After this series of unexpected events, Li Chengfeng finally decided to take Loki and Hela to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
After all, being an unregistered resident in a prosperous developed country was too inconvenient.
And the Federal Bureau of Investigation's legitimate "fake IDs" were a long-standing business.
The most recent beneficiaries were those old-timers from the X-Men.
So, Li Chengfeng drove the Quinjet and arrived at the Federal Bureau of Investigation Headquarters in Washington.
From Hela's attitude throughout the journey, Li Chengfeng also gained a new understanding of Asgard, of which he had only seen the tip of the iceberg in comics and films.
She showed no interest in sitting in a Quinjet, a product whose technology was almost at the pinnacle of a nation's scientific achievement, but her eyes were glued to Li Chengfeng's phone.
One could only say that their technology tree was truly skewed.
For example, Asgard's Bifrost Bridge could essentially be seen as a combination of a trans-dimensional railgun and a superluminal passage, and it had an automatic identification function.
However, when Asgardians fought, they used cold weapons and magic, somewhat similar to the legends recorded in myths.
Moreover, Asgardians had once conquered the entire Nine Realms, so it was estimated that they had seen too much true Heavenly Father-level technology and were simply not interested.
Instead, it was these civilian technologies on Earth used for entertainment that interested these gods who could destroy worlds.
For example, now, as she walked into the Federal Bureau of Investigation's main entrance, Hela, Goddess of Death, exuded the charm unique to a true goddess...
while casually fiddling with Li Chengfeng's phone.
In just this short time, she had already learned to browse various social media platforms.
Of course, she was using Li Chengfeng's account.
And Loki, as Asgard's second princess... no, now he should be the third princess.
He accepted the sudden appearance of an elder sister very well.
He was even overjoyed.
For no other reason than, through Li Chengfeng's introduction, he learned that this one was the progenitor of Asgard's rebellion scene.
The little things he had done were mere child's play compared to this elder sister.
So, as long as he could cause trouble with her and give his father and brother some headaches, then Loki Odinson was willing to be this good sister's pawn for life.
"Big sister, so what do we do next? Do we directly kill our way back to Asgard?"
"Of course, while recuperating, we will rule the entire Midgard, then raise a large army in Midgard and counterattack Asgard!"
"Why? Isn't it true that Big Sister can regain her full peak power by returning to Asgard?"
"First, we can't return to Asgard right now." Hela didn't even take her eyes off the phone screen. "Secondly, even if we return to Asgard now and I regain my complete and peak power, Father, that old fellow, is still alive. As fellow Heavenly Father-level peak beings, even if Father has begun to weaken, it won't be a quick battle. During that time, can you face the wrath of the entire Asgard alone?"
"...Oh, Big Sister is right."
Loki looked completely like a brain-dead fan seeing his idol, his lackey-like appearance truly vivid.
There was a strange sense of déjà vu, like a queen and a treacherous minister.
...
"So, you learned teleportation magic?"
"Mhm."
"Then you used teleportation magic to break into a dimensional seal?"
"That's right."
"And finally brought back an Asgardian goddess from a thousand years ago?"
"As you can see."
"What kind of expression do you think I should use to face this?"
Nick Fury sat behind his desk, looking at Li Chengfeng's somewhat overly handsome Republic Person face, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
"So, you believe what I'm saying?"
"Because you really tend to cause big trouble, whether it's the Green Lantern Ring or allying with Mutants, every single thing is beyond my expectation. I really don't know if you were this outrageous over there before being seconded from the Republic General Bureau." Black Egg rubbed his temples, his face full of helplessness. "And most importantly, the moment you stepped into the Federal Bureau of Investigation Headquarters, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's energy detection device instantly detected a terrifying energy entity! All the readings nearly exploded! It was even more dazzling than a searchlight in the dark!"
Li Chengfeng paused, then stifled a laugh and said to Loki.
"See, your sister is a terrifying energy entity just by entering the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Why can't you create such a scene?"
Loki rolled his eyes; at this moment, he really didn't want to bother with Li Chengfeng.
Although he was the God of Mischief, compared to a Heavenly Father-level big sister, he was just a small fry.
Of course, Li Chengfeng was just teasing; Loki was actually quite strong...
as long as he stopped being funny with his two daggers and seriously used the various magic he was proficient in.
"Then, you see, as Earth's hosts, we should do something for our friendly alien gods who have come from afar, shouldn't we?"
"Are you trying to con funds again?"
"It would be even better if there were... but my main purpose is to get household registrations for our Death Goddess and God of Mischief."
"Do you want to listen to the nonsense you just said? Getting household registrations for gods?"
Nick Fury subconsciously glanced at Hela, and only when he saw that she was oblivious to her surroundings, solely focused on her phone, did he let out a sigh of relief.
He was truly afraid of Li Chengfeng's mouth; what if some remark accidentally provoked this ancestral grandmother in front of him? Then he would truly have to give up all of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's assets.
"What? Do you discriminate against aliens or against gods?" Li Chengfeng slapped the table. "Give me a straight answer, are you going to give them household registrations or not! It shouldn't be difficult to do this in your U.S., right? If not, I'll take them back to Republic to get household registrations; we have that tradition there, Mazu even has an ID card."
"Is the problem whether the household registration is easy to get or not!?"
Black Egg truly had a love-hate relationship with Li Chengfeng.
Saving Harley Quinn, incorporating the X-Men, leading the X-Men to deal with HYDRA—for each of these, Nick Fury wanted nothing more than to give this little bastard a big kiss.
But when it came to this kind of shameless behavior, he really wanted to just shoot him a few times.
"Forget it, I won't argue with you. I'll hand over the identity and household registration matter to the Internal Affairs Department. This... god, what name does she intend to use?"
"Hela Odinsdottir and Loki Odinson."
Li Chengfeng shrugged; these were the two Asgardian gods' real names.
The surnames were easy to understand, meaning Daughter of Odin and Son of Odin.
"Alright, now you've got your wish, so don't you have to help me with a small favor?"
"No."
"Am I really giving you too much leeway?"
"Hey! Don't get offended! Why are you so easily provoked? Just tell me what the task is; if I can do it, I'll definitely do it for you. If I can't, I'll still try my best to do it, alright?"
Nick Fury didn't want to deal with Li Chengfeng for a while.
He simply handed over the documents in his hand, signaling the other party to take a good look.
Li Chengfeng took the documents and opened them.
The first page that met his eyes was a photograph.
In the eternal frozen ice of the North Pole, a man whose uprightness could be discerned just from his face was sleeping within.