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Chapter 84 - This World is Absolutely Crazy

Ning Rongrong pouted, a bit dissatisfied: "I've known Chu Bai since I was little, yet Zhu Qing beat me to it. Could it be that Chu Bai likes those with bigger…?"

As she said this, Ning Rongrong cupped her…

Immediately, her face went black.

"Fine, it seems I'll never be able to surpass Zhu Qing in this life…"

Then she perked up again: "No, I must work harder!"

Meanwhile, far away in the Star Dou Great Forest, Xiao Wu stared at the diary, somewhat dazed.

"Why does it feel so strange not seeing Chu Bai's diary for a whole year? Now that I see it, I actually feel a bit happy…"

Xiao Wu sat by the Star Lake, throwing stones into the water.

"It's been so long since leaving the human world, I do miss Rongrong and Zhu Qing. Looking at Chu Bai's diary, they should be at the Martial Soul Hall now."

The Martial Soul Hall—even now, Xiao Wu still felt great fear toward this place.

Amidst such complicated emotions, Xiao Wu could only sigh helplessly and continue her cultivation. Once she reached the mature stage, she could return to the human world.

Not far away, the Sky-Blue Ox Python peeked out: "Number Two, Xiao Wu hasn't been very cheerful this past year."

"Yeah, Xiao Wu wants to return to the human world, but how can I let her go? Chu Bai might not hurt her, but I can't be sure about the others," the Titan Ape said in a deep voice, full of helplessness.

[And that Yu Xiaogang, I don't know if he's crazy—he risked the lives of several from Shrek Academy just for the victory of a competition. If I were Frand, I'd have cut ties with him immediately. Is that how he wants to prove himself?]

[I think with your pathetic skills, there's no need to prove yourself. Even trash wants to prove it's trash?]

[Looks like Bibi Dong has already seen what kind of person Yu Xiaogang is; otherwise, why wouldn't she defend him today? Haha, according to the original plot, Bibi Dong even called out Elder Yu to protect him—how could she say that?!]

"Pfft…"

Qian Renxue smiled.

"Chu Bai still says I'm love-brained? Mom… wasn't she like that too? Now you won't criticize me anymore, right?"

[If you ask me, Yu Xiaogang should be slapped to death. If I were Bibi Dong, I might not have killed Liu Erlong, but I definitely would have eliminated Yu Xiaogang.]

[Otherwise, here comes the part criticizing Qian Renxue again: what do you see in that little punk? Why do you mother and daughter always favor that master-disciple pair? I'm really afraid that at the final battle at Jialing Pass, if Tang San says "Xue'er" and Yu Xiaogang says "Dong'er," you two mother and daughter will surrender!]

Bibi Dong: "…I could never be that kind of person."

Qian Renxue: "…what's meant to happen still happens. Nice, keep criticizing me!"

[But this also reminds me, Qian Renxue's godhood trial—I can understand her imagining Tang San, golden liquid, because she's definitely love-brained! Big chest, no brains! But why did Tang San also have Qian Renxue in his trial?]

[Tsk tsk tsk, Tang San's godhood trial involved playing poker with Qian Renxue… I can understand that Tang San might have such thoughts. Okay, okay, and this is supposed to be pure? Xiao Wu, you must be blind to like Tang San!]

[A thief from a martial world, decades of childish temperament, coaxed into becoming a wife by a few sweet words—should I get one too? Not for anything else, just to see if such a wife is really foolish.]

Xiao Wu: "…Stop talking. I'm starting to hate my former self…"

Meanwhile, Qian Renxue was almost losing her mind.

"This guy!! What on earth is he saying?!!! How could my trial involve doing that kind of thing with Tang San!!! And Tang San's trial also involved the same thing?"

"This world is crazy, absolutely crazy!"

"I'll chop Tang San up next time I see him!"

[So why is Xiao Wu not bothered? Is it really because a rabbit brain is smaller than a human brain? This is basically like seeing your husband with a woman who secretly likes him, doing… that, and your husband says, 'I only love my wife,' and you forgive him?]

[Fine, I give up.]

The diary paused here.

The people being criticized, however, could no longer stay calm, especially Qian Renxue, who had cursed Chu Bai dozens of different ways.

Ning Rongrong, on the other hand, was getting more excited.

"Chu Bai's diary is much better than the novels I've read before. But the things that will happen in the future are so weird… Now our Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan has joined the Martial Soul Hall… Sword Grandpa and Bone Grandpa shouldn't…"

[Enough. Now that the Soul Master Competition is over, my strength is enough to deal with the strong. It's time to unify Douluo Continent. Now that the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan has cooperated with the Martial Soul Hall, it's fine—Chen Xin and Gu Rong can avoid death.]

[As for the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus family… only one titled Douluo exists. If obedient, fine; if not, destroy them.]

[But before that, I still need to apply the soul rings of my second Martial Soul. Otherwise, waiting until writing the diary for soul rings… who knows when that will happen. Later, needing 100,000-year soul rings will get ridiculously difficult… Although these 100,000-year soul beasts are rare in the Star Dou Great Forest…]

[I might as well dig three feet into the ground and find the Heavenly Dream Ice Silkworm. If that fails, have the Sky-Blue Ox Python and Titan Ape help me find Gu Yue Na, then I'll talk to the Silver Dragon King.]

[Forget it, that's unrealistic. I can't beat Gu Yue Na now, so I'll deal with it later.]

[For now, let's lock the target on the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger. That guy is quite suitable as my soul ring.]

The diary ends.

[Host has completed diary creation. Soul power increased to Level 59. New diary criticism slot unlocked.]

"This is simple. Just use Liu Erlong. I can't stand Yu Xiaogang's behavior," Chu Bai said.

Meanwhile, Bibi Dong continued: "Dark Demon Evil God Tiger… the 100,000-year-old tiger in the Star Dou Great Forest? Indeed, it's suitable as Xiao Bai's soul ring. Then we'll depart tomorrow."

"Xiao Bai's second Martial Soul is too powerful. We must apply the strongest soul ring. As for the Titan Ape and Sky-Blue Ox Python, Xiao Bai seems attached to them, so let's leave them for now."

At this moment, Chu Bai had just finished writing in the diary when he saw a figure appear at the window. Looking at that curvaceous figure, it was obvious it was Zhu Zhuqing. Chu Bai smiled mysteriously and walked over.

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