You damn teacher, you rogue teacher! If you have the guts, fight me head-on! What kind of skill is it to ambush me with a taser gun?!"
Jessica Jones sat on the sofa in the New FBI Academy's academic affairs office, launching a prolonged verbal assault on Li Chengfeng.
Li Chengfeng had a massive headache.
Fortunately, the girl was only verbally unyielding and didn't continue to act, otherwise, he would have had to use the power of the green lantern ring to subdue her.
Meanwhile, Uncle Wolf, who was both the combat class teacher and the director of academic affairs, sat cheerfully behind his desk, watching his colleague suffer a verbal attack from a student with folded arms.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, all you do is laugh! Weren't you the toughest hard-core Mutant? Now you're so amiable it disgusts me!"
"Hahahaha, we're colleagues after all, don't mind those superficial personas." Uncle Wolf, being an old-timer of over two hundred years, and in this Universe, he had never lost his memories, so with age, he indeed exuded a certain amiability in daily life. "Come, come, tell the Director, where did you find this feisty little wildcat?"
"At a convenience store in Central City. Don't underestimate her; at just eighteen, she's already a master of smoking, drinking, and perming."
"Promising! I also smoke, drink, and perm! Our old Wolf thinks highly of you!"
Wolverine Logan nodded in agreement, giving Jessica Jones a thumbs up.
Li Chengfeng's face was covered in black lines.
From the genuine look in his eyes, he truly believed that smoking, drinking, and perming had a future!
Then Uncle Wolf received a sweet response from Jessica Jones… two slender, beautiful middle fingers.
Li Chengfeng shook his head, then lowered his voice and complained to Uncle Wolf:
"I didn't realize it when I was a student, but now I find that these creatures are truly annoying to even dogs! How did my teachers endure me back then?"
"Hey, she just gave you a couple of harmless jabs. In my eyes, she's already a good student with both character and academic excellence." Uncle Wolf cheerfully took out a cigar, lit it, took two deep drags, and then, blowing smoke rings, said, "Back then, when I first joined Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, I didn't hesitate to beat up those Little Rascals. You wouldn't believe it, some students even snuck into my room in the middle of the night to try and take me out! Ah, I have to say, those were truly beautiful and interesting memories."
Are your definitions of "beautiful" and "interesting" a bit off, Uncle Wolf?
Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes and scoffed, "You even provoked students to assassinate you, and you're still proud of being so annoying back then, huh?!"
"I'm just sharing my past experiences as an educator with a new colleague." Logan shrugged, then said to Li Chengfeng, "They are always different from ordinary students, so we still need to use some simple and clear principles to enlighten them."
"What simple and clear principles?"
"The teacher's fist is harder, so you have to listen to the teacher."
"F***..."
Just as Li Chengfeng was about to continue complaining, he heard a knock on the door.
"Come in."
As soon as Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the office door opened.
"Director Logan, Teacher Li, I'm Peter Parker, a new student at the FBI Academy. We're here to ask how Jessica Jones is doing, and to pick her up."
After the office door swung open, the first thing that entered Li Chengfeng's sight was Peter Parker's slightly constrained and nervous face.
At the same time, the group of people who followed him into the office also greeted the two.
"Hello Director! Hello Teacher!"
White Tiger, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Nova, and Squirrel Girl.
All familiar faces.
"Do you all know Jessica Jones?" Li Chengfeng was a bit surprised. "You all seem so nervous, are you quite close?"
"Uh, Teacher Li, we are good friends who go to the same high school."
"...What's your high school called?"
"Midtown High School."
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but smack his lips a few times.
I have to say, Midtown High School is truly a hotbed of talent!
Superheroes are appearing in groups, huh!?
"Hmph, I'm not good friends with any of you."
Jessica Jones then sat up from the sofa. Although she said this, her body was very honest, already walking into the middle of her companions… Tsundere is really out of fashion, dear.
"Alright, kids, take your friend and leave!"
Seeing this, Uncle Wolf immediately stood up and, with a combination of pushing and ushering, sent the group of underage Superheroes, who hadn't even graduated high school, out of the academic affairs office.
Perhaps it was because Uncle Wolf himself looked quite fierce; even though he always had a smiling expression, none of these high school students dared to object.
But in just that short time, Li Chengfeng also directly experienced Little Spider Peter Parker's biggest characteristic, besides being upright and righteous... his incessant chatter.
"Hey Teacher Li, Agent Li Chengfeng, I've heard about your deeds and know that you're an expert seconded from the Republic General Bureau! Director Nick Fury values you and the Star Squad the most right now! Although I haven't graduated from high school or the FBI Academy, I will definitely strive to join the Star Squad in the future, it's just too cool, but does joining the Star Squad come with extra salary subsidies? Oh, that's still a question, so I won't join yet… I once snuck into the FBI's action video storage room with Doreen Green (Squirrel Girl) and retrieved action videos about you. My goodness, that madman in Gotham City was actually dealt with by you, Batman couldn't handle him for so many years! And Tony Stark also appeared, his mecha looks really cool, it just doesn't seem very sturdy… And this time's operation! What exactly is that green power ring? Also, do you have to recite a fixed line to transform? And…"
Fast speech, erratic thoughts.
Most importantly, his breath was really long!
Uncle Wolf finally slammed the door shut with a "bang," and Li Chengfeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Logan, I feel like my brain is starting to boil. Has this guy named Peter Parker never spoken in his life? Or will he kick the bucket if he doesn't finish all his words today?"
"This kid is famously chatty. He seems like a shy, socially anxious person, but he's actually a true social terrorist. Today alone, he's already annoyed Raven to the point where her transformation state is unstable."
The Raven Uncle Wolf referred to was, of course, Mystique Raven Darkholme.
However, the Mystique of this World was not the Mystique who was adopted as a sister and child bride by Nick Fury in the X-Men movies.
Instead, she was a Mutant of similar or even older age than Uncle Wolf.
After all, "over 200 years old" was just a self-proclaimed age.
Isn't it normal for women to report their age as younger?
Even this grandmother-level figure couldn't withstand it, which shows the power of Peter Parker's incessant chattering.
One can only say, he truly lives up to being Deadpool's good buddy; their chatter is on par.
"But Emma actually likes this kid, Peter Parker. After all, the young man is indeed quite handsome, right in Emma's sweet spot."
"Emma? White Queen?"
"That's right."
"...As teachers, don't make a move on students, you idiot!"