Dormitory — Late Afternoon
You're still holding the uniform. Still processing the cat ears situation. Still emotionally recovering from this man's design choices.
Satoru Gojo watches you with clear amusement.
Satoru Gojo:By the way…
You glance up.
y/n:…Hm?
Satoru tilts his head slightly. Like he just remembered something important.
Satoru Gojo:Didn't I tell you something before we came here?
You blink. Thinking.
y/n:…About not dying?
Satoru Gojo:Besides that.
You squint slightly.
y/n:…I don't remember.
He steps closer. Leans down just a little.
Satoru Gojo (mock offended):How cruel.
Beat.
Then—
Satoru Gojo:I told you to call me Satoru.
Your eyes widen slightly.
y/n:…Ah.
Right.
That.
y/n:You did.
Satoru Gojo (smug):And yet…
He gestures vaguely.
Satoru Gojo:It's still "Sensei, Sensei, Senseiii~"
You look away awkwardly.
y/n:That's because you are my sensei.
Satoru Gojo:Tragic.
y/n:How is that tragic?!
He grins. But there's curiosity beneath it.
Satoru Gojo:So?
Will you call me Satoru now?
You hesitate. Thinking carefully.
y/n (honest):…I will.
Gojo perks up instantly.
Satoru Gojo:Oh?
y/n:But not at school.
Pause.
Satoru Gojo:…Eh?
You look at him now. Small but firm determination.
y/n:Here, you're Sensei.
Like you are to everyone else.
He watches you closely.
y/n:It would feel…
Strange otherwise.
A tiny beat.
y/n (softly):I don't want special treatment.
Silence.
Wind rustles through the courtyard trees.
For once—
Gojo doesn't joke immediately.
Because that answer…
Was very you.
Satoru Gojo (quieter):…
Then—
A soft smile. Different from his usual playful grin.
Satoru Gojo:How annoyingly proper.
y/n:Senseiii
Satoru Gojo (light again):Fine, fine.
He turns dramatically.
Satoru Gojo:At school — Sensei.
Outside school…
He glances back. Eyes gleaming.
Satoru Gojo:We'll negotiate 😊
y/n:There is NOTHING to negotiate.
Satoru Gojo:We'll see~
You sigh. Already tired. Already doomed.
But…
You're smiling.
Satoru Gojo:Ah, right.
Before I forget.
He tosses something toward you.
You barely catch it.
Fabric.
Dark.
Folded neatly.
You blink.
y/n:…Uniform?
Satoru Gojo (proud):Custom-made.
You unfold it slowly.
…and freeze.
Still… processing.
y/n:…
No skirt.
Instead—
Tailored formal pants
Upper shirt, structured but sleek
Fitted jacket
And then—
You stare.
y/n:…
There's a hoodie.
Attached to the jacket.
With.
Tiny.
Cat ears.
Dead silence.
y/n:Sensei.
Satoru Gojo (beaming):Yes? 😊
y/n:Why…
You lift the hoodie slightly.
Satoru notices instantly.
Of course he does.
Satoru Gojo:What's with that face?
y/n:This isn't a uniform.
Satoru Gojo (gasps dramatically):Excuse you?!
You hold it up.
Deadpan.
y/n:Sensei.
There are cat ears.
Satoru Gojo (proud):Custom design.
Limited edition.
One-of-a-kind.
y/n:Why…
He shrugs casually.
Satoru Gojo:Because the standard skirt version didn't suit you.
You pause.
y/n:…Suit me?
Satoru Gojo:You're clearly not comfortable in skirts.
Your eyes widen slightly.
y/n:How do you even—
Satoru Gojo (smug):I observe my students.
Sometimes.
When I'm bored.
y/n:That's not reassuring.
He laughs.
Then gestures toward the uniform.
Satoru Gojo:Go on.
Try it.
You hesitate. Still suspicious.
y/n:You modified an official uniform…
Without asking?
Satoru Gojo:Correction.
He raises a finger.
Satoru Gojo:I improved it.
y/n:Sensei…
Satoru Gojo:Relax.
Principal approved.
After I annoyed him for two hours.
y/n:…
That sounds exactly like you.
He grins.
Satoru Gojo:Bathroom's inside.
I'll wait.
y/n:Wait WHERE?
Too late.
He flops dramatically onto your bed.
Satoru Gojo:Here~
y/n:GET OUT.
Satoru Gojo:I'm blindfolded, it's fine.
y/n:THAT IS NOT HOW PRIVACY WORKS.
He laughs loudly.
But stands anyway.
Satoru Gojo:Alright, alright.
He heads for the door.
Satoru Gojo (teasing):Don't take forever~
Door slides shut.
Inside Bathroom
You stare at the uniform again. Closer now.
Black formal pants. Clean, tailored fit. Upper shirt — structured, crisp.
And the jacket…
y/n:Why am I being bullied by my own sensei…
But…
You run your fingers along the fabric.
It's high quality.
Comfortable.
Warm.
And undeniably…
Cool.
y/n (muttering):…It does look nice.
Moments Later
Door opens.
You step out slowly. Uncertain.
Satoru Gojo turns.
And freezes.
Silence.
y/n:…Why are you staring?
For once…
Gojo is genuinely speechless.
Because—
It fits perfectly.
Sharp.
Elegant.
Dangerously stylish.
And the tiny cat ears?
