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Chapter 105 - You Lowly Woman!

[Demon Realm Mail Order] was highly efficient; the [Perfect Lover] spray Satania had purchased with expedited shipping arrived at her home early the next morning.

Satania hurriedly opened the package. A small, delicate pink spray bottle lay quietly nestled within black sponge embellished with roses. Satania first picked up the instruction manual to flip through it.

Based on her shopping experience with [Demon Realm Mail Order], if she rashly used an item with such special effects after only listening to the host's introduction, she would one hundred percent suffer a huge loss. Therefore, she absolutely had to check the manual to understand the specific usage methods first.

Once, Satania had wanted to use the [Hilarious Itching Powder] she bought to prank Gabriel. Because she hadn't read the manual carefully, she subconsciously assumed the powder just needed to be sprinkled on the person's body.

She threw it right in Gabriel's face, but it had no effect whatsoever. Instead, Gabriel took it as a provocation and taught her a harsh lesson.

Only when Satania returned home and checked the manual did she discover that the powder was supposed to be mixed into water and ingested by the target. It was the absolute pits.

"'Perfect Lover' spray. Can be used a total of ten times. Each use lasts for half an hour. Continuous use can also achieve a stacking effect on the duration, but the side effect of making a fool of oneself will also stack."

Careless Satania did not notice a sentence printed in very small text at the very end of the manual:

Do not use ten times consecutively; neither the effects nor the side effects are guaranteed to manifest properly!

"It's impossible for me to leave every half hour to use the spray. I'll just wait for Jhin to come over and use it all at once!" Satania wasn't sure how long Jhin would stay at her house. Maybe Gabriel and the others would come over too, which made it even more imperative that they didn't discover she had recovered her memory.

Not long after, Jhin sent a message to Satania.

[momotalk] Jhin: "Satania, are you awake? Has your memory returned?"

[momotalk] Satania: "No."

[momotalk] Jhin: "Is that so? I'm almost at your house."

[momotalk] Satania: "Mm. What about Gabriel and the others?"

[momotalk] Jhin: "They're still thinking of a solution. I estimate they won't be coming over for a while."

[momotalk] Satania: "Got it."

Satania grabbed the spray with her small hand, aimed it at herself, and sprayed ten times in a row. A pungent sensation like chili powder drilling into her nasal cavity, mixed with the kiwi-like scent of dozens of fruits blended together, rushed into her nostrils.

Satania threw her head back and sneezed. The pink mist swirling around her body was also scattered by this sneeze.

Satania felt as if she had eaten those brightly colored mushrooms she randomly picked in the Demon Realm forest when she was ten years old. In her vision, the entire world was spinning, her steps staggered, and she felt as if she were about to faint the very next second.

Fortunately, this nausea vanished without a trace in the blink of an eye. Satania felt her brain become incomparably sharp, filled with a strong confidence that she could accomplish anything she set her mind to.

Heh heh heh, maybe I should go defeat Gabriel right now and become the first Super S-Class Great Archdemon in history!

Ding-dong.

The doorbell rang. Satania's just-inflated ambition dissipated instantly. She hid the empty bottle of [Perfect Lover], skipped joyfully, and trotted to the door.

It must be Jhin!

Satania had just gripped the door handle when she looked at her pajamas and faltered.

Ah, I'm still in my pajamas. What do I do? Should I let him wait outside for a bit?

"Satania, why aren't you opening the door?"

"Jh-Jhin, w-wait a moment!"

Jhin only heard a rush of hurried footsteps coming from inside Satania's home. A few minutes later, Satania slowly opened the main door, her small face flushed and her breathing slightly disordered.

"Pl-Please come in."

Walking into Satania's home, Jhin finally saw clearly what she looked like now. Her red looped braids had been undone, draping in front of her shoulders, giving her a gentle and virtuous vibe.

Satania was wearing a white, mid-length sleeve, off-shoulder polo shirt, with black tank top straps hanging over her snow-white shoulders. Loose hot pants wrapped around her perky, tender buttocks, revealing her snowy, smooth thighs.

Jhin gave Satania's outfit a thumbs-up in his heart.

What a perfect domestic girlfriend. From a boyfriend's perspective, out of ten points, I give it a nine. The remaining one point is deducted because I can only look, not touch.

Satania wasn't very satisfied with the clothes on her body. She had rummaged through her entire wardrobe and ultimately only found this set that looked relatively suitable. The rest of her clothes were basically full of chuunibyou aura, unsuitable for meeting a boyfriend.

My boyfriend is coming over to play, yet isn't this outfit of mine a bit too casual?

Ahhh! If only I had bought some more fashionable clothes beforehand.

Satania suppressed the frustrated thoughts in her heart and revealed a smile. "Jhin, want something to drink?"

"Same as before, coke is fine."

"Mm."

Satania brought a can of coke and sat down next to Jhin. She popped the tab, then inserted two straws into it and pushed it in front of Jhin. Blushing, she asked softly in a shy voice, "C-Can we drink together?"

Satania, the current you is truly despicable!

Jhin didn't know why amnesiac Satania held such a high level of affection for him based solely on a single joke from Gabriel. This attitude didn't look like they had just started dating; it looked more like they had entered a clinging honeymoon phase.

Jhin was now torn over whether to share this can of coke with Satania in a couple-style drinking method. To say he wasn't tempted at all would be a lie, but he just didn't want to use this fake relationship to take advantage of Satania.

The only solution at a time like this was one thing: Play dumb!

Jhin pushed the coke back in front of Satania. "Is this the only bottle of coke left in the house? Then you drink it; I'll drink something else."

"Ugh..."

Satania puffed up her cheeks like an angry pufferfish, grabbed the coke, and drank it all in one breath.

Jhin is such a blockhead! To think he doesn't even understand this level of hint!

Burp~

The large amount of carbon dioxide caused Satania to let out a burp. She shyly covered her small, cherry-like mouth. Jhin pretended not to hear, walking to the TV cabinet to take out a game controller and shaking it at her.

"Satania, want to play games?"

Hmph. He doesn't understand hints, yet he's unusually considerate in this regard.

Satania pouted her small mouth, turning her head away, not wanting to pay attention to Jhin for the moment. Seeing no movement from Jhin, she couldn't resist quietly turning back to peek at what he was doing.

Finding that Jhin was still crouching in front of the TV cabinet fiddling with the game console, her lips, which were already pouted, pouted even higher. She turned her head away again, refusing to look at him.

When Jhin turned around holding the controller, Satania's mouth was pouted enough to hang an oil bottle on it.

Games, games, you only know how to play games! I'm your girlfriend, aren't I more interesting than a game?!

Satania's bellyful of resentment vanished into thin air with a gentle pinch of her cheek by Jhin.

"Want me to hold you while we play?"

"Yes!"

Satania took the game controller and happily pressed herself tightly into Jhin's warm embrace. Jhin had to adjust his sitting posture to ensure he remained within a safe range, so he wouldn't be seduced by Satania's body fragrance.

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