Saying that, Makise Kurisu pressed the wet sponge against her cupped hands.
"So, the structure will become loose."
The water in the sponge's pores quickly flowed out, and the sponge itself was compressed by more than half.
"That is to say, into a particularly narrow place?" Hashida Itaru raised a hand and stroked his chin.
Makise Kurisu nodded:
"Exactly, force it into a particularly narrow place."
"That explanation is too lewd, always on my mind." Hashida Itaru subtly pulled his hat down.
"Huh?" Makise Kurisu hadn't reacted yet: "What's too lewd..."
Soon, she reacted, suddenly turned her head away, and cursed:
"Hashida, you pervert!"
"Ms. Makise, you also have quite an imagination." As if being praised, Hashida Itaru instead returned with admiration.
"Don't compare me to you," she mumbled.
"[Inductive statement, good job!]
[Logically speaking, I should be disgusted by Fatty making such jokes, but ah, when I think that this guy is that Tonz, it seems like nothing]
[You're right, but this is Hashida Itaru]
[Anyway, this guy can probably only marry a 2D girl, so just let him talk dirty]
[The Assistant is still too young. If Felis were here, he wouldn't even need to touch her hand. A few words would probably make this guy lose his pride in being a pervert and instead criticize other perverts]
[By the way, why is it a mass of 10 to the power of negative 24 kilograms and a length of 10 to the power of negative 19 meters?]
[If we knew that, would we still be here watching anime with you?]
The dim sky gradually brightened. Okabe Rintaro stood on the rooftop, his hands in his white coat. The robe-like white coat swayed back and forth with the breeze.
"What are you going to do?" Makise Kurisu slowly approached from behind.
"Don't be silent. I know you're shocked." She crossed her arms: "But, since you know, you should at least come to some conclusion, right?"
"..."
"Heh heh heh heh heh..."
"Heh heh heh heh heh..."
Suddenly, a slightly eerie piano piece gradually began to play.
Makise Kurisu: "Okabe?"
"Hahahaahaha--" Okabe Rintaro's laughter finally stopped. He raised his head and laughed: "Conclusion? Does it even need to be said?"
Makise Kurisu: "Huh?"
"We possess Future Gadget No. 8, the phone microwave (provisional)."
"We will preemptively build the perfect Time Machine and surpass SERN!" Okabe Rintaro turned around, suddenly raised his hand, and then turned back again. Then, with a gesture as if welcoming the dawn, he spread his arms towards the rising sun:
"And then, we will reshape the world's dominance structure!"
"Hahahaha, heh hahahaahaha--" Okabe Rintaro let out a long, unending maniacal laugh.
"..." Although it seemed like a very exciting speech, Makise Kurisu sighed: "I can't stand it."
The next moment, the piano music stopped.
What followed was, unexpectedly... the ending theme.
[Wait, wait, wait, it's over?]
[Yes, that's right, 24 minutes have passed]
[Then let's call the judges. I won't scream anymore, because I know that when this one minute and thirty seconds passes, episode six will pop out of the stone itself]
[This, is trust]
[Can everyone in the industry learn from this? Brain Painting is out, can't you just release it all at once?]
[You're making it too difficult for them. I see that the two seeded contestants next door are still revising the first episode, not to mention the other contestants. I don't know if they'll learn how to use the editor after the show is over]
[Thank goodness for steins;gate, otherwise, I don't know how this show would be made]
[How else can it be made? Of course, first, review character designs, titles, and settings in each live broadcast room, then go idle. A 24-hour live broadcast cultivation show is like this. If it weren't for steins;gate, it wouldn't be so lively now. The really lively times are when a few seeded contestants finish the first episode, and when they finish the last episode. Otherwise, it's all fans chasing the show by hanging out in live broadcast rooms]
[Putting everything else aside, with this music, I was genuinely fooled by Brooch for a moment]
[Suddenly want to make a joke]
[Make it!]
[The Time Machine competition began. Countries successively presented their research progress. America said it planned to reverse time by exceeding the speed of light against the Earth. Germany believed that as long as precision parts were made without any errors, a Time Machine could be created. SERN smiled and said, 'We have been researching the Time Machine for forty years, and we will soon be able to create a desperate paradise of absolute domination']
[At this moment, Okabe Rintaro came out. He said, 'Our Laboratory has mastered the phone microwave (provisional), and we will soon surpass SERN and reshape the world's dominance structure']
[Countries were shocked. They all inquired among themselves, 'Who is Okabe Rintaro?']
[wwwwww]
[Laugh]
[Reiterate, not Okabe, call me Brooch!]
"Ah, how time flies. In an instant, the fifth episode has come to an end," Host Fang Yuan couldn't help but exclaim.
"It's also time to invite our mentors to give their comments again."
"Compared to the relatively slow-paced fourth episode, this episode revealed a lot of content. Although most of it was already deduced by the audience, both Suzuha's performance and the details of the human experiments conducted by SERN couldn't help but make people praise it as a refreshing viewing experience."
"—'Isn't that over-the-top praise?'"
"—'It's fine, my interest is still online. So far, I haven't felt too bored.'"
"—'Updating five episodes at once, even if you're just plain water, I'd praise you for being fierce, let alone that although I vaguely feel that the daily life part takes up a little more space, it has all the twists and suspense it should have, especially with so many cute wives. Why care so much? Just enjoy it.'"
"—'When you update one episode a week, tiny flaws will be picked out. When you update two episodes a week, general mistakes will be tolerated. When you update one anime episode a day, the audience will give maximum leniency.'"
"—'But! When you update five anime episodes at once, and even have a tendency to finish it all at once, then sorry, no one can attack you, I say, no one!'"
Unexpectedly, even though they were on the scene, the audience below the stage shouted loudly, raising their hands and proclaiming without any restraint.
Seeing this, Host Fang Yuan couldn't help but laugh.
"That's right, just as this audience member said, for the audience, the excellent experience brought by continuous viewing satisfaction is beyond imagination. Regardless of the quality of other parts, on this point, Contestant Huajian, steins;gate has undoubtedly achieved the ultimate."