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Ma Xiaotao said that old ancestor Xiao Wu really brought some very fresh words into their vocabulary all of a sudden. The Dark Avenger agreed, saying that terms like attachment, tool person, and switch for showing off sounded incredibly fresh, which made him laugh out loud. Wang Dong added that she really could not stop laughing because these were new terms she had never heard in her life.
Su Yan did not know why, but seeing Wang Donger happily enjoying the drama and eating melons made him want to laugh too. So, Su Yan asked Wang Donger if she really liked eating Xiao Wu's melons so much. Wang Donger replied that she liked it very much.
This made Xiao Wu quite upset, and she warned Wang Donger to just wait because what goes around comes around. Xiao Wu told her that she would let her laugh today, but next time when it was time to eat Wang Donger's melons, she would definitely laugh much louder and happier.
Hearing this, Su Yan burst into laughter. He could not stop laughing now. He thought to himself that after Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, were Xiao Wu and Wang Donger going to start fighting like this too. It really looked like a loving and killing family, which was truly amazing.
Su Yan coughed to clear his throat and told everyone that they should just enjoy eating melons happily. After all, life is a two-way street, and when others eat their melons later, they might laugh even louder and happier. He mentioned that today just happened to be the day they were rushing from Shrek City to the Sun Moon Empire. He felt that if it were normal times, he would not even have the time to finish listing all the flaws of the little rabbit in one single go.
Everyone was surprised to hear this, while Wang Donger laughed and told old ancestor Xiao Wu that she felt Xiao Wu did not laugh as loudly as she did. In her heart, Wang Donger thought that her mother's punches back then were not fast enough, and definitely not ruthless enough.
Su Yan then repeated something he had said before. He explained that Tang San being able to become a god had absolutely nothing to do with Yu Xiaogang. However, it had everything to do with Xiao Wu. He stated that, in one simple sentence, without Xiao Wu, Tang San almost could not have become a god at all.
He explained that Xiao Wu did not just give away a hundred-thousand-year Spirit Ring and a hundred-thousand-year Spirit Bone to Tang San, but she also brought her two little brothers, Da Ming and Er Ming, to give away another two sets of hundred-thousand-year Spirit Rings and hundred-thousand-year Spirit Bones.
Everyone commented that this was truly an amazing feat. Su Yan then announced that the main text was about to begin. He wanted to talk in great detail today about the ridiculously absurd life that Xiao Wu lived without his intervention.
He explained that Xiao Wu was originally a hundred-thousand-year Soft Bones Rabbit. Her mother married her father when she was only at the fifty-thousand-year cultivation level. Xiao Wu was actually their fifth child. Her father was quite lazy and just gave her a random name, Xiao Wu, which simply meant the fifth child, and that became her name forever. Xiao Wu lost her father during her early childhood, but her mother was very gentle and strong, which gave Xiao Wu great courage to survive in the forest.
However, it was a great pity that fate was unpredictable. When Xiao Wu had just transformed into a human and was still very young, her mother Ah Rou was hunted down and killed by Bibi Dong and her men. Xiao Wu was completely heartbroken by this tragedy. Even though Da Ming and Er Ming invited her to stay safely in the core area of the forest, Xiao Wu insisted on going to the human world, and so she left the Star Dou Great Forest.
It was a chilly autumn day when the wind blew cold and the leaves were falling. The hundred-thousand-year cultivation beast who was now a six-year-old human girl named Xiao Wu met a six-year-old boy named Tang San, who was a level twenty-nine Spirit Grand Master. This meeting marked the very beginning of Xiao Wu's ridiculously absurd life.
Su Yan pointed out that if she were a normal person, she would definitely try very hard to cultivate her spirit power and find Bibi Dong to get her revenge. But Xiao Wu did not do that at all. Not only did she fail to work hard at her cultivation, but she also immediately started a lovey-dovey relationship with Tang San. He asked the group if they could even believe such a thing.
