"Ha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Li Guishen grabbed the manual, flipped through a few pages, and his monkey-like face suddenly revealed a fiercer expression than that of a lion or tiger.
"Hahahaha, heaven helps me, heaven blesses my Douqiong!" His hysterical laughter was terrifying, yet it only filled the room without leaking a bit outside the doors and windows.
Li Bashan looked pained as he covered his ears tightly.
"Bashan, no one can know about this manual, not a word to the brothers and sisters inside the hall, understand?" Li Guishen restrained his laughter, returning to his usual somewhat comical monkey-like appearance.
Li Bashan rubbed his ears and hesitantly said, "Master, I talk in my sleep at night."
Li Guishen's blood pressure surged, and he cursed venomously, "From now on, you sleep alone, and stuff your mouth with a sock when you sleep."
Li Bashan thought about his smelly socks, looked at his master's fierce face, and reluctantly agreed.
