*grunt* *grunt* *grunt*
Turns out Estria can cook, really well, actually. Quite the nice wife I have, huh? She kisses me every night and tucks me in snuggly. I'm living the life.
*male grunts mixed with female grunts*
BUT
*Sword hitting wood* *grunt* *grunt* *grunt*
SHE'S MAKING ME TRAIN TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH HER!
[A few hours later]
A switch blur rushed past me as my hair was rustled in the wind created by my opponent in red and white armor, it's Estria's knight commander, Sylvia, a scary woman with a flat chest and short white hair.
My sword is clashing with hers every other second. Her advances are making me lose my footing on this grass with morning dew spread across it. She's such a powerhouse, and I don't know if I can win this. This woman has me on the defensive and soft-locked me in this position. There's not one opening, not one weakness to exploit to my knowledge, not a thing I can do. She's too fast, too strong, too smart.
*whoosh* A fireball goes past my head.
"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T USE MAGIC"
The tip of my hair is singed as Sylvia's magic shot nearly missed my face.
"Oh, is that right?"
She says in a sultry voice, walking towards me with that sexy walk you only see in movies. She's shorter than Estria, about 5'6, I'd say.
"Do you want to do something about it, kami~"
She licked my cheek. SHE LICKED MY CHEEK.
"Y-You know I'm engaged to Estria, why are you acting this way?"
"It's not every day you see such a charming hero, no, is it?"
Heh, she thinks I'm charming, isn't that adorable? Well, I guess I DID subdue that tyrant of a wife. Speak of the devil, er demon.
"Hey, Lia, get off my husband."
She stands up, and I follow suit. Sylvia looks really cocky. I'm surprised, though. Estria is scary when she's mad, but she surprisingly isn't at this moment. She is really calm for some reason.
"Aww, that's no fun, Tia. Why can we share for a few, as we always used to?
"That was different; we shared food and materials, not men and spouses."
"You forgot to mention baths. We shared those to G cups."
I look at Estria, and she's got the same red, embarrassed look as how it was when I first met the girl. I hope they don't think I'm a perv or something, knowing her bra size and the image of Eltria's soft, sexy body and Sylvia's muscular but feminine body rubbing each other with nothing but soap suds covering them would definitely not make me feel any type of way, cause I'm not like that. I'm out of mental breath. I hope nobody read that out loud...
"Why is your nose bleeding, my love?"
"He should be fine, I think your husband got the hots knowing your tits are huge."
She keeps teasing Estria. Her reactions are adorable.
"WHAT, IT'S MY FAULT. HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO DIE, I LIKE HIM TOO MUCH FOR THAT."
"dude, he just has a nosebleed."
Sylvia seems a bit exhausted, like she knows where this is going, but I very much don't, so I guess I'll keep playing unconscious and see how this goes. I might get a sweet treat out of this. Maybe she will nurse me back to health and let me lie on her sexy thighs. That would be quite the dream, huh.
"GOD OF THE REALMS HEAR MY PLEA, SAVE THIS DIVINE SPECIMEN, THIS HERO OF SOLO ORIGIN AND MANY WORLDS, DIVINE LIFE TRANSF- (SLAP) AHHHHHHHH"
"YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE YOUR OWN LIFE FOR A NOSE BLEED ON A WORTHLESS HERO?!?"
"HE ISN'T WORTHLESS, HE IS MY HUSBAND. KAMI IS HURT AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO BLEED OUT"
o-o wha... what's WRONG WITH THIS DAMNED DEMON.
I stand up and calmly walk to the Demon Tyrant. As I step closer, I wipe my nose with a tissue. Sylvia summons. My arm moves up, and I place my hand on her head and pet her.
"It makes me happy to hear that you would give your own life for me, Estria, but I'm not that fragile. If I were, then your straddling me and pushing me off the bed would've killed me ages ago. I just got a little too worked up. I will be fine."
As I get done, unknowingly looking at her with googoo eyes during my speech of affirmation. She looks at me, then looks at Sylvia.
"Um, oh, okay. Please be more careful next time, don't scare me like that."
She kisses me and starts to walk off.
"SYLVIA, KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, KEEP TRAINING TILL THE END OF THE DAY."
She waves goodbye, and Sylvia does the same.
Sylvia rushed me with the sword.
"WHY ARE YOU JUST SPEEDING AT ME AT FULL FORCE!"
If there's one thing I forgot to mention about Sylvia, it's that she is a crazy battle-hungry woman. I think it's one of the reasons she and Sylvia are such good friends.
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, BABY~ CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY SPEED, I TOLD YOU BOY! YOU! *Clink* CANT! *slash* HANDLE! *clash* ME!!"
But that's what she thinks. I got a little bit better from before; I'm able to at least see her falter a bit when she moves to the left. It seems that one of her legs is just a tad bit weaker than the other, making her turns slower. I take advantage of this and rush in to attack said leg. I miss.
"HA!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIT A LOT FAST THEN THAT TO HIT ME, KAMI!"
She starts the float in the air, and yellow and red lights start flowing from her open hand, and then... i hear
*WOOSH CRACKLE*
"FIRE BOLT"
Are we so serious, fire bolt, from D&D? It's huge, I think I might die if I don't do something here. Think, think, I HAVE TO TRY AND USE MAGIC.
In the first second, I have tried to feel the veins, nerves, muscle fibers in your body, think of all the anime you've watched, their magic systems, the moves they would use in this situation. I've GOT IT.
Black and grey lights flow through my hands, and I jump up and punch the fire bolt straight back at her.
She quickly dodged it and walks over to me.
"Did you just use counter anti-magic?"
She looks serious. I hate how trouble is just thrown at me at this point. I honestly wasn't taught anything about the magic in this world yet, so I guess this is a good start.
"Based on prior knowledge, I'd say so."
I try to look confident, but I just hope I didn't do anything wrong. I'm genuinely too focused on the fact that I JUST USED MAGIC!
"That's one of the 8 lost forms of magic. How did you use such an attack, and for your first spell at that?"
Wait, is this when I get my overpowered stuff! FINALLY, IT ONLY TOOK A MONTH OF FIGHTING AND CUDDLING WITH A DEMON, BUT IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, I GUESS!!!