The blob squealed in pain and thrashed about crazily while its tentacle buddy went nuts before they released the girls one by one.
Without taking a glance, I projected a few towels for them to cover themselves up before notching an arrow to fire at the creatures.
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There was no way in Root Freaking Hell I am going to let such an abomination loose on this earth.
"Wait, don't you dare hurt Surataro and Shokushumaru!" Ise got in front of me with his gauntlet at the ready, barring me from taking the shot. Wait a minute, did he already named those two creatures?!
"Ise, move. Now." I kept my bow steady as I tried to get a clean shot, but the idiot actually moved forward to block my shot and took a swing at me. Before I could get readjusted, he immediately used the remaining momentum to swing his leg and do a drop kick on me.
Really, you were only showing the fruits of the training now when your bloody perversion was high?!
I dismissed the bow and arrow and projected Kanshou and Bakuya in my hand in time to block a blow from his gauntlet, before using the backward momentum to twist myself and trip him while holding my blade backwards to hit with the blunt side. But he seemed to have foreseen that and twisted his body to avoid the blade, using the hand on the ground to lift his body temporarily and do a spinning kick on me.
"Ise, why the heck are you trying to save those creatures?!" I growled angrily as I attempted to knock him out.
"They will be my familiars, I have decided and you will not change my mind!" Ise raised his face with a determined expression marred by a heavily bleeding nose.
"Seriously you want to make them your familiars just to see female's clothes melt?!" I seriously wanted to reinforce my hand so that I could give this perverted idiot a solid hit to the face, I mean come on, what was with his bloody thought patterns?!
"It is the dream of all men around, why can't you see that, Shirou!"
'Like hell it is!'
I ranted in my head before glancing over to the red hair in the distance. An idea came into my head and I quickly voiced it out. "So you are saying that you don't mind letting other guys see Rias Gremory without her clothes on when they attack her?"
That definitely got his attention and his minor stumble from getting the thought in his head was enough for me to project a few blades and send them in the general direction I saw the offenders try to depart, setting off the area spectacularly and revealing the creatures in their glory.
... These were supposed to be creatures of the night? Zelretch's pet monsters were more terrifying in appearance, and even they looked ridiculous.
"AHH! Don't you dare hurt my babies?!" The attack rebooted Ise's brain and he resumed trying to stop me attacking the slime and the tentacles. I barely had enough time to call another set of blades and launch them at the creatures before having to dodge Ise's onslaught of punches and kicks at me. Okay this was getting real ridiculous!
"BUZZ BUZZ!"
We both turned to the skies to find the same miniature blue dragon I saw earlier hovering above us and its body glowing with electricity running around it. Then with a bright flash, the electricity shot out and hit the Green Blob, Stupid Tentacles, the perverted idiot in front of me, and for some odd reason, the other males in the area besides me.
"AAARRRHHHRHHAHAUEEHAH!"
Ise being the closest to the dragon got shocked to the max, followed shortly by the Green Blob, which glowed brightly for a while before crumbling into dust. The tentacled monster on the other hand got lucky and managed to disperse the attack by stabbing the ground and diverting the lighting from its body to the stream nearby. After a while the dragon stopped its attack and flew near Asia and Mitelt, hovering over them and looking at us carefully.
"Puff~ from the looks of it, the Sprite Dragon thinks we are the enemies trying to attack the girls." Satooji-san said that while looking like something from a cartoon show with his face black with soot and his hair standing on end.
"Wait a minute, the girls and the damn handsome are not affected?!" Ise coughed his answer and pointed a finger at me.
"Well I guess it is a male dragon so it would see other males as the enemies." Satooji-san tried to smooth his hair and clean his face as he answered. "But as for your friend there, I think it did not register him as a threat since he was trying to stop the slime and the tentacle."
Thank you for sparing me Sprite Dragon. If you ever come with us, I will make you some nice dishes.
"NOOOO! Surataro!" Ise let out a cry of despair at the sight of the Green Blob burnt to ashes. I ignored him in favor of the tentacle creature that escaped the attack and was now flaying around madly. The one eye I was looking at was glaring back with some anger in its eye.
"KRREEE!"
Oh boy, Stupid Tentacles seemed to be getting even more pissed off. Well I guess I will have to...
"RRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!"
We stopped moving at the sound of that roar and held on to the trees for dear life as the ground shook violently and the birds let out startled squawks as they took flight and flew away quickly.
"Oh no~~~" Satooji-san let out a frightened groan as he looked to the far end of the forest where the trees started to shake and drop in all directions. "He is coming." It only took me a moment to understand what he meant by that, and I got my response when the trees in front of us fell down and a black blur shot out of the woods and landed in front of us.
"RRRROOOAAARR!" The Blade Wolf let out a challenging roar that made large fissures in the ground before dashing forward and mercilessly mauling the tentacles with its blades and mouth. It only took it a few seconds to completely rip it into pieces and stomping the body to a bloody smear before spitting its remains out of its mouth. It lightly shook its body to get the blood off before turning to us and let out a warning growl.
It did not want us making noise in the area anymore.
"AAAHHH NNNNOOO! Shokushumaru!"
... And Ise just ignored that in favor of the destroyed creature.
"Don't worry Surataro and Shokushumaru, I will not forget you two!" He clenched his fists and turned to face both the dragon and the wolf. "Damn you two! I wanted them as my familiars! You guys will pay!"
The baby dragon merely let out a quiet yawn before dropping on top of Asia's head and closed its eyes, but the wolf started to growl even more ferociously and the steel spikes seemed to rise and crackle with red electricity.
"Uh oh! Everybody move, the guardian is getting pissed!" Satooji-san paled and duck behind a rock. I looked around me and saw the others hiding behind trees and rocks to shield themselves, while Ise and the wolf were releasing large amounts of Prana that was making the area shake a lot. Okay this was really getting out of hand, and I was done with the craziness.
"Here I go you damn dog!" Ise leaped forward while the wolf opened its mouth right to gather the electricity into a bright ball of red plasma and then...
"CRASSHH!"
... One thirty foot blade slammed into the ground, creating huge fissures in the ground and separating the two from each other. Courtesy from yours truly.
"WHAT?!" Ise put on the brakes in time to avoid slamming into his side of the blade face. "How the heck did this appear here?!"
"Emiya-kun, is that..." Sona peered out of her hiding spot and gaped at the sword towering over everyone. "Is that one of yours?"
"Yup."
"How the heck do you wield such a thing? Wait for that matter, why would you even have such a weapon?!" I really, really wished I had a camera right now to capture that expression on Sona's face. It was like the perfect blend of astonishment, fear, disbelief and absurdity that would appear on the strict student council president.
"For situations like this." I turned back to both Ise and the Blade Wolf, the boy looking dumbfounded at the sheer size of the sword while the wolf was lightly sniffing the edge, its curiosity having taken over its aggression. "Okay, I think we have all calm down enough to call it quits right?"
"What the heck?! No way!" Ise pointed to the wolf who was still sniffing the giant sword with a cursory nose. "I need to get my revenge on those two."
"Okay first, get over it. The Green Blob and Stupid Tentacles are dead." I massaged my temple while sighing heavily. "Secondly, you are not strong enough to handle something like the guardian over there. And lastly regarding the sprite dragon..." I motioned with my thumb. "You sure you want to attack it now?"
"You can't bully him." Asia said as she lifted the dragon from her head and hugged it gently.
"Please don't hurt him senpai!" Ruruko stepped next to Asia and pleaded on their behalf.
"Hurt the dragon, you are dead." Mitelt bluntly said those words while calling out a spear to point at him.
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