Seeing this, Aaron performed a Loki slam right there.
He grabbed the blades, pulled Deadpool up, and slammed him repeatedly from side to side!
Deadpool didn't have the divine body of a Frost Giant like Loki; after a few slams from Aaron, his entire lower body suffered comminuted fractures, leaving no good flesh visible.
But Deadpool was still full of vigor and spirit.
This level of injury and pain was an everyday occurrence for him.
Harder! Even harder!
I want to be treated more violently!
"Oh~ it hurts so much! My whole body hurts! But my will remains unyielding!"
"Demon, you cannot twist my will!"
Deadpool's face was full of righteousness, and his miserable appearance made Felicia feel unwell, so she turned her back and covered her ears.
"Don't be afraid, this scumbag has an immortal body. Although he seems miserable, it's actually nothing to him."
"Perhaps the harder I hit him, the more excited he gets!"
Aaron comforted her, then glared at Deadpool.
"You want the blades, not your life, right?"
"I'll grant you that!"
Aaron was very annoyed; Deadpool's despicable behavior was challenging the limits of human psychology.
You're forcing me to go all out, so don't blame me!
"If you dare, grab my blades and pull them apart directly!"
Deadpool still tried to provoke him.
His weapons were made of Adamantium, indestructible!
He admitted Aaron was strong, a million times stronger than him, but he firmly believed his beloved blades could still easily cut open Aaron's body.
Otherwise, Aaron wouldn't need to constantly dodge and not dare to touch the blades.
Aaron was indeed thinking the same thing as him. Although he could recover quickly and wasn't afraid of pain, there was no need to clash head-on!
Aaron smiled mysteriously,
You think I can't do it? Then open your eyes and watch carefully!
"I'll come clean, I'm a cheater. Melt it for me!!!"
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Chapter 30: Steel Body, The Fourth Wall!
"Oh my god! Shit! Fuck!"
"Stop it!"
"My blades!!!"
On the empty road, Deadpool's agonizing screams, more horrific than any human cry, echoed.
Aaron's hands were like the devouring maw of a demon, and right in front of Deadpool, he ate him.
Oh no, he ate his blades.
Deadpool watched helplessly as his beloved blades were "swallowed" little by little. Was it his imagination, or did he hear chewing sounds?
Crunch, crunch, tastes like chicken, crispy!
Any more?
Oh no—
My blades!!!
Waaah, my heart hurts so much!
I got beaten to a pulp, the mission wasn't completed, and my blades are gone.
This deal was a huge loss, I even lost my underwear!
For the next while, I'll really have to eat dirt.
Deadpool's eyes were filled with tears, and he screamed both verbally and in his heart.
Aaron was already prepared for a possible counterattack.
Deadpool's eyes were bloodshot, and at some point, his legs had returned to normal. His entire body was tensed, like a hunting leopard.
Then, in the next instant,
He twisted his body, rolled like a leopard, and directly tumbled into a sewer that had opened at some point, disappearing in a flash into the stinky darkness.
Aaron, with his hands "eating" the blades, quickly came to the sewer entrance.
In an instant, a gas mixed with hundreds of thousands of smells rushed into his brain, soaring to the sky.
"Shit! There's really shit!"
Aaron quickly turned his head away, shutting off his super-smell.
Just for a moment, he almost saw his great-grandmother.
Aaron scanned the bloodstains on the ground, his eyes lighting up.
"Can't let this go to waste!"
He muttered, his hands never stopping. His palm touched the ground, and he commanded, "Melt it for me!"
The bloodstains were swallowed by the Primal Furnace.
[Super Healing (Wade Winston Wilson): Similar ability detected, merged. You now possess even stronger super healing abilities. As long as even a tiny fragment remains in the world, you can slowly recover (specific recovery time depends on energy).]
[Bladesmanship: You have acquired Deadpool's masterful dual-wielding technique. Splitting bullets with your hands is effortless.]
[Pseudo-Fourth Wall (Deadpool's Shiver): You can occasionally glimpse stories from parallel worlds, and even sometimes perceive the illusory world beyond the pseudo-fourth wall, learning more unknown information.]
