Hotesse de la fertilité, a few hours after the end of the Denatus,
Alise: As the superb captain of the Astrea family, I would like to thank our four members who have risen from the level, a round of applause for: Scummy Prum, the untouchable elefe, Justice puppy and JUSTICE HAREM MASTER!
The whole tavern fell silent.
Anya: What is its title? Nya.
Chloe: Uh, Justice harem master I think... and given his family...
Lunorial: Pervert.
Me: I regret so much having let the gods choose my title....
Neze whispering in my ear: But you allowed me to have a good title so thank you... and then it's not wrong.
Me: Haha very funny. But you know that now everyone will believe that you are all in a relationship with me.
Alise: So what? At least we won't be on this filthy list of the most beautiful single adventurers.
Me: Seriously? Who had this idea... no let me guess, for something like that to happen or must be a god... Hermes?
Astrea laughing: Good theory but bad period, it was Zeus.
Me: Obviously... And you girls, do you have an opinion on your allies?
Lyra: I love mine, he represents me well, just like you Tank.
Me: Huhh
Ryu: I don't like mine, I came to Orario to change my attitude but... the gods only remembered my rejection of others.
Alise: It's not serious Ryu, when you pass level 3 we will ask for a name change.
Kaguya: Ryu level three, hum the allias: the almost useless elf, sounds good to me.
Ryu: KAGUYA!
Syr: Excuse me dear customers, can I take your orders? Your usual ones?
Famillia Astrea: Please Syr-san.
After that, our table went quiet slightly, everyone being absorbed by the good hot meal.
Kaguya: So Lyra, when are you launching your little contest?
Lyra: Hmm after the desert.
Me: Are you going to redo the non-alcoholic neck?
Lyra: Naah, I did it too recently. I'm going to go through the found parts.
Ryu: You wear your allias well.
Lyra: Eh I am proud of it! The gods have recognized my skills cherished!
Me: I rather think that they remember 'your jokes'.
Ryu: These are not jokes but pure scam.
Lyra: You both hurt me. I just want to play with my colleagues
adventurer... sniff* sniff*
Kaguya: You are cheating on people.
Ryu: Absolutely persones.
Anya: Your dear customers Nya.
Me: Thank you my kitten.
Anya furious: I'm not a kitten! And especially not your kitten! NYA!
Neze: Tank, dont bully her too much.
Me: It's not bully, I say with the greatest kindness.
Chloe: Careful Anya, he's after you!
Anya: NYA PERVERT NYA!
Neze: Don't worry Anya, Tank is a very good lover, let yourself be.
Alise; You can't escape him.
Anya: SYR HELP! NYA
Syr smiling: Oh Anya my poor little one, but you know I find him cute, you don't want to try.
Anya runs away to the kitchen: NYA! You take care of it then NYA! MAY PROCTECT ME!
Our table burst out laughing with the waitresses at Anya's reactions.
Astrea: To the health of our family!
ALL: To the health of our family!
Lyra: And now at the table! MHhm these are too good! May if you were a pallum I would marry you!
May: No thank you, you are not faithful enough!
Me: Oh is there a story underneath?
Lyra: Nan, nop, no story!
Ryu: It's not the story with these two twins...
Lyra: Lion, do you want to tell us what you were doing in bed yesterday with Alise?
Blushing Ryu: LYRA!
Kaguya: Stopped talking with your mouth full both of you.
Alise: There the mama Kaguya.
Kaguya: Dear captain, I will have to reduce my share in administrative management...
Alise panicked: NO! I need you! Sorry Kaguya! I didn't mean that.
Kaguya smiles after his little manipulation. Our little famillia took advantage of the delicious pastries and drinks and the festive atmosphere of the tavern. Each one began to drain the glasses and pint, churning quickly. Even Astrea began to blush. Quickly, Lyra left the table to play in a show, chaining the tricks of 'magic' by manipulating the different groups present. Mia appreciated the effort and therefore let her do it. His show ending with a big poker game involving almost everyone except me, Ryu and the waitresses. Even Mia played some hands.
Ryu: You don't play, and you don't drink.
Me: Does it bother you?
Ryu: No, I'm just surprised, you are the first beast people I know who acts so wisely. A reason?
Me: I am a very bad loser, and for alcohol it cost me my grandparents before I could meet them so I decided to stay away from them.
Ryu: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
Me, smiling: No worries, and you? Lyra taught you how to play so why not go there?
Ryu stress: there are too many strangers...
Me: And you don't drink?
Ryu blushes: I don't know... the elves in the general don't like alcohol.
Me: Oh, a drunk Ryu, I need to see that.
Ryu shook his head violently.
Me: Pff, you are adorable Ryu.
Alise: NO! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT HAND!
Lyra: Hehe...
Alise: TANK! Console me, Lyra bully me.
Me: My poor captain, come here.
Alise in a teardrop: She took everything from me... whee*
Me: Chutt, it's not a big deal. Here take this, it will allow you to replay some rounds without losing everything.
Alise delighted: Thank you Tank, I love you. Come on, Ryu Lyra taught you to play for a reason.
Ryu bothered: The table is full...
Neze: I leave you my place Ryu, have fun. Are you having fun?
Me: Of course why?
Neze: Because you always stay back in those moments.
Me: I told you I am a sore loser, I prefer that you don't see me like that.
Neze stuck to me.
Neze: Maybe I want to see that side. Just as I want to see your creative side with magic or your wild side tonight. It's a full moon after all.
Me nervous. Are you sure that's what you want?
Neze: Yes, I like being with you, fighting by your side, living. I want us to make it official.
Neze murmuring in my ear: Tonight I want you to take my virginity, tame me and make love to me until I scream your name at the moon.
Me: If you keep teasing me I will end up losing control, you know.
Neze smiles: It's what I want. I know you've been holding back for a long time, you like to always be in control you don't drink, don't play down, stay back. I want you to let yourself go with me.
Me: If that's what you want, we'll have to go back then...
Neze: The girls have left you, I don't feel very well, Tank makes me squeegee.
Kaguya: But of course, have fun.
Ryu curious: What will they do if Neze doesn't feel well?
Alise: Oh Ryu you are so pure.
Kaguya: Ryu, tonight Neze is going to scream with happiness at the full moon under the savage assaults of her lover. Do you need me to describe the scene to you?
Ryu became scarlet red as images of Tank and Neze began to appear in his mind, holding hands, staring into the eyes... maybe even... kissing.
Ryu thought: AH, I'm Lewd elf!
Lyra: Oh did you think of it Ryu? Jealous?
ALise: I am.
Ryu: LYRA, ALISE!
Note: Sorry for the delay, it's exam time for me at the moment, the publication schedule should resume around December 10th.