Thirteen were floored. Villains? Here? On UA grounds? So many questions ran through her head every second as a man wearing severed hands walked through the fog. Following him was a man covered head to toe in fog, likely the culprit, and a hulking thing of black muscle and an exposed brain.
"This..this can't be." Yaoyouzou muttered with worry. "U.A is supposed to be one of the most secure facilities in all of japan." Thirteen knew, she helped design the security systems with Powerloader and Nedzu.
"The alarms are supposed to be going off." Thirteen muttered. "Kaminari, see if you can get a signal."
"I'm already on it, and I'm not getting anything." The boy responded almost immediately. "I can't send a message through.
"This was likely planned." Todoroki summarized. "They probably have a villain with a signal blocking quirk and they chose to attack an isolated facility within UA while we're here. They're after something specifically, but what?"
Even more people showed up, a small army. They were outnumbered immensely, two teachers compared to so many villains, and whatever the thing was. They were talking among themselves, this wouldn't end well.
"Alright, here's the plan." Aizawa stated. "I'll draw them in, get the students out. After that back me up from a dis-"
"YOU!" Shouted a gun fingered lady, pointing at the group. "You're the reason that drug bust went down and my face got on the news, you blue haired brat!"
… Everyone slowly turned to Suzuki. "Who, me?" He asked, as clueless as everyone else.
"I got hunted down by the Yakuza because I lost that case!" Wait what?
"Oh right, sorry! My parents said they needed that case and I had to give it to them." Wait what!?
"So you admit to it! I'll shove a gun in your gullet and tear you out from the inside out!" She shouted, completely enraged.
"Suzuki, stay quiet and stay down! We'll talk about THIS later!" Aizawa placed his goggles on his face and jumped down from the staircase, making sure to stay in the line of sight of the bullet woman.
"Come on now, everyone to the exit, the man can handle himself." At least against the weaker ones, the three in the center were giving her odd vibes. She had no time to dwell on it. The most important thing to accomplish was to get the kids to safety.
A pile of purple smoke entered their field of vision, the villain from earlier emerging. "Greetings, I am Kurogiri, and we are the League of Villains." The mist stated.
"… You couldn't think up a better name?" Now was not the time, Kaminari!
"The young master was feeling a bit lazy when he came up with it. Regardless, we've chosen to break into this haven of justice to greet All Might. After all, isn't this the perfect spot to watch the world's symbol of peace die?"
"You can't kill Bunny-sensei!" Suzuki shouted loudly.
The mist actually looked befuddled at that one. "Bunny-what now?" His question went unanswered, attacked by two reckless students.
"Bakugo! Kirishima! Don't!" Her cries of warning came too light as the both attacked, the resulting smoke from Bakugo's explosion only making it easier for the mist villain to evade.
"Don't worry, that had to have done something to the Smokey bastard." Bakugou grinned. "The first attacker has the advantage!"
"Our attack on you began long before you struck." The villain was completely unscathed. "You certainly live up to your school's reputation.." Kurogiri said, spreading his misty body wide. "But make sure to be careful in the future... someone might get hurt otherwise." The whole class was surrounded by the smokey body, tendril shooting out and hitting the students. "I'll spread you across the facility, to your deaths."
The smoke cleared with her quirk, sucking in all of the fog, but by then it was too late. All of the students had been dragged off, save for the seven remaining. Iida, Ashido, Hanata, Koda, Shoji, Yayorozu, and Sato … just Seven … Thirteen aimed her arm at the villain. "You are going to pay you bastard!"
"13-sensei, we're ready to assist you in any fashion we can!" Iida yelled, him and the rest getting ready for a fight they were not prepared for. Today was going horrible, such high expectations to the ground, and she didn't even know how safe some of her students were.
==
Jiro groaned, getting up shakily. She felt like she slipped off a ledge into an abyss. That mist villain took her completely off guard, and her head was now a swirling pool of confusion. She looked around, getting her bearings in a run down building that looked like it would fall apart any second. "Fuck, in the ruin zone."
She needed to find the others. "AAAAHHHH! Scary Villains!" That was fast. "The one time I don't dodge I end up in a situation like this!" And cue Suzuki trembling as he pushed himself off the ground avoiding a knife to the back.
"You know kid, now that the chick pointed it out, I remember." A villain covered in blades walked into the room with a few others. "A little nice bounty on your head that will have us set for years."
