Today was definitely a..weird day,I of course being the responsible nation I am, prepared Italy sheets for the meeting,but even I seen something different.. a weird room,made entirely of a crystal,and a plaque saying..'Un limited edition room DO NOT ENTER!' of course some of the nation,more like America,Prussia and later on about everyone joined in
"brohas why is this door so unawesome!" Prussia was pulling and pulling the doorknob as he started screaming German profanities as I slapped my head and turned my attention to America
Instead who was of course who somehow took out a bat out of nowhere and started smashing "I'm the hero! It will work eventually and we're going to see exactly what the hell is hidden!" They said with a bright smile like they weren't exacty causing literal property damage
Russia with that weird and creepy smile as always tilted his head "da!~ I wonder what's inside! Western aliens?~ or more friends?~" they promptly took out a metal pipe nicknamed the magic pipe of pain and picked violence with America
I of course sighed harder than the time I started both World wars, I am so not paying property damage for them..plus the UN general secretary told us literally to not touch that room with a very suspicious face I wonder what's that about?
I sighed again before almost spitting my coffee "Italy! Romano what in the ##### are you doing!?"
The screen cut to black,and so guess what happened? Oh yes.. Italy was rambling and knocking on the crystal door, apparently because they smelt high quality pasta but they weren't exacty wrong since a delicious waft of food was coming out,and romano? Oh yeah he was just broke and trying to get the gold knob off.
"Bloody hell this meeting is absolutely chaos aren't we supposed to literally talk about taxes!?" England said exasperated before america knocked him on the head "Engie Dude! Chill! What if we find cool aliens? Or those limited teas you like!?"America said with that obnoxiously loud tone while posing like they were in a Hollywood movie perhaps for the third time of the day.
The UN meeting had of course like england said devolve into absolute anarchy with everybody trying to open the door ,curious of the contents "Aru! Why all all the immature western countries trying to open the door! It's not like it's that interesting!" France was flirting with the door,did not work obviously as china sipped his pu'er tea like it was the only thing saving him from a migraine.