Chapter 0059: What's your body like?
Qiao Shanshan: So what can I do? It's not like I've ever thought about that stuff, so it doesn't really matter!
Li Bin: I really admire you! How can you stand such loneliness.
Qiao Shanshan: And what about you? If you can't stand it, what do you do? Do you often pick up women on WeChat?
Li Bin: Not really. I rarely use the 'People Nearby' feature on WeChat. I was just really bored today, added someone randomly, and it turned out to be you. What a coincidence!
Qiao Shanshan: Really? So if you don't cheat, how do you deal with it?
Qiao Shanshan sounded very curious.
Li Bin: Well... I take care of it myself!
Qiao Shanshan: [Image of loud laughter] How do you take care of it yourself?
Li Bin: With my hand! It works for both men and women! Hahaha...
Qiao Shanshan: That's disgusting! I would never do that! You men are really something...
Li Bin: What else can I do? You could actually try it! I hear cucumbers work well for women! [Raising eyebrow emoji]
Qiao Shanshan: You're awful! I don't want to do anything that disgusting!
As their conversation deepened, Qiao Shanshan's tone and attitude clearly became much more lively and intimate.
Through listening to Qiao Shanshan's confessions and his occasional teasing and flirting, Li Bin had also gained a general understanding of her family situation.
Qiao Shanshan lived in a high-end residential complex not far from Wen Wan's home. It was just her, her husband, and their 19-month-old daughter.
Qiao Shanshan's husband was a workaholic who only knew how to bury himself in his startup and rarely spent time with her.
Qiao Shanshan, on the other hand, was a housewife who spent all day at home taking care of their child, leading a very dull and tedious life.
Seeing that the time was right, Li Bin started to muster his courage and tentatively seduce Qiao Shanshan.
Li Bin: You don't want to use a cucumber, huh? Then do you want me to help you? Hehe.
Qiao Shanshan: How would you help me?
Qiao Shanshan's reply seemed to show interest! Li Bin immediately pressed his advantage: I'll help you with my big cucumber!
Just as he was about to send it, he was suddenly stopped by the system!
[Alert: This reply will immediately make the other person wary and disgusted. Appropriate flirting can enhance the relationship, but being too explicit and relentlessly pursuing sexual topics will be counterproductive. At this point, you should adopt a strategy of humor and retreat, luring the other person to become curious and fantasize, letting them initiate a new topic.]
"That was close! I almost ruined everything." Li Bin let out a soft breath.
After re-editing, he sent: How about I give you a few movies? Haha.
Qiao Shanshan: Movies? What kind of movies?
Li Bin: Japanese action blockbusters! Haha!
Li Bin was just looking for a way to save face, so he humorously changed the subject.
But he never expected that he would succeed where he least intended to.
Qiao Shanshan: Okay, then send me a few. Actually, I've wanted to watch some, I just don't know where to find them...
Now, Li Bin really didn't know if she was joking or serious.
"System, how should I reply? Teach me!"
Li Bin asked the system for help, a little flustered.
But this time, the system didn't provide Li Bin with any prompts.
Li Bin had no choice but to brace himself and ask: You really want them? Don't get mad at me! I only download a few to watch when I get too lonely sometimes...
Qiao Shanshan: Send them!
It seemed Qiao Shanshan really did want them!
Li Bin immediately opened his photo album and started looking through his collection.
A young married woman like Qiao Shanshan probably longed for an affair but was afraid of meeting the wrong person or of getting caught. Lacking the courage due to shame and moral constraints.
So, for this type of young married woman, the most suitable kind of Japanese AV would be one where a wife is seduced and has an affair with another man right next to her sleeping or passed-out husband!
There were quite a few movies of this type.
He would pick "Adultery with the Husband's Boss, I Can't Make a Sound".
After selecting the movie, Li Bin clicked send.
Just then, the bedroom door suddenly opened. Wen Wan, looking a little tired, walked in from the hallway in her pajamas.
Seeing Li Bin lying on the bed fully clothed, she immediately said with some annoyance, "Why are you sleeping on the bed with your clothes on? You're bringing germs from outside in! Go take them off and shower!"
"Alright, alright, I got it!" Li Bin said with a grin as he stood up and gave Wen Wan a salute. "Yes, ma'am! Your Majesty!"
In the past, seeing his wife look so disgusted, Li Bin would definitely have argued back, and they might have even gotten into a fight.
But today, because he had a guilty conscience, Li Bin's attitude was impeccably correct in the face of his wife Wen Wan's scolding.
After entering the bathroom, Li Bin took off his clothes while eagerly awaiting Qiao Shanshan's reply.
But Qiao Shanshan seemed to have really gone to watch the movie and didn't reply for a long time.
Li Bin wasn't in a hurry. He stripped completely naked, took a relaxing shower, and before he could even dry himself off, he eagerly glanced at his WeChat again.
Qiao Shanshan: You men are such perverts, to actually like this kind of plot! Do you also want to do that kind of thing with someone's wife right in front of her husband, just like the male boss in the movie?
The fact that Qiao Shanshan said this meant she had definitely watched it, and quite carefully too! She even understood the plot!
She was probably burning with desire and feeling terribly uncomfortable by now!
Li Bin: Huh? I just sent it randomly. I usually don't pay attention to the plot when I watch this kind of thing.
Qiao Shanshan: What's your body like?
Qiao Shanshan's seemingly random reply left Li Bin momentarily baffled.
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