After eating Lunch, Bradley and Kirby walked through the school corridors.
Blurp~
Kirby blurped loudly.
Bradley looked him a disgusting look. "Stop doing that nasty shit, for fuck's sake."
"Nah man, those sandwiches where just that good." Kirby replied as he massaged his tummy that now transformed into a balloon.
[Bro looks like a pregnant woman, kekeke.] Spirit Bradley said.
"I wonder how are you even going to do PE with that stomach, you're going to throw up."
"I'll manage it." Kirby replied with a smirk.
"If you say so."
They went inside the changing room to change clothes because PE lesson was about to start.
"Damn, you really lost too much weight, you look like a skeleton warrior from Minecraft—hell, a skeleton might even look fatter than you." Kirby said as he looked at Bradley's naked upper body.
"Yeah, but I'm still stronger than you."
"Tsk, that's what I don't get, how the fuck is a skinny boy so stronger than me." Kirby said as he put his PE uniform on.
"I'm just better." Bradley smirked as he finished tying his shoelaces.
"Yeah right."
They both left for the training room.
The PE teacher was already there guiding the learners In some gymnastics activities.
Bradley and Kirby joined them but they were far in the back.
They started doing stretches, squats and push ups for an hour.
Kirby was already beat because his stomach started acting up.
"Ugh, I feel like I want to puke." Kirby complained on the floor.
Bradley who was still standing tall, stretching his arms, looked down at him and chuckled. "I told you, didn't I? You were not supposed to eat a lot before PE dumbass."
After a couple of minutes PE was finally done. Bradley carried Kirby out the training room and took him to the infirmary.
In the infirmary, the nurse looked at Kirby laying on the bed.
"He will be fine, he's just having metabolic stress and digestive strain for not resting after eating and exerting his body. That's why he feels nauseous." The nurse said.
Bradley nodded. "Yeah, I warned him but he didn't listen."
Kirby just groaned in protest.
"Now, he just needs to drink water and rest. He will be fine in not time." The nurse said as she tried to pay Kirby's head but then the moment her hands touched his head—she pulled her hand back in pain.
"Ow!" She screamed.
Bradley and Kirby looked at her with a worried face.
"Are you alright? What happened?" They both asked.
The nurse rubbed a spot of her hand that had a red marking. "I-it's okay, I just hurt my hand yesterday and forgot that it was still not healed.
"Oh, I'm sorry ma'am." Kirby apologized.
"There's no need for you to apologize, it wasn't your fault." She smiled.
Meanwhile Bradley just looked at her with a strange gaze.
"Anyways," she looked at Bradley. "this is the third person you're bringing to the infirmary today—what a record."
"Damn, you brought two other people here before me? Are you some kind of medical rescuer?" Kirby said while acting oblivious as if Bradley didn't tell him about it earlier in the morning.
Bradley scratched the back of his neck. "Well, people were in need, so I did what a Human with morals would do—help others."
"Very kind of you, keep up the good work, we need more people like you in the world." She said with a smile.
Like me? Nah, the world would be doomed if that would happen.
After a couple of minutes of checking Kirby's condition, he was finally good to go.
"Thanks, ma'am." Bradley said as he helped Kirby stand up.
"No problem and take care of yourselves, it's a dangerous world out there." The nurse said with a smile on her face but it didn't reach reach her eyes.
Bradley caught that and said. "We will...definitely"
They walked out of the infirmary and walked back to class after changing back their school uniform.
The class hadn't started yet so they were busy talking.
"She's such a baddie, don't you think Brad?" Kirby asked.
"Who?"
"The nurse."
"She is mad beautiful and looks to be in her late 20s. She seems to be the motherly type too, I love such type of woman."
"You're only 15, you don't stand a chance." Bradley said as he rested his chin on his left hand.
"Who decided that? You never know, imma shoot my shot." Kirby said confidently.
"Just say you like to be groomed." Bradley said flately.
"Who doesn't?" Kirby asked.
Bradley was in disbelief at Kirby for a second and the shook his head.
"You and your fetishes." Bradley clicked his tongue.
Though, I wouldn't mind being groomed by a hot older woman.
Kirby and Bradley were busy talking when they were interrupted by a student sitting in front of Bradley.
He had ginger hair and gray eyes.
"Sorry for disturbing your conversation but I got a question for you guys." He said.
Bradley looked at the student for a couple seconds.
What was his name again? Hmmm, Fuck I forgot. Me and my poor memory. He thought.
The boy noticing Bradley's stare, answered his thoughts. "My name is Josh if you were wondering."
Oh right, Josh, the quiet guy of the class who's always reading comic books. He never seemed to be bothered by me, always focused on those books but can't blame him though, I to read books and novels.
"Yeah, I did not forgey your name, Joshua." Bradley said.
"It's Josh..." Josh corrected him.
"Yeah, I know, I just felt like calling you Joshua." Bradley said shamelessly.
[Shameless until the end huh?]
Sybau.
"So what's up, why is the quiet guy talking to us?" Kirby asked with a smile. "Are you perhaps..." Kirby leaned in and whispered. "...interested in our conversation?"
Josh scratched the back of his neck. "Yeah, I saw that you were talking about the nurse if our school... she's definitely a baddie."
"You see, I told you Brad! Even the quiet guy has taste."
"I can hear you, yknow." Josh said.