"I HAVE A BOUNTY!?" You apparently steal something from the Yakuza and expect to get away with it? "I hope my parents never find out. They'd cash it in the moment they did." They would WHAT!?
A wolf-like villain stares at the boy with something akin to pity. "You have my empathy, I myself have bad parents."
"Really?"
"Yep … not gonna stop me from nabbing you though."
"Oh I understand. People want money. Can't hate you for that." Yes you can, you cute little idiot, yes you can! "But I'm a hero now, and that means I can't just let villains do what they want, so I'm very sorry in advance." Stop apologizing to the villain!
"Then I guess I'm sorry for doing this!" The wolf villain stretched his maw out to take a bite out of Suzuki's head, but the kid dodged. "Stand still! Moving is only going to make the pain worse!"
"I highly disagree, wolf bites take a while to disinfect!" Why did you know that!? "Oh Jiro, behind you!" She moved her jack quickly, fending off the surprise attack.
"What the..I don't see…" She looked back, feeling something akin to a blade whooshing past her arm and barely missing her.
"Get down!" Suzuki charged right at her and forced her on the ground. "They're like Toru, they're invisible!" Suzuki then grabbed her sides and began rolling them out of the way, vibrations of violent stomping being felt right beside them.
"How can you even tell that you brat!?" Shouted a voice from somewhere.
"I've been attacked by invisible people before! I'm used to the danger!" WHY!? "But this is bad, we're surrounded …"
"Not for long." She extended her jack to a weak looking villain, stabbing him. "Make a break for it!" They had to survive, at least until the teachers could help.
==
If it wasn't for her quirk the fall into the Landslide zone would've been very, VERY painful, because it was a long drop. Luckily she touched herself the moment the mist guy's quirk hit them. The same could not be said for Ojiro, who was falling rapidly.
"Got to time this just right!" Ojiro began flipping his body forward and rapidly started spinning. His body became a brief blur in the air before he landed on his tail, making a crater as he did and creating a small change in the air pressure for a solid four seconds. "Ow, that's going to leave bruises in the morning."
"Ojiro, are you okay?" She asked the boy, landing down with a minor wobble. Thank god she brought her costume, or else she would have thrown up … note to self, add a mouthpiece in case you throw up. "That was a big fall."
"Yeah, any fall you can walk away from is a good one and all that." Ojiro shrugged. That felt like something Iruma would say. "Hey, on the plus side we're still in the USJ. We could have had it really bad with some place like the pacific ocean."
"Or an active volcano." She pointed out. "There must be a limit on the warp quirk." A glob of magma landed near them. "Or not and this just looks like the USJ."
"No, this is the landslide zone. It's gotta be, even if that looks … like …" Ojiro trailed off. Ochako followed his gaze and saw the crowd of villains laughing to themselves. "Like trouble."
"I am Vocamachia, fear and terror to all living things, tremble before me and I may spare your pathetic lives, mongrels of justice." The villain shouted. Uraraka placed her hands over her face, leaning forward. "See, the woman trembles in fear." No … she was holding in laughter! This guy was so corny!
"Vocamachia? That's...that's the name you went with?" Even Ojiro was having trouble taking the villain seriously. "What, is that like a name you've always wanted to give yourself as a kid or something? Did you spend hours trying to come up with the 'coolest' sounding name in your head?"
The man was boiling with rage. Well that and maga, but mostly rage. "How dare you look down upon me, the power of Vocamachia is almighty, terror inducing, sulfur gas and living lava! You should tremble, you foolish fools!" Holy fuck this guy!
"Please … no more …" Her gut would bust at this rate.
"See, the woman clearly comprehends my terror, why don't you?" He shouted, the other villains now looking awkward.
"They weren't going for brains when Shigiraki went recruiting us, did they?"
"As far as I remember they just wanted disposable numbers."
"Why did we even accept this job?"
"They cover dental." Wait, they covered Dental? How did villains get that good of a money flow? "That and the chance to kill All Might sounded fun." Now that was rude, Bunny-sensei ruled!
"So is this the part where you explain your power in great detail and why we should fear you?" Ojiro asked, looking somewhat bored with this whole thing.
"Aha, yes! My backstory is a long but engaging tale sure to send shivers down your spine! Since you're about to die, I might as well explain it to you." Long monologues, this guy was like a walking villain cliche handbook!
