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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: Yunshou: I Don’t Eat Tender Grass

[The Chu family's guard captain, Chu San, is a second-rate warrior. When he was teaching the new batch of guards, he imparted some secrets that only warriors could know!]

  [There are two types of martial arts training: Wugong, which is orthodox martial arts, such as the Iron Body Kungfu you chose at the beginning. Only by mastering the Iron Body Kungfu can you become a third-rate martial artist, a second-rate martial artist, or even higher!]

  The second type is martial arts, which, as the name suggests, are combat techniques. Martial arts have little effect on physical fitness, and practicing martial arts to the limit alone will only make you a "low-class warrior."

  [Some advanced martial arts, in addition to having training methods, also have supporting martial arts techniques. The power of the two combined exceeds that of randomly pieced together martial arts and martial arts techniques.]

  [Unfortunately, Iron Body Kungfu has no matching martial arts, so you can only piece together other martial arts.]

  [And that Tongtian Arm that you didn't choose—actually, there's no matching martial arts.]

  [You, the new guards, have begun to receive instruction from Captain Chu San. He tells you that third-rate warriors train their muscles, their Qi and blood, and their membranes. These three areas must be trained to a certain level to generate internal strength and become second-rate warriors!]

  You begin martial arts training and are assigned the task of patrolling the Chu family compound.

  [In the 283rd year of Daqing, you enter the Iron Body Technique and feel your physical strength gain an extra boost.]

(The depth of martial arts: entry level → minor success → major success → perfection.)

(Under normal circumstances, the depth of martial arts skills only slightly affects the speed of training, and the main purpose is to provide additional attribute bonuses. For example, with the Iron Body Skill, as the depth level increases, the physical strength of the practitioner also increases.)

  Chu San praised your aptitude, saying that if the master takes a liking to you, you will definitely become a second-rate warrior, and you can even think about becoming a first-rate warrior.

  At this point, your foundation has increased by 144%. Furthermore, the Chu family is wealthy and generous. With meat every meal, excellent guards, and extra medicine from time to time, you feel that the little vitality you lost in the past has been restored.

  [In other words, the current 144% is more than 150% of previous years!]

  [You truly are a person with outstanding martial arts talent! ]

  In the 284th year of the Daqing era, you heard that the Taoist Grandmaster was preparing for a Grandmasters' Meeting. Of course, this had nothing to do with you, a third-rate warrior still training for muscle.

  In the 285th year of the Daqing era, your martial arts have advanced even further. You feel your muscles have been tempered to a certain level, and you can vaguely sense the energy and blood in your body. Once you have mastered this energy and blood, you will be considered an upper-middle-class martial artist among third-rate warriors.

  [——However, the guard captain Chu San said that your innate physique and strength are excellent, so your strength is equivalent to some third-rate warriors who have trained in qi and blood.]

  [In the same year, Wu attacked and killed people in Qing villages on the border. The following month, Qing declared war on Wu.]

  [You think it's none of your business]

  [Three months later, conscription will be carried out in various places, but since you are a guard of the Chu family, you will not be recruited even if forced to do so.]

  [Your Iron Body Skill has achieved minor success.]

  In the year 286 of the Daqing reign, you heard of a devastating defeat on the front lines. The main reason for this was the emergence of a "Congenital Dragon-Elephant Powerful Being" in the Wu Kingdom. He could unleash a force of ten thousand pounds with a single blow, shunning even Grandmasters head-on. He simply swept through the battlefield, easily defeating thousands alone.

  [Everyone in the Chu Mansion is talking about how the Wu Kingdom's army will be able to reach Qingcheng within two years.]

  [That same year, Uncle Ji gave his daughter to you to take care of, asking you to take her in so she could leave with you. Just take good care of her, and he hinted that you could take her as a concubine.]

  [After all, you have the Chu family behind you. When the army arrives, such aristocratic families will either surrender or flee. This makes it much safer than following a fisherman.]

  In the 287th year of Daqing, the Grandmasters' Conference was held as scheduled, but then earth-shattering news broke!

