"I am the breadmen" said John as he proudly showed his bread to everyone.
"Pft I have more bread then you" Said Wayne
"You really think you have more bread then the Breadmen?" Asked John
"Did I stutter?" Replied wayne
"Ok go on then prove it, I would like to see you try" Said John
Wayne proceeds to pull out a loaf of bread
"Pft that's nothing compared to mine. mine is still way bigger" Said John
Wayne proceeds to pull out another loaf of bread
"Woah woah you got two so what? My bread is as big as three breads, cause I am the Breadmen no one else" Said John with a bit of concern
Wayne pulls out another bread
"Woah woah easy there buddy we're even now this is good enough ok, ok?" Said John with concern and fear
Wayne pulls out another loaf of bread
You know what it's called "Breadmen" For a reason two can co exist right?" Said John sweating profusely
Wayne pulls out another loaf of bread
"Ok ok i got it you win alright you're the Breadmen now" John says with tears in his eyes
"I am happy with number two"
"I ain't" replied wayne as he pulled out another loaf of bread
John starts crying
"Say what you want get as many bread as you want but that still leaves me as number two so I am happy with it" Said John
"I'll change that" Replied Wayne
"How" Said John with concern and sobs
"Simple I'll pull out many breads and distribute it to the people so they'll have more than you" Said Wayne smiling
"NO THIS CAN'T BE I AM THE BREADMEN THE NUMBER TWO THIS CAN'T BE THIS IS UNFAIR" replied Wayne crying harder
"You WERE* the breadmen you WERE* number two not anymore cause I am gonna change that" Replied Wayne with a smug expression
"NOOOOOOOOOooooo" Screamed John as he evaporated into dust
"I win" Said Wayne as he started distributing the breads among all the people
The end.