the same world, well that's good and bad for you"
"Can you tell me why that is sir?"
"Well good is because system will not have to waste time converting items and techniques to work in your world and it will take less energy to summon people and items so cheaper items for you, and bad is well because they are the same universe you won't have some out of the box powers"
"Oh, the disadvantage is not that bad, I don't mind sir" 'I was thinking something bad would happen'
"Ok, now this over do you have anything to ask before I send you away"
"Well sir, can you tell me about the timeline and something about my system?"
"Alright, now boy, the timeline is, let's see, you will be of around the same age as golden generation so around 6 years older than Tang San; The cheat will allow you to get the knowledge, items and people from Douluo Dalu part 2 and 3, the knowledge you will have to learn it won't be automatically understood but it will be saved in your memory, the items can be stolen but you will have an inventory to store them, the people you summon will be loyal to you but your actions can cause their loyalty do decrease and they can be of different age then what you remember and lastly an intelligent system AI it will help you organize inventory search for things you want to buy or be someone you can discuss things with. You can buy things with points that will be awarded on how successful you are, or you can directly get rewards."
"Not that I am ungrateful but why part 2 and 3 only"
"Well part 1 is not included because it will create problems if you summon people from part 1, and part 4 and 5 is not included because the system was made before they came out"
'So, the system is made with the stories'
"Once again thank you."
"Go on now, if you want to thank me entertain me and if you ever manage to reach my level treat me to a dinner party"
Then there was a big explosion of kaleidoscopes and extreme dizziness and nausea. I woke up feeling around myself, I felt myself become smaller. I looked around, I was surrounded by a large grassland and a large lake on one side. I looked at the lake and saw my reflection, it was off an adorable toddler with light blonde hair and green eyes.