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Chapter 33 - Chapter 33: “The Hero Retirement Craze”

If Kenta thought the chaos was over after Hawks' interview, he was dead wrong.

By the next morning, every hero forum, news site, and social feed was buzzing with one thing — Hawks' retirement plan.

The Number Two Hero had accidentally started a trend.

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Kenta sat at his desk, scrolling through his tablet in disbelief.

> "No way… this can't be real."

He tapped one article, reading aloud.

> "'Hawks Sets Example for Future Heroes: Planning Ahead for Life After Duty.'"

He scrolled further.

> "'Retirement Investment: Hawks' Inspiring Move for Stability and Peace.'"

He froze at the third one.

> "'Should More Heroes Grow Flowers Like Hawks?' …Oh come on!"

Slamming the tablet down, Kenta rubbed his forehead.

> "This guy lies once and suddenly he's a philosopher?"

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Across the city, the hero community was taking notes.

Mt. Lady, on a livestream, declared dramatically:

> "Honestly, he's right! We can't be heroes forever! Maybe I'll buy a condo!"

Edgeshot nodded in quiet agreement during a panel:

> "Hawks is preparing wisely. Most pros overlook that."

Even Best Jeanist weighed in.

> "A strong thread of foresight, truly admirable."

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Back at the agency, Kenta watched one more broadcast clip of another pro hero interview before groaning into his hands.

> "They're quoting him like he's some kind of retirement guru. You've got to be kidding me…"

Just then, Hawks strolled in — relaxed as ever, sipping coffee and humming softly.

> "Morning, Kenta."

Kenta didn't look up.

> "Boss, you've started a movement."

> "Oh?"

Kenta shoved the tablet toward him.

> "Look! Every hero in Japan suddenly wants a retirement plan! You're trending. Again."

Hawks skimmed the headlines, clearly amused.

> "Huh. Didn't think they'd actually listen."

> "You turned a cover story into a national campaign!"

> "That's good PR, isn't it?" Hawks said, completely unbothered.

Kenta stared at him in pure disbelief.

> "PR?! Boss, they're calling you The Future Hero of Peaceful Planning!"

Hawks chuckled.

> "Not the worst nickname I've had."

Kenta threw up his hands.

> "You can't keep doing this! You lie once, and the world just agrees with you!"

> "It wasn't a lie," Hawks said, setting his cup down. "Just… a little early truth."

Kenta blinked.

> "Early truth?"

> "Yeah. Something I want to make real one day."

Kenta sighed deeply.

> "You mean with Aerith."

Hawks smirked.

> "You catch on fast."

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By afternoon, several heroes had actually messaged the agency asking about Hawks' investment advisor or how to "start a flower-based retirement strategy."

Kenta just sat there staring at the inbox, muttering,

> "I didn't sign up for this. I'm a sidekick, not a financial planner."

From his office, Hawks called out cheerfully,

> "Hey, Kenta! Maybe we should start offering hero retirement seminars!"

> "No!" Kenta groaned, sinking into his chair. "Absolutely not!"

Hawks only laughed.

> "C'mon, it's just an investment plan."

> "Stop calling it that!"

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