I can't believe this… I didn't think anyone could be bigger idiots when it comes to flirting than incubi, but humans have totally outdone them! One look—one stupid look—and they'd already messed their underwear! Unbelievable… Eliss grumbles to herself as she strolls lazily down Ueda's main street, her head down. The pale moonlight glimmers across her silky golden hair.
She's only been here for twelve hours, and she's already ready to give up. Every single one of them—literally everyone—lost their cool the second she said "hi".
Partly her supernatural beauty, partly that irresistible, aphrodisiac aura every succubus naturally gives off.
She's just turned into a narrow alley on her right, when...
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«Why does life have to suck so damn much… why?» Aoshi Toya whines, nineteen years old. He staggers through the narrow backstreets of Ueda, dragging a huge bouquet of roses behind him.
«My sweet Miori… why did you do this to me? Why did you dump me today, of all days—our one-month anniversary? Sure, it's only been a month, but I'm totally falling apart—I've never loved anyone the way I love you!»
Not that it helps that she was his first and only girlfriend. Her last words—barely an hour old—keep replaying in his head like a broken record:
«This month together was fun, really. But, well… sorry to be so blunt, Aoshi. You were just a way to make my ex jealous. When he saw me replace him so quickly with someone like you, he came crawling back. You're a nice guy, I'm sure you'll find a nice girl someday—but that girl isn't me. Bye-bye.»
«Not even a lifetime would be enough to fill the hole you left in my heart! My sweet Miori, what did I ever do to deserve this?
And worse—how the hell am I supposed to tell my friends, after bragging for a whole month that I was dating a bombshell like Miori Yukinaga…»
Aoshi lifts his eyes to the night sky and sighs in defeat. «I really am an idiot… thinking that someone like her—the most popular and desired girl in the entire university—could ever fall for a total nobody like me. Well… it was nice while it lasted. Time to come back down to earth.»
Aoshi turns right, heading back toward the main street, when...