==
Alright, going up against a waper head on, not Bakugou's best strategy, he admits. However, thanks to the wording and that glimpse of clothes, Bakugou was able to figure out that the bastard had a body … somewhere in that fog. Meaning once they grouped back up, taking the guy down would be as easy as these walking extras.
Unfortunately, the only setback he had in that plan was the shitty-haired extra that he was now forced to save. "Yeah! Keep it coming! You can't stop our manliness!" Shitty hair hardened his arms and ran through some guy with a drill on his head.
"Shut the fuck up, shitty hair!" He shouted, blasting some four armed looking mook. The kid could hold his own against the villains, but by god Shitty hair was slow. That skin didn't give any bonuses to agility or speed, so they were forced to clear out these mooks while the actual big bastards did what they wanted.
"I have a name you know! It's the least you can do since we're in the same class, and trying not to die!" Shitty Hair yelled, sending a thwack to a woman with horn-like hair.
"Hey, I'm a girl! You can't hit me like that!" That didn't stop Shitty Hair from continuing his attack and throwing her into a wall.
"Gender Equality is manly!" Well at least Shitty hair had common sense.
"This is why people say Chivalry is dead!"
"It was overrated to begin with!" Bakugou shouted back, throwing an explosion against the hard thorns, causing cracks. "Get your head in the game, Shitty Hair! I'm heading towards the central Plaza. That's where the biggest asshole out of these assholes is, so don't slow me down!"
"What about the other classmates, shouldn't we check up on them?" Shitty hair shouted, back, blocking a punch from a jackhammer based wannabe.
"If they came to U.A. they can handle themselves, especially if all of them are this pathetic." As he said that a flash came into the corner of his eye, forcing Bakugou to duck.
"Not all of us are that bad, you know." Spoke some skull mask punk, sparking with static. "Some of us are actually kinda decent."
"So you're semi-competent compared to the rest of you schmucks?" Bakugo growled with a wide grin. He could use a good work out right about now.
"Hey, we have feelings, you know!" A fish man spoke …
"Why the hell aren't you in the flood zone!?" The skull man shouted. "We spent a full fucking week prepping and everything!"
"Well my friend casey is here and I just thought-"
"Fuck it just … forget it, join everyone else in trying to dog pile the hard headed guy." Looks like Bakugou isn't the only one that has to deal with morons on his team. He would only half murder the man, out of sympathy.
==
Toru walked through the crowd of villains. "They said we would fight two to three kids, where are they then?" Asked some rocky looking guy.
"I saw the fog open, I know there's one around here somewhere." Looks like she was right on the money on foregoing her shoes and gloves before she got warped. There was an upside to always having her quirk active no matter what she did….she was still going to murder the perverts in the Support Department. It would probably be the only time she and Bakugo would ever get along.
"Just keep looking, we would have heard a speed quirk, and they can't get far otherwise." A woman with swords for nails spoke, growling as she looked around. The nakedness also didn't help the fact she had to walk within FUCKING FIRE! It would've been unpleasant even if she wasn't, but having so much exposed skin so close to flames was a risk she never wanted to take.
"Lets check in with the boys east, see if they caught anything." Someone with glowing eyes spoke. The only thing that was pleasant about being naked at all was the fact that she and Iruma could be so close. She could feel his warmth on her bare skin and it made her tingle all over. She had to make sure he wasn't hurt, she would snap the necks of any villains who got in her way.
"Hey are those footprints?" Shit! Being invisible didn't mean she was untraceable. "Yeah, bare footprints leading towards…" If she ran now they'd just follow her and she didn't trust her chances in outrunning four to five thugs that had two hundred pounds over her EACH.
"Freeze." And just like that, the fire zone suddenly became covered in ice, almost like they all just warped to another section of the USJ. The villains were encased and stopped where they stood, unable to move. "What is your plan?" A familiar face with half his own body covered in ice walked in.
"What the...you're just a brat, how can you…?" The head of the thugs tried to argue, but her apparent savior, Todoroki, just covered him in more ice.
"The majority of your quirks are meant for brute strength and force alone, untrained strength at that. That would mean people like you wouldn't even consider taking on All Might or U.A unless you were confident you had something to match his power." Todoroki spoke coldly. "Now unless you want to die of frostbite, I suggest you tell me everything."
"Come on now, let's be reasonable." The now shivering villain, out of coldness or fear she couldn't tell. "You wouldn't kill us, nobody would condone a kid killing people."
