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Chapter 8 - “Monster Office (7)"

"Stop it, you pervert!"

Glaring at the familiar little pervert who wanted to suck his leg, Leinster snatched the computer screen that was still battling the potted plant.

The computer screen was easily rooted out and its mouth movement paused for a second, stiffening on the spot.

The potted plant caught this brief movement and quickly jumped out of the screen!

Swoosh— plop!

Leinster ignored the potted plant that laid helplessly on the table with its pot shattered, soils scattered everywhere.

On the contrary, Leinster, still grabbing the computer screen, bent his body towards the floor.

The tile monster underneath sniffed the increasingly closer smell of blood.

It hurriedly let go of the table leg and opened its mouth towards Leinster's dangling leg instead, its teeth clattering with excitement.

Food! Food!

However, before it could jump up from the tile...

Leinster shoved the dim monitor straight onto its gaping mouth.

BANG!

The sharp teeth embedded deep into the screen, yet it couldn't close its mouth at all, even nearly choking on the huge thing that gagged its mouth.

Before the tile monster could crush the monitor monster, Leinster grabbed the potted plant that was sneaking away like a turtle.

"Ohohoho, how could I forget you, dear brother?"

"K-kiekkkk!!"

—Helpppp!

Leinster ruthlessly snatched the potted plant and stuffed it right into the mouth full of the monitor.

Bang!

Another thing was stuffed in, fully gagging the tile monster.

The tile monster felt a pain in its mouth and teeth but even worse....

The two things stuffed into it were vicious, quickly trying to tear apart its teeth and throat!

"KRRRKK!" The tile monster growled and the surrounding tiles trembled.

—Get out of my mouth, losers!

"Bzzzzt!!" The monitor screen buzzed sharply, sending electric currents into the jaw that caught it.

—Shut up, food!

"Kieeeekkk!" The pot monster struggled to break free, whipping the tile monster and even trying to pull out its teeth.

—Ahhh! Leave me alone!

The three monsters brawled in a small space the size of a tile and a certain alien swayed his legs while propping his chin leisurely.

"Good boys~ let's play with your brothers and sisters carefully, okay?"

If the monitor monster and the tile monster knew that Leinster casually labelled them as "sisters", they would have cursed:

You are a sister! Your whole family is a sister!

The culprit whistled and slowly opened his charred palm.

Enduring the pain that almost made a certain alien burst into tears of blood, Leinster murmured in his heart.

"Purchase" a level 2 corrosive liquid.

This time, there was no notification panel but an eerie crimson mist suddenly swirled above Leinster's palm.

If someone could sense emotions, they would be choked by the sheer, heavy malice and hatred coming from such a faint mist.

The mist quickly condensed into a familiar bubbling black liquid and Leinster felt another "food" was deducted from his food storage.

-30 Wrath Emo.

His 100 Wrath Emo quickly dwindled to less than half, and a certain alien emo almost shed tears of hunger.

His precious food!

But it's okay, it's all for his brothers and sisters' happiness.

Leinster lowered his gaze conceitedly, like a God looking at his subjects below.

With a wave of his hand, the bubbling black liquid flew down right onto the group of monsters.

A serene smile appeared on Leinster's face.

"Have fun, brothers and sisters~ "

Have fun in another life!

The bubbling liquid splashed right onto the mouth, the computer screen and the potted plant.

The three exhausted monsters screamed simultaneously as their bodies melted bit by bit.

"KREEEE!"

—Ahhhh! I'm melting!!

"Kiaakkk!"

—My teeth! My tongue!

"Zzzzt!!!"

—I got a ghostscreen!

The sounds of eerie wailing filled the entire room and a minute later, a solemn voice overshadowed the screams.

[The enemy has been slayed!]

The potted plant broke into countless pieces, disappearing into the mouth of the tile monster.

[Double kill!]

The monitor screen exploded with a small bang, smoke quickly filled up the bloodied mouth.

[Triple kill!]

The tile monster, enduring the various vicious attacks, finally succumbed from the monitor monster's explosion.

With a bang, the tile exploded, leaving an ordinary gray cement floor.

The entire comment section was silent, so silent that one could hear the sound of Leinster's faint breath and the faint clock ticking.

Tick. Tick. Tick.

The life countdown went down to another digit.

[00:01:00]

A cheerful voice sounded and a new virtual panel full of confetti popped up.

DING! [Congratulations on your first triple kill! The reward will be calculated later~ ]

[Ruin clearance progress: (4/5)]

The system's notification echoed throughout the room and only then did the audiences who were freezing for no reason finally moved.

[Sealed Demon King:

Damn, did you hear that? Triple kill! Big brother! *Kneel*]

[What kind of ability did the bastard use? It's not the Father of Monsters ability.]

[Did he just awaken a new ability??]

[Otomen Lover:

Ahhh! Thank God! With this, the Ruin won't materialize in the real world, right? One less problem! π~π]

[Leinster Slayer:

Bah! So what? He only has one minute left to live. There's no way he can clear the ruin in just one minute. He will still die!]

Comments after comments scrolled rapidly and maybe the Death League App did something to promote the triple kill, the number of audiences unknowingly soared to 2000!

[Is this the new challenger who got a triple kill?]

[Yes, it is! Our country might be small, but we have many talented challengers, hehehe]

[The hell? Look closely, he's THAT guy! Ptui! Ptui!]

[Ah— he's that viral criminal? And here I thought our country had another good seedling π~π]

New audiences curiously watched the live recording and surprisingly, despite knowing that Leinster was the notorious guy in the criminal industry, the number of death votes only hovered around 1000, with no visible surge.

A few mischievous comments even started to stir the comment section.

[Hey, are you guys stupid, hoping for that small Death Vote rebate when you can have a double Life Vote rebate?]

[Quick, quick, before more viewers discover this gem, invest first!]

[But he's a criminal...]

That one sentence froze the heated atmosphere and those who were eager to give Life Votes immediately refrained themselves.

What if they sent a life vote and others saw the notification?

Would that make them a traitor to humanity?

As the audience hesitated further, Leinster's lifespan continued to decrease.

Tik.

[00:00:50]

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