  [It was a trap. Daoism and the Qing Kingdom attacked together, and six Wu Kingdom masters were killed on the spot! The tide of battle seemed to be turning!]

  [The Wu Kingdom's peerless Grandmaster appeared in anger, able to blast open a city wall with a single palm strike. He struck three times, helping the Wu Kingdom army to break through three cities in a row and slaughter three people in a row!]

  In the 288th year of the Daqing era, a large army was approaching Qingcheng. Some time ago, you had already used your privilege as a "high-quality Chu family guard" to bring acquaintances from Qinghe Village to the city.

  [In fact, they found a shabby house for them to squeeze into, and warned the hooligans around them not to cause trouble.]

  [You are 33 years old this year, and your foundation has increased by 149%. The only regret is that you started practicing martial arts too late, and are stuck at the membrane level... Another reason is that the more you practice, the stronger your Qi and blood become, and the stronger your foundation becomes, which also takes time.]

  [You are guarding the inner chambers of the Chu family. You are now considered a senior guard, just one step away from becoming a captain.]

  [You heard the Chu family scolding the Wu army: Because they didn't accept their surrender, they wanted to massacre the city!]

  Although no Grandmaster intervened, the city walls were on the verge of collapse after three days of continuous attacks, and the people in the city were in a state of panic.

  [You were ordered by the Chu family to defend the city. Military orders are as strong as a mountain, and the orders of a wealthy family are not much different. You think you are going to be sent away this time.]

  On the fifth day, as the city was about to fall, you saw an old man ascending the city wall. You knew him; he was a discarded martial artist who had opened a martial arts school that wasn't much of a gym. But now it seemed he wasn't that simple.

  But even if he is a master, so what? A master can't defeat ten thousand enemies alone on the battlefield. Moreover, the Wu Kingdom values ​​martial arts, and the most ordinary soldiers in the army are basically third-rate warriors.

  The old man called out the commander-in-chief of the army. His voice spread across dozens of miles, stirring up a turbulent storm that seemed unearthly. He advised the commander-in-chief to bypass the city and not to kill.

  The commander sneered at the old man, pretending to be mysterious, and charged forward with tens of thousands of troops.

  [Some unimaginable force manifested like a natural disaster. At thirty-three that year, you stood on the city wall like an ant, stunned as the old man slapped thousands of people to death with a single blow.]

  [Not to mention a Grandmaster, even the Supreme Grandmaster, standing at the pinnacle of the world, could never possess such power. This performance is close to a natural disaster!]

  You kind of want to restart the game and have the main body quickly grab this golden thigh in the next simulation.

  Yunshou: "I'll take care of it, brother."

  The crisis in Qingcheng was resolved. The old man calmly watched the remnants of the Wu Kingdom's defeated army retreat in haste. He did not launch a second attack.

  [Since then, no one has ever seen him in Qingcheng again.]

  In the 289th year of Daqing, the two countries reached a truce and temporary peace was achieved.

  [This year, inner strength was born within you, allowing you to roam the martial arts world and become a second-rate warrior, the most common type in the martial arts world.]

  [Second-rate warriors generate internal strength within their bodies, also known as internal energy. This energy cannot be released externally to kill the enemy, but it can flow through the limbs and bones, temporarily enhancing strength, speed, and explosiveness.]

  [He has already reached the level of the "martial arts masters" described in those weaker martial arts novels you read in your previous life.]

  You have become the captain of the Chu family's guards. This year, you are 34 years old, and Ji Xiaoyu is 15. He often comes to your house to look for you, and your guards tease you about the "captain's young wife" again.

  You just want to have sex, but sex is not something you do with acquaintances or close friends.

  You don't eat tender grass.

  In the 290th year of Daqing, you always went to Baihualou for sex in front of Ji Xiaoyu. Baihualou was a relatively upscale place, and there was no news of anyone suffering from syphilis.

  Yun Shou: "...Pah! Ladybug!"

  I haven't even had enough fun yet!

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