"I would." Everyone turned to her, even Todoroki looked at her with wide eyebrows. "You snuck in here with the sole intention of killing us for the fun of it if the warp guy was anything to go by." She grabbed the face of the guy Todoroki was interrogating. "You didn't plan on giving any of us mercy, why the FUCK should I care about giving you any?"
"Alright, we'll talk, just get the crazy chick off me!" The villain shouted in terror.
"Sure thing. Hagakure, please let him go." She complied. "Also i'm sorry for earlier, I could have frozen you."
"Huph." She huffed. To think she thought this guy was semi-decent even after he insulted her Iruma-kun. This is why he was her soulmate, he always knew where she was, and she was going to return the favor by knowing everything about him. "Let's just find what we need from these idiots and save the others."
==
Mineta was watching Kaminari pace back and forth on the boat. "We're fucked, we're fucked, we're so fucked!" The blond shouted hysterically. "We're surrounded by people who can eat us like cannibals!"
"Actually i'm a vegan, i'm really working on my-"
"Dude, don't tell them that!"
"We're surrounded by idiots, so have time to form a plan to escape." Asui said in a tone that was way too calm for the situation.
"Oh, I already have a plan." The others turned to him. "They don't know our quirks, otherwise they wouldn't have sent Kaminari here."
"Right, if they knew our quirks, they probably would've sent me to the conflagration or landslide zone." Tsu agreed with him. "I don't do too well when the climate suddenly shifts.
"Well there's not much I can do, otherwise we'll all get zapped." Kaminari grumbled.
"But that is the plan!" They turned to Mineta, who was smiling. The perfect plan indeed. "We throw Kaminari in the water and have him zap all the villains."
"What!?" Kaminari did not sound on board with their only plan for survival. "I'll get chomped to bits in seconds!'
"Kaminari's right, it's a bad plan." Oh come on Tsu. "The boats made of metal, we'd get shocked too."
That was a fairly decent point. However, this was where the REAL part of his plan came into place. "That's where I come in." He smirked. "My sticky balls aren't conductive, and I don't stick to them either. So, I made a bed of them, lay on it, and then hold Tsuyu up!" Yes, the perfect plan to touch a woman!
"You're a pervert, you know that?" Really, was this the best time to call him out on it!? "But it's also the only plan we can get out safely. Sorry Kaminari."
"Wait a second, don't I get a say in this?" Kaminari asked, looking at them with pleading eyes.
"No." Mineta didn't waste time arguing and shoved him off the boat. "Give them everything you got buddy!"
"FUCK YOU MINETA!!" He shouted, falling into the water. Thank you for your sacrifice Kaminari, may you find peace in the boobs of the great beyond.
==
"This is horrible, absolutely the worst case scenario." Aoyama spoke seriously. "The rain is ruining my cape!" The travesty. "How can I dazzle when I'm soaking wet?!"
"Maybe focus less time on dazzling and more time surviving!" Tokoyami, the dark and broadening fiend indignantly yelled as he struggled with something under his cloak. "Dark Shadow grows more powerful but more uncontrollable in darker environments. As much as this pains me, I need to keep you close for our protection!"
"I suppose that makes some sense, a leash for a dog." The analogy worked, but it still made him feel undazzling to work with someone so drab."
"Oh screw you, don't make me sound like your pet."
"I was referring to the shadow under your cloak."
"Oh then yeah, feel free to insult the bastard however you want."
"When I leave this prison I shall feast upon your heads!" Tokoyami's cloak screamed.
"How do you sleep at night if it gets dark?"
"Lots of candles and emergency strobes." The avian classmate sighed. "Alright, I need to make another contract with the Netherworld. I can't risk being unprepared if we're fighting villains this early on." And people called him dramatic? Ha, clearly they were just not looking well enough.
"I found the students! Gear up and prepare to slaughter, boys!"
"And girl!"
"Chivalry is overrated! We're literally about to kill kids!"
"I don't know, just because we're immoral doesn't mean we can't be politically correct."
"Do NOT bring this up again, it took a whole month to stop the last debate!"
"That means we need to talk about it more!"
"No matter the decade, politics are the worst, don't you think?" Aoyama spoke to his dark partner.
"Absolutely, now stand back, I'm about to demolish them." Tokoyami opened his cloak. "Roam free Dark Shadow."
"FUCK YEAH!" And thus began the massacre.