When Boros saw the title of this live stream, he was momentarily at a loss for what expression to make.
He glanced at the viewer count... Good grief!
It had broken the record set when Lott transformed into a giant ape.
Although he had no idea what nonsense Lott was up to this time, Boros still clicked on it out of curiosity.
...
Wano Country, Flower Capital.
"Folks, we've now reached the Flower Capital, the capital of Wano Country, and are on our way to the Shogun's mansion, which is the wedding venue. This is my first time attending a wedding, feeling a bit excited."
Lott spoke facing the camera.
The four stunningly beautiful women following behind Lott.
Except for Hancock, who didn't know Momonosuke, the other three were utterly bewildered.
Even Miku, whose favorability towards Lott had already broken 100, couldn't help but wonder how that lecherous brat had offended Lott to deserve being messed with like this.
When they saw the Shogun's mansion, a man who looked about fifty, standing three and a half meters tall, but not appearing imposing at all due to his large head and small body, Kurozumi Orochi, scurried over obsequiously, forcing a smile:
"Lott-sama, your presence truly brings immense honor to this humble place!"
"Hahaha! Even I, a scoundrel, didn't think of such an amusing idea. It seems I underestimated you before."
Lott, still two months shy of 18, laughed at Orochi, who was already past fifty.
When Lott sent that private message to Orochi, he thought the worst that could happen to that little punk Momonosuke was being killed by his enemy.
He never expected Orochi to be so creative.
Within two days of receiving the private message, Orochi replied to Lott, asking if Lott would be willing to officiate the wedding between him and Momonosuke.
Oh, wait, Momonosuke didn't have that thing anymore, so he should be called 'Kozuki Momoko'.
It had to be said, Orochi's bootlicking skills were quite impressive.
Although he didn't know why Lott had given him information about the Kozuki Family-
Orochi was certain that Lott absolutely had it in for that kid Momonosuke!
Since Lott wanted to mess with the kid, he naturally had to play along.
And he had to make sure this lord enjoyed himself!
Moreover, Orochi himself was very excited.
He felt his 20-year-long obsession with simply killing the Kozuki Family's members was too shallow.
Wasn't it far more satisfying to have your way with your enemy than to kill them?
"Oh, by the way, is that thing ready? Otherwise, it might not pass the censors."
Lott asked again.
"Of course, of course. This humble one also has a small gift for you, my lord."
Orochi rubbed his hands fawningly, then turned his head and shouted:
"Hey! Bring it up!"
A woman wearing an exquisite twelve-layered junihitoe kimono, whose beauty could rival even Hancock's, was escorted by several samurai.
She slowly walked to Orochi's side and stood before Lott.
"This is..."
Although he had guessed Orochi's intention, Lott pretended not to know on the surface.
Perhaps it was a habit from his previous life.
He always felt the need to politely refuse before accepting a gift.
"This is Komurasaki, the number one courtesan of Wano Country. I humbly offer her to you, my lord."
Orochi said with a flattering expression.
"Oh?"
Although he had guessed it, Lott was genuinely surprised that Orochi was willing to part with her.
After all, Queen, Kaido's trusted subordinate, had tried to take this woman for years, and Orochi never allowed it.
It just showed that Orochi was quite clever when it came to choosing sides.
Although Kaido had been his backer for 20 years, if he could get Lott as his backer instead, what was Kaido then!
As for women, when you have power and money, you can have as many as you want.
Seeing Komurasaki's stunning face, the male viewers in the group live stream felt a wave of envy:
[Gintoki: Wow! The girls in Yoshiwara are nothing compared to her!]
[Brock: This planet is full of beautiful big sisters! I wonder if I'll get a chance to go.]
[Kazuma: I'd heard there were many big-breasted women on Luffy-san's planet, but I didn't realize there were this many. Feels like every one could rival Darkness.]
[Momonga: Is that so? Although I can't feel anything. Even if I could, I couldn't use it.]
Back on Planet Terra, Chika and the other girls were also watching the stream.
[Chika: This guy just lets loose as soon as he's out! Miku, you should keep an eye on him!]
