As Nokia came to, he took the toothbrush out of his mouth and took aim.
"Sometimes when it comes to taking a shot!" Nokia thought. He watched as the RPG's finger drifted over the trigger of the RPG. "The timing and angle are everything!"
Tossing the toothbrush with his right hand, he flicked the bottom causing it to spin in midair. Claudia, his closest target, watched in disgust as the toothbrush's combs came flying into her.
"Is he going to throw that at me!" she cried.
Wooosh!
The spin from the toothbrush was so immaculate that it drifted around Claudia, gently passing her as it went on.
From the side of the room, Marco's eyes followed it nervously.
"Where's it going to land!" he muttered, chips spilling from his bag.
Turning around, Claudia saw Nokia's true target with their finger on the RPG.
"MEN!" Claudia cried. "Whatever you do! Grab that toothbrush!"
As the toothbrush drifted through the air, Claudia's men jumped and leapt, trying to grab it in midair, but the grace from which it was thrown made it uncatchable.
It drifted over each soldier, spinning and flexing in its weight until it reached its target—the trigger mechanism of the RPG.
Click
The launcher jammed.
Marco and RPG bro exchanged looks of panic and desperation as the rocket launcher began to stall.
"Oh shit, we're cooked, man," Marco muttered.
Realizing she was doomed, Claudia looked back at Nokia one last time, absolutely stunned by his attack.
"Don't worry," Nokia said confidently. "Killing you is not part of my routine."
Sound of glass breaking
Breaking through the glass in the top floor of his apartment, he dove effortlessly, drifting through the air at 300 feet.
"You… saved me?" Claudia whispered, enamored by Nokia's grace. "Even though I'm your enemy?"
She was in Nokia's arms, drifting through the air. At the last second, he had saved her, picking her up before making his jump.
Gently placing his hand on her chin, he raised her eyes to meet his, holding her close.
"There is no Aura gained in killing a beautiful woman, Claudia. I'd much rather kiss them instead."
Claudia blushed as Nokia pulled her close, locking eye contact as their lips touched.
BOOOOOOM!!!!!
Nokia's apartment exploded in a flash of high-density military fire, sending each of the soldiers flying in every direction.
[📜 System Message]
[⚔️ Defeated 8 soldiers in underwear +2000 Aura]
[🪥 Disarmed an RPG with a toothbrush +5000 Aura]
[✨ Exited the scene in a flashy sequence +10000 Aura]
[💋 Kissing your assassin while saving her from death +100,000 Aura]
[🎭 Rizzler Multiplier x2]
[🌌 Total Aura farmed: 234,000]
"My name is Nokia Ora. In my previous life, I captured people in their best Aura."
As the blast flames erupted from his window, the heat pulsed through him and Claudia as they continued to kiss.
"But now, I capture myself in my best Aura no matter the situation."
Marco went flying out of the explosion, arms flailing like a ragdoll.
"BROOOO! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!" he screamed as sparks and debris trailed behind him.
He tumbled across the night sky in a chaotic spin, his chip bag still somehow in hand.
As Nokia held Claudia close he saw his apartment swimming pool below.
[📜 System Message]
[🌌 Special Aura Event- Fall with Grace]
[🎥🐌 Activate Slow Motion Departure? → ✅ Yes / ❌ No]
"Absolutely."
Nokia and Claudia slowly drifted into the apartment pool. As they splashed onto the surface, thousands of tiny water droplets repelled into the air as Claudia lay on top of him, kissing and caressing his neck.
Meanwhile—
KER-SPLOOSH!
Marco belly-flopped face-first into the kiddie pool on the lower balcony, water spraying everywhere. His legs stuck awkwardly out of the shallow water.
"…Not… cool…" he groaned, muffled into the pool floor.
"However… there's just one problem."
"So, Claudia," a voice said in the distance. "You weren't able to take him out? Well, don't worry—I'll finish the job!"
A man with a giant mace stood at the foot of the pool, watching the scene. His red eyes glowed with bloodlust as he gazed at Nokia and Claudia drifting through the water.
"Once you start farming Aura…"
"I'll put this Aura farming madness to an end!" the man with the mace yelled, leaping toward Nokia still in the water.
"Everyone tries to take it away."
📜 System Log – Chapter 1
[🪥 Brushing teeth +1000 Aura] Q
[💬 "I never skip the routine" +1000 Aura]
[💖 Claudia blushing +1000 Aura]
[🔫 Dodging gunfire in underwear +5000 Aura]
[🪥 Striking a pose with toothpaste +1000 Aura]
[📸 Striking a pose for the drone +1000 Aura]
[🌌 Special Aura Multiplier Unlocked → 🎭 Rizzler]
[🗡️ Weapon Drawing System Unlocked → Dagger selected]
[🛏️ Bedroom Rizz +4500 Aura]
[🤺💫 Stylish Parry +500 Aura]
[🎭 Rizzler Bonus ×2]
[🤦 Looking in Marco's direction −500 Aura]
[🤦 Entertaining Marco's antics −1000 Aura]
[🤦 Marco Anti-Aura Debuff −500 Aura]
[🤦 Marco interruption −2000 Aura]
[✊ Putting Marco in his place +500 Aura]
[❄️ Synthenago ice-water face bath +2000 Aura]
[💥 Trigger Jam Stylish +5000 Aura]
[⚔️ Defeated 8 soldiers +2000 Aura]
[🪥 Disarmed an RPG with a toothbrush +5000 Aura]
[🎬 Exited the scene in a flashy sequence +10,000 Aura]
[💋 Kissing your assassin while saving her from death +100,000 Aura]
[🎭 Rizzler Multiplier ×2]
[✨ Aura fully absorbed → Level 39 → 400,000 unlocked]
[❄️ Freeze Frame activated −100,000 Aura]
🏁 Net Aura gained this session: +156,000 Aura
🏁 Aura Level: 39
🏁 New Cumulative Aura: 556,000
🏁 Next Aura Level unlocks at: 600,000