Everyone found this quite unbelievable. Su Yan continued, saying that even if they assumed her mother did not want her to take revenge and only hoped she would live a peaceful life, the main purpose of a Spirit Beast transforming into a human was to cultivate hard and eventually become a god. He questioned what Xiao Wu was doing all day long, constantly calling out Third Brother this and Third Brother that, without ever spending proper time to cultivate. In short, he did not know what she was like before meeting Tang San, but ever since she met him, she completely lost her brain and stopped working hard.
During their time together, Tang San was always busy earning money by blacksmithing, making his Hidden Weapons, studying various types of spirit knowledge, and still finding time to fool this stupid rabbit. In the six years they spent at Nuoding Academy, Tang San managed to raise his spirit power to level twenty-nine. On the other hand, the little rabbit was a hundred-thousand-year Spirit Beast transformed into a human with Innate Full Spirit Power, yet she also only reached level twenty-nine in those same six years.
Bibi Dong commented that although their levels looked about the same on the surface, if someone thought about it carefully, Xiao Wu was indeed being very lazy. The Dark Avenger expressed his envy for old ancestor Xiao Wu's incredible natural talent.
Another member, Group Member No. 9, mentioned that he thought of a perfect sentence to describe this, but since Xiao Wu was sitting right next to him, he was afraid she would hit him if he said it out loud, so he asked if anyone else could help him say it.
Yanzi was quite confused by this. Zhuqing said that she had also thought of the exact same sentence, and she told Rongrong to say it instead. Ning Rongrong then spoke up, saying that she thought they should take Xiao Wu to Shrek Academy right now. She wanted the person who thought of the sentence to point directly at Xiao Wu's nose and say that there are no waste Spirits, only waste Spirit Masters, and that Xiao Wu was that very waste Spirit Master.
Everyone burst out laughing at this joke. Ma Xiaotao said that this was exactly what they expected from old ancestor Xiao Wu. Wang Dong added that she was dying of laughter, and she asked old ancestor Xiao Wu to tell them honestly whether she was a waste Spirit Master or not. She noted that Tang San was extremely busy with many different things for six years and still improved so much, while Xiao Wu had absolutely nothing to do but only improved by the same amount.
Meanwhile, in Suotuo City, Xiao Wu was feeling very sad and began to cry loudly. She complained that all of them were bad people because instead of comforting her, they were all laughing at her expense. Zhuqing and the others were a bit dumbfounded by her reaction. Zhuqing coughed and told her not to be sad, calling her treasure Wu, and promised that they would not laugh at her anymore. Group Member No. 9 also told treasure Wu not to cry just yet because the story had only begun, and if she started crying now, she would run out of tears in a little while.
Su Yan stated that Xiao Wu was simply playful and a complete waste of talent. He asked if they thought that was all. He reminded them that Xiao Wu was a hundred-thousand-year Spirit Beast transformation with a hundred-thousand-year cultivation, yet she actually possessed no knowledge about Spirit Beasts, had no family background, carried no treasures, and was even so poor that she did not even bring a brain with her. Just because Tang San told her that she was his sister and that if anyone wanted to hurt her, they would have to step over his corpse, her love brain was fully activated from that moment on, and she wholeheartedly became Tang San's simple attachment.
After their six years at Nuoding Academy ended, Xiao Wu followed Tang San to Shrek Academy, where she met this group of bad friends. Su Yan mentioned that when he talked about Rongrong last time, he had said that apart from Ning Rongrong, none of the people in Shrek actually had a proper identity. He also reminded them that because Shrek Academy was so poor and lacked proper educational resources, they all decided to go to Heaven Dou City together to join other high-level Spirit Master academies.
This was where the even more absurd part of the story happened. It was very clear that any Spirit Douluo could have easily discovered Xiao Wu's true identity as a hundred-thousand-year Spirit Beast. Yet, despite this massive danger, she still chose to follow the Shrek group directly into Heaven Dou City and entered the Heaven Dou Royal Academy with them.
Su Yan admitted that he was completely confused no matter how much he thought about it. He wondered if Dugu Bo and the three major education committees of the Heaven Dou Academy were all possessed by the Blind Douluo at that time, because he could not understand why none of them managed to discover her true identity. Everyone in the group was left completely surprised and questioned how this could even be possible.