[Saeko: Ara~ Chika, no need to get so worked up. It's normal for men to have a little 'wild snack' occasionally.]
[Alice: Senpai, you're that open-minded?]
In a dim room on Planet Terra, plastered with Anime posters and bookshelves full of Galgame discs-
Tomoya Aki, also watching the stream, slammed the exquisite figurine he had worked months to buy onto the floor.
Seeing the top-tier beauties in the video, like Nami, Robin, Hancock, each more exaggeratedly beautiful than the last, he was already green with envy.
And when he saw that middle-aged ugly man gift Lott another beauty, one Tomoya Aki could only dream of, he finally snapped.
'Why?'
'Why does he get all the good stuff!?'
…
Flower Capital.
Faced with this gift from Orochi, Lott's face showed little smile, nor much joy.
This made Orochi's heart tighten.
'Could it be that Komurasaki didn't suit his taste?'
'Possibly!'
'After all, he had the World's Most Beautiful Woman, Boa Hancock, with him!'
"If my lord is not satisfied, I have many other geishas under my command, for you to choose from slowly..."
"Never mind, she can serve tea for Miku and the others these days."
Lott hesitated for a moment but accepted anyway, mainly because he felt the Kozuki Family's members were all a bit touched in the head.
Being an idiot is against the law.
And what if it's contagious?
"Yes, yes, of course."
Orochi nodded repeatedly. "Kyoshiro! What are you standing there for? Quickly step aside and let Komurasaki serve Lott-sama and his esteemed wives properly!"
Miku and Hancock, who had been displeased, immediately blushed upon hearing the words 'esteemed wives'.
They felt this ugly guy really knew how to talk after all.
Nami and Robin were just confused.
'Are we included in that?'
Kyoshiro, standing in front of Komurasaki, ostensibly Orochi's confidant, but actually Denjiro of the Nine Red Scabbards, heard Orochi's words.
He gritted his teeth, unsure what to do.
As one of the Nine Red Scabbards, he had been undercover with Orochi all these years, secretly protecting Komurasaki, who was actually Kozuki Oden's daughter, Kozuki Hiyori.
A few days ago, he received news from Kin'emon and the others, and learned that they had finally arrived in this era through Toki's ability.
Denjiro was overjoyed, thinking their hardships were finally over.
The day to restore the Kozuki Family's glory had finally arrived.
But he never expected Lott to suddenly show up.
Not only did he turn 'Young Master Momonosuke' into 'Princess Momoko'-
But he also planned to have him marry Kurozumi Orochi, his father's killer?
What kind of gender-bending plot is this?!
This is supposed to be a power fantasy novel, not a romance one!
And now, Orochi was going to offer Hiyori to Lott?
This made Denjiro's mentality completely collapse.
What to do?
What on earth should he do?!
"Kyoshiro! Are you deaf? Get out of the way!!"
Seeing 'Kyoshiro' remain motionless, Orochi raised his hand, ready to slap him.
A fierce glint flashed in Denjiro's eyes. The anger suppressed for 20 years finally erupted at this moment.
No matter what, he couldn't let Hiyori fall into the hands of that monster Lott!
Instantly, Denjiro suddenly drew his sword and slashed at Orochi.
Orochi's face changed dramatically.
He couldn't understand why his number one lackey, Kyoshiro, would suddenly turn on him.
In that split second, Lott delivered a flying kick.
Denjiro instantly vanished from his spot.
Immediately after, a series of crashing sounds echoed from the opposite direction for five or six seconds.
Looking up, several houses had collapsed, and a smear of pulp was visible on a mountainside in the distance.
"Den-"
Komurasaki almost cried out Denjiro's real name but quickly covered her mouth.
"Th-thank you, Lott-sama."
Orochi wiped his sweat, still shaken, then cursed loudly: "That bastard Kyoshiro! I trusted him so much and he betrayed me! Arrest all of Kyoshiro's subordinates and execute them!"
Lott smiled slightly.
He couldn't let Orochi die before the fun was over.