Unfairly adorable.
y/n:Sensei?
He exhales softly. Almost impressed.
Satoru Gojo:Well…
Beat.
Grin returning.
Satoru Gojo:I have excellent taste.
y/n:You were staring WAY too long.
Satoru Gojo:Can you blame me?
He circles you slowly. Inspecting like an artist admiring his masterpiece.
Satoru Gojo:Perfect fit.
Comfortable?
y/n (quietly):…Yeah.
Satoru Gojo (softly pleased):Good.
Then—
He flicks the hoodie ears lightly.
Satoru Gojo:And these are staying.
y/n:NO THEY ARE NOT.
Satoru Gojo:Too late.
Already iconic.
Silence.
Because the trio is right there.
Yuji stops mid-step.
Yuji Itadori:…
Nobara blinks.
Megumi pauses.
Collective brain freeze.
Yuji (eyes widening):…WOAH.
You immediately tense.
y/n:Wh—what?
Yuji Itadori:YOU LOOK SO COOL??!
You blink.
Yuji Itadori (circling you):Like—Like a final boss!!Or a secret overpowered character reveal!!
y/n:That's… not a normal compliment.
Yuji:It is from me 😌
Nobara crosses her arms.
Studying you carefully.
Head tilted.
Nobara Kugisaki:…
y/n (nervous):…Is it bad?
Nobara:No.
Beat.
Nobara (reluctantly):Annoyingly good.
Yuji gasps.
Yuji:SHE SAID GOOD.MARK THE DATE.
Nobara:Shut up.
She steps closer.
Examines the jacket.
Fabric.
Fit.
Nobara:Tailored.Custom stitching.
Eyes narrow.
Nobara:Gojo sensei did this, didn't he?
You sigh.
y/n:Unfortunately.
From behind—
A voice floats in.
Satoru Gojo:Fortunately
Gojo appears like he was summoned by ego detection.
Yuji:GOJO-SENSEI!!YOU MADE THIS?!
Satoru Gojo (proud):Of course.
He gestures dramatically toward you.
Satoru Gojo:Behold.My masterpiece.
y/n:I'm not a painting.
Nobara (squinting):You gave her pants instead of a skirt?
Satoru Gojo:Problem?
Nobara:No…
Beat.
Smirk.
Nobara:Actually, respect.
Yuji nods enthusiastically.
Yuji:IT'S SO HER.
Megumi hasn't spoken.
Not once.
Because he's still staring.
Not obviously.
Subtly.
Analyzing.
Megumi Fushiguro (internal):…
Different silhouette.
Different presence.
But the energy—
Megumi (internal):Her cursed energy feels…
Sharper.
Not stronger.
Not louder.
Focused.
And somehow—
More dangerous.
Megumi's eyes narrow slightly.
Megumi (internal):…Is it the uniform?Or her?
Yuji snaps him out of it.
Yuji:Megumiiii you're being creepy again.
Megumi:I'm not.
Nobara:You are.
Megumi sighs.
Looks away.
Megumi:It suits you.
You blink.
Because from Megumi—
That's basically a speech.
y/n (soft):…Thanks.
Megumi nods once.
Still slightly unsettled.
Megumi (internal):…Why does her energy feel unstable and stable at the same time…
Yuji suddenly gasps again.
Yuji:WAIT.
He grabs your jacket hood.
Pulls it up—
CAT.EARS.
Silence.
Then—
Yuji (losing his mind):GOJO-SENSEI YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
Nobara:…
Nobara (trying not to smile):Oh my god.
Megumi:…
Megumi (deadpan):Of course he did.
You die internally.
y/n:I hate all of you.
Satoru Gojo (delighted):ADORABLE AND COOL.PERFECT COMBO.
Yuji:Y/N THIS IS AMAZING. I have a hood too. look
Nobara:Okay but honestly?
She nods approvingly.
Nobara:Keep it.
You stare.
y/n:You too?!
Nobara:It works.Annoyingly.
Megumi (muttering):…Yeah.
You look at them.
Speechless.
Because somehow—
You expected teasing.
But instead—
You got acceptance.
Gojo watches the entire interaction quietly.
Small knowing smile.
Mission successful.
Again.
Satoru Gojo:Now then~Room assignments.
Yuji Itadori:Ohhh are we sharing?!
Nobara Kugisaki:Absolutely not.
y/n:Wait sharing rooms is a thing?!
Megumi Fushiguro:Sometimes.
You visibly panic.
y/n:I barely survived power evaluation and now I might survive roommates—
Satoru Gojo:Relax 😊We have plenty of rooms.
Pause.
Yuji Itadori:…Oh.
Nobara Kugisaki:Hmph.
Megumi Fushiguro:As expected.
Satoru Gojo:Everyone gets their own room~
y/n:…Thank GOD.
Yuji Itadori:There goes my dream of chaotic late-night snacks.
Nobara Kugisaki:Your dream sounds exhausting.
Satoru gestures vaguely toward another building.
Satoru Gojo:Second years' wing is over there.You'll meet them later.
y/n:Second years?
Yuji Itadori:They're cool!
Nobara Kugisaki:Mostly.
Megumi Fushiguro:…
Satoru Gojo:Maki, Inumaki, Yuta, Panda.
y/n:…I feel like I've been dropped into a sequel cast.
Satoru Gojo:Accurate.