Bradley leaned back on his chair. "I'm surprised you have interest in these things, you are always inside those comics of yours."
"Yeah yeah but those aren't the only type of comics I read though..."
Bradley and Kirby stayed quiet for a couple of seconds and only stared at him.
"W-what?" Josh flinched at the state.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking bro?" Kirby asked.
"Yeah bro, our dihs are connected after all." Bradley said.
[Gay.] Spirit Bradley said.
"Yeah, he definitely reads erotic manga." Kirby said.
"And watches hentai too probably, it's always the quiet guys after all." Bradley nodded.
"Great minds think alike." Kirby dapped up Bradley.
"N-no! I don't read such stuff!" Josh denied while sweating.
"It's okay." Kirby put his left hand on his shoulders. "You're a man, so it's normal and that just means that you're a true man of culture."
"True man of culture my ass, he's just a gooner!" Bradley said while laughing.
"I'm not a gooner!" Josh denied.
"Sure buddy." Bradley said.
"It's okay to goon from time to tim, the medical doctors even say that's healthy but it's not healthy if you do it excessively, you already know what they say 'everything used in excess, does not go go well'."
"I-I see." Josh nodded.
"Don't be like my friend here." He pointed at Bradley.
"What?" Bradley raised an eyebrow.
"He goons every single day, 20 times a day even! Look at how skinny he is!" Kirby said as he pointed at Bradley's skinny body.
"H-hey! I don't goon!" Bradley said.
"Sure buddy, sure..." Kirby said with a smirk.
"This fucker—!"
"Then how do you expain on how you are so skinny?" Kirby asked.
"Because I starv—"
"Because you goon!" Kirby interrupted him.
A vein popped on Bradley's head.
"Please josh , ask your question." Bradley said I'm defeat.
"Okay, listen carefully. It's a short question and I want you to be honest." Josh nodded.
Bradley and Kirby nodded.
Josh clasped his hands together over the desk as if he was gonna ask a vet important question that would decide the fate of the world.
"Motherly woman or 10/10 tomboy fineshyt?"
"Motherly women."
"Tomboys."
They both replied at the same time.
Kirby turned his head. "Huh, you like tomboys?"
"You're my bro , you should've known." Bradley clicked his tongue.
"Yeah right. So you like to be dominated by women?" Kirby asked.
"No you little fucker."
"I'm quite big y'know—bigger than you even for you to call me little."
"Shut up. Just because I like tomboys, doesn't mean I like to be dominated by women. I just find them attractive and I like their personality, that's all." Bradley crossed his arms.
"Personality? Pfft, don't lie, you like them because of their thick thighs!!" Kirby said shameless.
"Thighs save lives." Bradley said flatly.
"He's not wrong though , thighs do save lives." Josh said as he nodded.
"Women are the greatest creation from God, that's for sure." Josh finished.
"Facts, I can't deny that, that's why they must be appreciated." Kirby agreed.
"Tomboys still clear motherly women though." Bradley said.
"Hell no, motherly women win."
"Why do they win?" Josh asked.
"Because they are empathic, caring, nurturing and treat you with the love that you deserve." Kirby said
"That'd be natural instinct to look for a protential "mother of my children" thing." Josh said.
"Yeah, that's how I want the mother of my childrens to be. It's not just about me, it's about the future of our kids."
Josh and Bradley nodded in agreement.
"Now, what is your reason as to why tomboys win, Bradley?" Josh asked.
Bradley leaned in and opened his mouth:
"I will explain now why tomboys are the best and superior choice for a straight man."
"First we need to look at all the qualities that a normal woman has: melons and a pretty face but that makes it 50% gay because you have to put up with all the bullshit of buying unnecessary amounts off clothes, make-up and watching cringe Netflix shows. Second we have the homosexual man,that also makes it 50% gay cuz you got yourself a bro in your life but at the end of the day you are still fucking him. Third we got the tomboy we have all the good stuff about women with the personality of a bro which in theoretically mathematicaly speaking is 0% gay. Then we got the femboy to put it simple you are fucking a man and putting up with the bullshit side of women which makes the femboy 100% gay."
"Oohhh, that's some whole scientific analysis right there." A boy that was on Kirby's left said.
"And he's lore accurate as well." Josh said with a smile.
"You might actually be right." Kirby admitted.
"Of course, who do you think I am?"
"Someone who likes to be dominated by women." Kirby replied.
Bradley grabbed his own pen and stabbed it on his leg.
"Fuck! I was just joking." Kirby groaned causing Josh to laugh.
"You guys are so funny, hahaha." Josh said.
Kirby and Bradley smiled as well.
"What do you think about a motherly tomboy?" Josh asked.
"Shit, that'd be the perfect combo for real." Kirby replied.
"Damn, why didn't I think of that?" Bradley slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand.
"Josh is really a man of culture." Kirby said as he hanged his over Josh's shoulders.
"Thanks guys." Josh replied with a smile.
After a couple of minutes.
Kirby was busy talking to Josh while Bradley remained silent.
Bradley turned to his other self.
'what rank was she?' he asked telepathically.
Spirit Bradley was floating while in a sleeping position form with his hands clasped behind the back of his head.
[A higher rank evil spirit.] He said flatly.
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A/N: how was this chapter? Was it good or bad? If anyone is reading this, just let me know by commenting anything so I know if there's at least one person who is reading it:)