"No way! No way! Is there really someone who doesn't know these two things can't be eaten together?!"
"This is hilarious, these guys' expressions show they've definitely watched our show before, but they never expected that one day they'd be the main characters, hahahaha!!!"
"Are they secretly praying for Dr. Chen to come back quickly?"
"It's not a big deal if we see it, but if their family and friends watch it, tsk tsk, it's a black mark for life."
"Bingbing, you're so bad, and I love it!"
"Bingbing is my wife, can you all stop calling her that?!"
"..."
A few university students avoided eye contact for a few seconds.
They looked up.
And were met with Su Bingbing's amused expression.
Having watched this show, how could they not realize that even if they didn't answer Su Bingbing's questions, they were probably already the subject of the live stream's chat?
Might as well argue.
Maybe...
They can salvage this??
With this thought.
A guy with glasses lifted his head, looking like a hero ready to sacrifice.
"Actually, we did know this common knowledge!"
As soon as he spoke.
The few students around him nodded frantically in agreement.
"We really did know this common knowledge!"
"We also know that yogurt helps with spicy food!"
"The problem is that the crawfish at that place was way too spicy! At that moment, we could only think about using yogurt to ease the spice, and it wasn't until our stomachs hurt like crazy that we remembered the issue..."
"We do have common knowledge..."
The more they tried to explain, the quieter their voices became.
In the end, they all covered their faces in unison.
So embarrassing...
Really embarrassing...
—
When Chen Mu returned with the acupuncture kit.
What he saw were a bunch of students covering their faces, avoiding reality.
And a female host in front of them grinning mischievously.
Smiling like that in front of the camera, throwing your professional image out the window?
—
The moment the few students turned their heads upon hearing a sound and saw Chen Mu, they looked like they had seen their savior.
"School doctor! Give Wanmian acupuncture first, she's the worst."
"School doctor! Do you need us to help her to the examination bed?"
"School doctor! Is acupuncture really reliable? Wanmian looks so bad, should we take her to the hospital for gastric lavage?"
"..."
Chen Mu casually pulled over a small utility cart.
He opened the acupuncture kit, took out a Silver Needle, and began to disinfect it.
The girl named Wanmian, upon seeing that long Silver Needle, became even more pale in an instant.
When Chen Mu took out the needle, the camera focused entirely on him.
"Your name is Wanmian?"
Chen Mu pulled up a chair and sat in front of Wanmian.
Wanmian nodded: "Yes."
Chen Mu gestured with his chin towards the yogurt guy, "What's your relationship with him, are you a couple?"
"No... huh?"
Just as Wanmian was answering, she suddenly felt a mosquito bite on her wrist.
Looking down, a Silver Needle was already standing firmly on her wrist.
Su Bingbing: "..."
She remembered a similar incident with a girl with a fracture, deceived by such a small trick from Chen Mu?
Today's university students are really...
Naively foolish, tricked twice in one afternoon...
—
"Doctor, your technique is really good, it doesn't hurt at all." Wanmian praised sincerely.
Chen Mu took out a second Silver Needle, "If my technique weren't good, how could I keep up with you guys' pace of self-destruction."
Wanmian and the other students: "..."
—
Watching the few students leave.
From needing to support each other into the school clinic, to leaving full of energy.
Su Bingbing's eyes lit up.
She extended her fair wrist in front of Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, that move you did was amazing, would you prescribe something for me to regulate my body?"
Chen Mu sidestepped around Su Bingbing's wrist blocking his view.
He began to sort the tools he had just used, disinfecting what needed disinfecting, and tossing what needed to be tossed.
"I advise you not to have such thoughts."
"Although there's a belief that Chinese medicine suits body regulation, if you're not ill, it's not recommended to randomly take prescriptions—every medicine has its toxicity."
Su Bingbing pouted: "Alright..."
In the following minutes.
Chen Mu sat at his computer, updating the students' medical records.
Only Su Bingbing remained, propping her chin and leaning by Chen Mu's desk, glancing now at Chen Mu, now at the quiet school clinic door.
As the quiet stretched longer.
Su Bingbing's mood visibly drooped.
"Guys, is my Bingbing waiting for patients?"
"Never mind about Bingbing, I'm curious about the bizarre ways these students can get sick."
"I'm from Hai City University, and I just saw a statement from the seafood buffet at the school gate; their seafood definitely doesn't cause food poisoning, hahahaha!!!"
"I looked up info on this Dr. Chen, and he doesn't have any records of studying traditional Chinese medicine, but he does have a TCM license."
"..."
—
Chen Mu finished logging all the medical records.
He raised his hand.
It was already time for the afternoon shift.
Looking at a bored Su Bingbing beside him, "The students have begun their classes. Should you order some takeout now while there are no patients?"
"Growl..."
As if responding to Chen Mu's question, Bingbing's stomach rumbled.
Hearing Bingbing's stomach growl, Chen Mu paused, then silently took out his phone and opened a delivery app, "Order whatever you want, consider it my treat..."
"Treat??"
Looking seriously at the menu on the phone she just grabbed, Bingbing suddenly looked up upon hearing this word.
Looking suspiciously at Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, to be honest, are we going to have to work overtime again this evening..."
With the afternoon's experience, Bingbing has learned her lesson.
It's true that the school clinic work is relatively relaxed when students are in class.
But once students are on break, all sorts of peculiar cases start to appear.
Are they going to spend the entire night on shift at the school clinic?
Chen Mu shook his head with a smile: "You're overthinking it. The workload isn't that big at night, but starting tomorrow, I'll be facing a massive workload for at least half a month."
"And since you're going to be filming with me for a month, if I'm busy, you'll have to be busy too."
Bingbing nodded, indicating understanding.
But she couldn't help but consider, "How does one predict getting sick? You'll be busy for half a month, is there a major epidemic?"
"That can't be right! If there were an epidemic, as a media worker, I'd be notified earlier, maybe even faster than the school doctor."
Chen Mu opened a match-the-tiles game, openly slacking off under the eyes of millions of online viewers.
"No need for such complex thinking."
Bingbing: "Then why did you say you'll be busy for half a month?"
Chen Mu: "Tomorrow morning, the students will surprise you."
"Still being mysterious..." Bingbing grumbled discontentedly.
At this point, Bingbing hadn't realized that she wouldn't even have to wait until tomorrow.
By evening.
She would already be working overtime...