"Pathetic, Pathetic young mann!!"
"UWAAAAAA!!!"
As i was practicing alone at night... i heard a weird sound coming from my ears and i screamed in shock.
"Who? Who's theree???"
"Wasting your potential luke this... How very pathetic Tsk Tsk Tsk!"
"Who... who the hell? Come out now?"
i was flabbergasted, i was scared, i was agonising.
I was shaking even.
I was Shocked.
Most of all...
I was afraid of ghosts and whatever this was... it was definately a damn ghost.
"Shaking like that... it feels like your bladder is about to burst but you'd better not pee in the pitch... That'd be the true disgrace above all."
"Who... who are you? What the hell do you want?"
I said, still shaking and almost about to pee.
"I am... well that's unnecessary... I have been watching you for a while now. Pathetic... absolutely pathetic... But, I'll give you a chance. A chance to use your talent well."
"... What? What do you mean talent? Do... you know something about cricket old man?"
"Insolent fool... are you asking a man such as me if i know about Cricket? Tsk Tsk Tsk! How foolish... The definition starts with C and that c was created by me! Well... What am i even saying... anyway... i know cricket like the back of my hand."
"... Aah... fine... I guess, so... why are you here exactly?"
"I was bored as i was walking around the country to find pretty chick and found you here... a pathetic man who doesn't even know how tonproperly play cricket and I have decided to give you a chance."
What the heck is this old man saying?
Was he stalking women or something?
What a damn creep!
Well... i watch people have sex every day... so I'm not one to talk... tho... it's not like it's intentional...
Those damn horndogs do it day and night.
My 3 damn seniors.
The best bowler, the best batsman have 2 beautiful girlfriends and than There's my douche like captain who has a harem of his own.
Which includes a married women.
Damn jealous i am!
Hmph!
"... For now... Just as a tester... Get onto your batting stance."
He said... I was already padded up so i tried clearing my head of what i saw just 2 hours ago of a married women telling a man who isn't her husband to dump her full of cu*
Maybe i got into one of those pornhw* worlds.
Fivk... based on my owner's memories... he hated pornhwas because women were one dimentional and were only crazy about Coc*
Like the bigger the better type shit.
Honestly... i feel like i have the biggest of the lot.
Even pornstars would feel inferior if they saw my thing
but... maybe it's just me...
Like how can a man as unfortunate as me get a dic* that big...
"Young man... stop thinking about unpleasant things and concentrate on the damn instructions."
He said as he saw me deep in thought.
I snapped right out of my thoughts as i started setting up to face a ball.
"What's the speed?"
He said as he looked for it.
"... 130..."
Kmph...
"... And... you still can't properly hit a ball?"
He asked... somewhat disappointed.
"First... bend lower... your contact point is higher and you'll never meet the ball well if you are playing for tennis ball bounce."
He said with an annoyed face.
I have to crouch down?
"Lower."
Huh?
"Lower"
No way...
"Lower... Yes!"
How... the fuck can i bend so low...
"Try meeting the ball at this height."
"Playball"
He said as if he were the umpire and a ball came in at 130 Kmph.
I defended it well.
"Hmm... A good length ball... perfectly defended. Well done."
"But you gadda bend lower... Your bat should be beyond your pad and there should be minimal distance between bat and pad so the ball doesn't sneak past."
That's alot of information.
"Now... try again, while taking the tips i game you."
"Yes sir."
This time, the ball swung in, but i kept a level head and defended it as it came at me.
Which was surprising because... i Don't usually meet the ball at the meat.
It either edges me or completely misses it.
Is... this all there is to it...
"Who was your coach until now..."
"He's someone incompitent."
I said... as i averted my gaze hoping to get some support from him due to the injustice i faced from him.
"... So... i was right... He hasn't even trained you properly... Why's someone who can't even properly teach you the basics a coack?"
He asked... somewhat serious.
"I don't know... he seemed swrious... i feel like he doesn't like me."
"... Hmm... Did you do something?"
"... i feel like it's because his wife is interested in me but... ofcourse, it's probably my way of coping with reality... He probably realises that I'm talentless because of my shit performances and debarred me from the team."
"... He never gave you a chance even after you trained like this for so many months?"
Yes... i was regoroulsy training myself to the bone while working part time.
I'm glad my parents in this world don't have to worry about money problems.
We may be middle class but... we are quite comfortable.
Me working part time is to sustain myself.
Wait to find an actual job considering my carrier here is almost over.
"What were you going to do if this continued?"
"... Ofcourse... I'd have left, That was why i had a degree in place for if the dream didn't come true."
"... What a sad pathetic man you are..."
He said as he looked like he felt sorry for me.
"Heyy-"
"Well... I'll give you a 2nd chance..."
He said as he finally showed his appearence.
He looked like a man in his 40's, just the way he sounded.
"... I have no name but... I am a man well versed in the sport and have done wonders for my country but... nobody remembers it now... Nonetheless, I'll turn you into the best batsman in South Korea and live my dream through you yet again."
But... why is this old bastard giving me hope?
It scares me...
What if this is all a dream?
What if none kf it happens?
What if you take over my body after i become famous and a lot of women are after me?
"Don't worry... I have no intention of taking your body... Nor can i take it... I only want you to become better because you have talent... something i didn't! You can take south korea to greater heights in the field of cricket... If you accept my offer I'll turn you into a professional."
"... I..."
"It's up to you, Decide what you want... but before that..."
"Huh?"
"Let's meet this Bitch in heat and teach her a lesson."
Huh? Bitch? Leson? Heat...
What is he talking abou-
No way...
Not herrrr!!!