[Steel Body (Adamantium · Modified): You possess a body as strong as Adamantium, completely unharmed even at temperatures of 500,000 degrees (but be mindful of other special material weapons or more terrifying attacks).]
It was a huge drop!
Aaron was beaming with joy.
Just as he thought, even the opponent's blood could be melted to acquire their concepts or characteristics!
This is awesome!
His body was already incredibly strong, and now with an Adamantium-like steel body, it was even more indestructible!
At least with the technology currently mastered by humans, they could no longer harm him.
Unless he stayed in the small area at the very center of a nuclear explosion, a nuclear blast couldn't hurt him!
Perhaps now he could even go take a bath in the center of the sun?
As for the subsequent precautions, Aaron naturally understood.
Even Superman, as powerful as he is, has moments when his defenses are breached.
In the American comic world, there is no absolutely invincible defense.
Only omniscience and omnipotence, transcending concepts, are eternal!
He was not disheartened.
At least for now, if Wolverine came, he would probably only scratch him.
After all, although Wolverine's bones are also Adamantium, his strength is too small.
It would be closer if Thanos came.
But he shouldn't expect to be cut in half again.
That's impossible!
Combined with Deadpool's enhanced healing ability, Aaron's life-saving capabilities greatly increased.
The only thing to note is that with his current physical quality, if only one cell remained, the energy required to recover would be billions of times more than Deadpool and Wolverine!
Perhaps when that day truly comes, his remaining cells would need to absorb sunlight for a long time to recover quickly?
"Not necessarily!"
"Now I am absorbing sunlight constantly, every cell contains immense energy. Perhaps then, every cell will be equivalent to me now?"
Finally, Aaron looked at the Pseudo-Fourth Wall.
He finally understood why Deadpool knew so many things, even fragments of the future.
This ability also explained Deadpool's strange behavior in Deadpool 2.
But it doesn't seem very reliable?
Aaron looked closely, then shook his head and didn't bother with it anymore.
He would study it properly when he got the True Fourth Wall later.
Felicia rushed over at this moment, carefully checking if Aaron was injured.
Actually, in the car, Felicia had also sensed danger approaching, but she hadn't developed this ability at all, and she was also doing "important business."
After Aaron sensed it, he immediately took her away, so Felicia didn't have time to act.
And later,
Felicia had to help Aaron block Little Aaron, so she couldn't intervene in the actual combat and instead needed Aaron's protection.
This made Felicia quite frustrated.
"I'm sorry, boss, I'm too useless..."
Felicia lowered her head, looking at the bloodstains on Aaron's body, feeling even more ashamed.
Aaron didn't blame her, after all, he didn't like to expose himself, especially with another man present.
He also feared hurting a fragile soul, understanding self-doubt.
Aaron lifted Felicia's chin, "Since you know you're useless, then later, you'll obediently play your proper role, understand?"
Felicia hummed, her peripheral vision scanning the ravaged battlefield, and she made a decision in her heart.
Aaron glanced at the cut-open car hood, a clean cut all the way through.
With a thought, he sent an email to Norman, along with a photo, asking Norman to send people to clean up the mess.
At the same time, he asked him to find a man named Wade Wilson.
He wants his hand? Then he has to be prepared to be messed with.
What, the priceless dual blades compensated? No way, those are his spoils of war.
If he didn't still have to find Kate and meet Barbara, he would let Deadpool know that no one could escape his eyes!
Then Aaron looked at Felicia, "I remember you practiced yoga and can do many difficult moves. Can you do the 'Flying Car' move?"
"Eh?"
"Ah ah ah ah — too... too exciting! Oh~"
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Chapter 31: Nick Fury, You Are Under Arrest!
"Kate, if you want to infiltrate a base, how should you do it to successfully get in without being discovered by the enemy?"
"I know, for example, by catching them off guard and crawling under a truck to enter!"
"No, you'll be smashed bloody by the uneven road halfway. Don't believe movie scenes; the director who came up with that idea must be an idiot!"
"But... I heard that Captain America entered a Hydra base that way and rescued all the Allied soldiers? Does Captain America lie too?"
"..."