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Chapter 156 - Your Soul Skill Is… Kinda Useless

"Whoa! Brother Kong, you're insane!"After Meng Yiran and Granny Snake retreated, Oscar immediately rushed over and hugged one of Wukong's arms, even rubbing his pale little face against it.

Wukong instantly got goosebumps all over. A chill ran straight up his spine.

"Damn it! If you dare act this disgusting again, I won't mind blasting you into ashes with a ki wave…"

Wukong disgustedly yanked his arm free from Oscar's embrace. Energy surged in his palm, condensing into a glowing sphere that he shoved right in front of Oscar's face.

Oscar's face went pale on the spot. Fear welled up from the depths of his soul. He turned tail and ran, darting behind Zhu Zhuqing.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Brother Kong, don't let your hand slip! For sister-in-law's sake, spare me this time~"

Oscar's soft, syrupy voice made everyone's hair stand on end. Even Zhu Zhuqing, who was standing in front of him, kicked Oscar away without hesitation.

She looked at him with pure disdain.

That said, Zhu Zhuqing was secretly very happy.

Did everyone hear that?I'm the official one.

All the irritation and dissatisfaction she felt earlier was instantly washed away by that single "sister-in-law."

Some girls are like that—tough on the outside, but a few sweet words and everything's magically fine.

Since he'd already said it, Zhu Zhuqing even helped plead for Oscar."Alright, stop messing with him. You weren't actually planning to hurt him anyway."

Dai Mubai's face turned pitch-black, fists clenched tight.

Good for you, Oscar.Calling Zhu Zhuqing "sister-in-law"? You're really planning to defect to Sun Wukong's side, huh?

It's only been a few days and you're already recognizing a new boss?!

"Heh~" Wukong chuckled lightly.

"Oscar, stop hiding. Since your sister-in-law has spoken, I'll reluctantly let you off this time. Go absorb the soul ring."

Wukong shook his head, dismissed the blue energy sphere, walked over to the Phoenix-Tailed Cocksnake, grabbed its head, and waved it at Oscar.

He was just joking anyway. Killing someone over something this small would make him look way too brutal.

As for Chen Kai?

Try being cursed out to your face in front of your wife, your disciple, and a crowd of people—see if you can hold back.

"Ah-ha! I knew Brother Kong treats me best!"Oscar immediately perked up, trotting over to the Phoenix-Tailed Cocksnake. He pulled out a short blade and stabbed it straight through the snake's head.

"Oscar, you really are a total fence-sitter…" Dai Mubai cursed inwardly. Who was it that took you out chasing girls the last two times?

The muscles on his forehead twitched violently from anger.He was already planning to "educate" Oscar later—this guy needed discipline, or he'd flip the roof over in three days flat.

Xiao Wu, standing next to Tang San, flashed a trace of unwillingness in her eyes and quietly turned her head away.

Wukong noticed her reaction. Xiao Wu was still… sensitive about humans killing soul beasts.

A purple millennium soul ring slowly rose from the Phoenix-Tailed Cocksnake's corpse.

"Third soul ring! Soul Elder! I'm coming!"Oscar was ecstatic, already fantasizing about what kind of powerful soul skill he'd get.

He guided his soul power outward, gradually pulling the soul ring toward himself and began absorbing it.

Because it was only a thousand-year ring, it suited Oscar perfectly. The absorption process was fast—less than two hours.

Seeing Oscar finish absorbing the soul ring, everyone finally relaxed. No more need to guard him.

"Little Ao, hurry up and tell us—what kind of soul skill did you get from your third ring?"Ma Hongjun rushed over eagerly.

Oscar basked in everyone's expectant gazes, clearly proud of his new soul skill.

"Flight! My third soul skill is called Extreme-Speed Flying Mushroom Sausage. After eating it, you can fly freely for one minute!"

"What?!"Everyone was stunned.

Flight-type soul skills were extremely rare. Unless you had a naturally winged or flight-based martial soul, it was almost impossible to get one.

But—

"Uh… Little Ao, flight is rare, sure, but only one minute?" Ma Hongjun scratched his head helplessly."If the river or mountain's a bit wider, you might not even make it across."

Ma Hongjun's own martial soul already allowed him to fly, so this skill didn't really impress him.

"Heh~" Oscar laughed smugly, as if he'd expected this reaction.

"What if it's at the Phoenix-Tailed Cocksnake's speed?"

He lifted his chin proudly, convinced his soul skill was absolutely broken.

Everyone was shocked.

Flight was already rare—and now it came with that terrifying speed?

Oscar felt an intense sense of satisfaction from the looks around him.

He sneakily glanced toward Ning Rongrong, wanting to see how his little princess would look at him now.

Since none of the original-plot drama had happened yet, Oscar still harbored feelings for Ning Rongrong.

But the result nearly made his jaw hit the floor.

"Your soul skill is pretty useless, though."

"…What?"

"Flying at the Phoenix-Tailed Cocksnake's speed for one minute—so what?"Ning Rongrong stood with her hands on her hips, looking at Oscar like she was clearly superior.

"Wukong taught us the Sky Dance Technique. Even in normal conditions, full power lets us cover 10 kilometers in one minute!"

"And that's without even using that so-called Burst Mode. Once we master it, 30 kilometers per minute won't be a problem!"

She lifted her chin proudly, lips slightly pouted, and rubbed her delicate little nose.

Ning Rongrong was still very much the same little demon princess. Though Wukong had guided her, these past few days he'd also been intentionally letting her regain that mischievous nature.

Why force someone to change their personality?

That was her charm. Everyone has their own traits—who has the right to erase them?

"How is that possible?!" Oscar blurted out in disbelief."My Mushroom Sausage can already fly 3 kilometers per minute—that's basically the limit of normal flight!"

"Yeah, that's impossible. Even a flight-type Soul Saint couldn't manage 10 kilometers per minute, right?"Tang San couldn't believe it either.

In his original world, flying without assistance was something only immortals could do. After coming here and understanding the system, he'd finally calmed down—but now Ning Rongrong was saying 10 kilometers per minute?

That was absurd.

The Soul Saint he was thinking of… was Flender.

Faced with their questioning, Ning Rongrong suddenly didn't know how to explain it. She quickly tugged at Wukong, signaling him to handle it.

Wukong shot her an annoyed look and leaned over, whispering near her ear,"I told you not to reveal that. Sigh… whatever. Guess that's the price of taking in a little demon like you."

Ning Rongrong lowered her head sheepishly, staring at her toes.

But Wukong understood.Everyone wants to show off sometimes.

Including himself.

Author's Note:The idea of flying 10 km per minute with Sky Dance is the author's own setting, based on calculations from Dragon Ball.

Gohan lived very far from school—traveling by jet would take several hours. Modern jets fly at over 900 km/h. Nimbus Cloud should be several times faster than a jet, yet Gohan said he himself was faster than Nimbus.

If Nimbus is five times faster than a jet, that's over 4,000 km/h. Then Gohan flying himself would be closer to 6,000 km/h.

That's 100 km per minute—without even trying.

In the manga, when Supreme Kai, Gohan, and Videl flew together, Gohan casually pulled far ahead of Videl even when she was flying at full speed.

So here, the author conservatively sets it at 10 km per minute.

Sky Dance depends on the individual.Ning Rongrong might manage 10 km per minute, but Zhu Zhuqing and Wukong wouldn't necessarily be the same.

Wukong far surpasses both of them.

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