Chapter 13: The Alliance Scroll and the Mortal Miracle Syndicate
Ne Job's rooftop cloud apartment now had five clouds, a fridge that dispensed divine memes and mortal snacks, and a scroll vibrating like a phone on silent panic mode.
> "Initiate Mortal-Intern Alliance. Onboard influencer nodes. Tribunal surveillance: escalating. Meme saturation: critical."
He sipped divine espresso and muttered, "Time to go full syndicate."
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Influencer Onboarding Begins
Zyx appeared with a briefcase labeled "Mortal Recruitment Kit: Chaos Edition."
Inside were scrolls disguised as brand deals, miracle triggers embedded in hashtags, and a goat plushie that whispered onboarding instructions.
Ne Job activated the first node: @DivineDropz, the mortal influencer who'd cracked the miracle pattern.
She blinked as her phone glitched, then displayed:
> "Welcome to the Syndicate. You've been chosen. Your chaos is divine."
Her first miracle: a viral post that turned heartbreak into spontaneous compliments from strangers. Engagement exploded.
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The Syndicate Forms
More influencers joined:
- @SnackSaintIRL – turned food fails into gourmet blessings.
- @GoatWhispererTV – streamed miracle-triggered goat antics.
- @LoFiClericLive – hosted emotional healing sessions with ambient beats and divine overlays.
- @SpreadsheetRebelX – exposed divine inefficiencies with meme-laced data drops.
Each node received a scroll disguised as a DM. Each miracle was stealth-coded into content.
The mortal realm buzzed. The tribunal glitched.
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Tribunal Counterintelligence
Seraphina launched Project Divine Firewall—a protocol to scrub miracle traces from mortal platforms.
Ne Job countered with Operation Scrollstorm—a decentralized miracle burst disguised as trending challenges:
- #BlessedByGoat
- #SnackMiracleChallenge
- #LoFiHealsYou
- #SpreadsheetExorcism
Mortal engagement surged. Tribunal sensors overloaded. Seraphina fumed.
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The Alliance Deepens
Ne Job hosted a secret summit—mortal influencers and rogue interns gathered in a digital cloudspace.
Glitchmaster opened the meeting: "The tribunal wants control. We want creativity. Let's build a miracle mesh."
They mapped out a decentralized miracle network—each node autonomous, each miracle tagged with chaos metadata.
Zyx whispered, "This is how we rewrite the divine system."
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The Tribunal Strikes
Just as the mesh activated, the tribunal launched a purge: miracle nodes were flagged, scrolls corrupted, and mortal memories blurred.
Ne Job's rooftop cloud flickered. His fridge dispensed existential dread.
He activated a failsafe: Scroll Reboot Protocol—a miracle burst that restored memories, reinforced nodes, and embedded chaos deep in mortal culture.
The tribunal paused. The scroll pulsed.
> "Mortal-Intern Alliance stabilized. Tribunal review pending. Prepare for divine negotiation."
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Closing Hook
Back in his cloudspace, Ne Job received a new scroll:
> "Promotion: Chaos Strategist (Tier 2). Next phase: Tribunal Talks. Prepare for diplomacy… or disruption."
He cracked his knuckles. "Let's negotiate with memes."