"Bang—!"
Just as the audience and the participants were still reeling in shock from the strange noises, a violent, muffled explosion suddenly occurred at Tang San's location on the dueling platform.
It happened without warning. His pants, as if they had been accumulating power for a long, agonizing time, reached their limit and directly burst open. In an instant, a yellowish-brown mist and scattered substance covered a radius of three zhang around him.
This explosive scene utterly stunned the Heaven Dou Royal Academy students sitting in the spectator stands. For a moment, time seemed to freeze.
"What... what is happening?"
"My god? What kind of show is this!"
One student's face was filled with astonishment, his mouth hanging open in a completely dumbfounded expression. These students were all born into nobility; they were the children of aristocrats and powerful clans. They had seen many rare performances, dazzling Spirit Abilities, and intense battles since childhood. But they had never, in their entire lives, seen a scene like this!
It was absolutely explosive.
As soon as Tang San's "skill" was unleashed, it seemed to come with a global silencing effect. The noisy arena instantly became deathly quiet. Including the students watching from the stands, the teachers, and the crowd below, everyone was stunned into silence. Even the team battle itself had ground to a halt.
Both the Shrek Team and the Royal Fight Team stared at Tang San, unblinking. They didn't dare to say a single word, fearing that opening their mouths might invite something terrible in.
"Is that... is that poop?"
A student somewhere in the crowd blurted out this remark. It wasn't clear who said it, but because the surrounding environment was exceptionally quiet, his voice carried perfectly. Many people clearly heard this sentence, and it broke the spell.
"Oh my god, it really is poop!"
Just then, a student positioned closer to the dueling platform shouted in pure horror, "Holy crap! It's actual excrement!"
Immediately after screaming, he covered his mouth and nose with both hands and scrambled backward, knocking over his chair. The smell had already reached the front rows. It was an assault on the senses. It was too explosive! He had been studying at the Heaven Dou Royal Academy for three years, accustomed to the scent of perfume and old books, and today he actually encountered such a biological disaster.
His position was really too dangerous. If he had been standing any closer, or if the wind had blown differently, he might have been directly fed by the explosion.
In an instant, the dueling arena, which had been quiet for only a few seconds, suddenly erupted into chaos.
The students in the front rows didn't care about dignity anymore; they immediately got up and ran toward the exits or the upper rows. With filth practically at their mouths, who would dare to keep watching from a close distance? Who knew if there would be a second wave? To be safe, it was better to stay as far away as possible.
However, human nature is curious. Most people were not in a hurry to leave the building entirely. Instead, they gathered in a safe position at the back of the stands, pointing and gesticulating at the dueling platform with colorful expressions ranging from amusement to sheer horror.
It wasn't just the audience making a big fuss. The fourteen members of both teams currently standing on the dueling platform were all cursing internally and externally.
The students from the Shrek Academy were taking it the hardest. Not a single one of them wasn't cursing right now.
Especially Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar. They felt a profound sense of shame. In their minds, they practically dragged out Tang San's ancestors for eighteen generations to give them a "friendly" greeting. They were so confused and angry that they even began to suspect that Tang San had secretly developed a new self-created Spirit Ability—one specifically designed to cause explosive diarrhea.
Otherwise, how could such a coincidence happen at the exact moment the fight started?
The female students were having an even worse time. The three girls of the Shrek Team and the two female members of the Royal Fight Team, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling, were disgusted and repulsed to their core. They covered their noses, their faces pale. To do such a thing in broad daylight, in front of ladies, Tang San truly had no shame left.
Even Huo Feng, the captain of the Royal Fight Team who usually maintained his cool and composure, couldn't help but curse under his breath. Mainly because what Tang San did was truly inhumane! It was a biological attack that disregarded the rules of war.
In the nearby audience seats below the stage, Dean Flender's face was ashen gray. His eyes were filled with a mixture of disbelief and bubbling anger.
He really couldn't have imagined that Tang San would do such a thing on the dueling platform. It was a disgrace to the academy. Flender had made up his mind right then and there. Tang San and Yu Xiaogang absolutely could not remain at the Heaven Dou Royal Academy.
Originally, Flender had retained some sympathy for Tang San, considering him a talented junior. Now, that sympathy was completely gone. Such a shameless person absolutely could not use the Shrek Team's banner. If news of this got out to the wider world, Flender felt he wouldn't want his old face anymore. He would be the laughingstock of the Spirit Master world.
Flender turned his head with an unfriendly, sharp expression to look at Yu Xiaogang, who was sitting nearby in his wheelchair, looking equally stunned and bewildered.
Now, Flender strongly suspected that this dirty trick of Tang San's was actually a tactic arranged by Yu Xiaogang. After all, the Grandmaster was known for his unorthodox theories. Perhaps he thought that if Tang San made himself untouchable, no one would attack him?
The two of them, master and disciple, were already disgraced by the rumors of their relationship. Even if they did something else explosive and outrageous now, it wouldn't have much of an impact on their already ruined reputation.
Flender thought grimly, "If Tang San were to roll around on the ground a few more times now, let alone facing a few Spirit Elders and Spirit Ancestors, even a Titled Douluo who wanted to attack him would have to think twice."
That kind of filth couldn't be ignored just because one's spirit power was high. Unless a master could guarantee being far enough away to kill him with a ranged attack, they wouldn't want to get a speck of it on their robes.
Yu Xiaogang's mind was completely blank. He sat frozen, unable to process the catastrophe.
He naturally heard the loud discussions and mocking laughter of the Heaven Dou Royal Academy students watching around him. Their words pierced his ears. They were simply unbearable!
His beloved disciple, his hope for the future, Tang San, was once again beaten until he pooped!
As the saying goes, there are firsts and seconds, but there should not be thirds and fourths. This was becoming a pattern. Now, even Yu Xiaogang felt somewhat unable to forgive Tang San for this humiliation.
"Oh no... it was the meal I ate during the day," Yu Xiaogang suddenly thought, a realization hitting him.
He remembered earlier that day when he applied the medicine to Tang San. The boy had mentioned that his stomach hurt a little. But because their funds were tight and the only stomach medicine the master and disciple had was finished by Yu Xiaogang himself two days ago, he had dismissed it. He had casually told Tang San to endure it, thinking it was minor.
He didn't expect it to erupt at this moment, with such violence.
What happened today would certainly have a great impact on the master and disciple. Their standing at the academy was destroyed. Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt a pang of guilt in his heart. As a teacher, he definitely had to take responsibility for neglecting his student's health.
He looked up at the dueling platform with worry, then his eyes narrowed slightly.
The situation in the arena seemed not to be over yet.
Normally, with such an explosive and outrageous event, one would expect the battle to stop immediately. At least it should be paused for a moment to deal with the biohazard. But just now, Yu Xiaogang saw Tang San move with his own eyes.
At this moment, Tang San had already accepted his grim reality.
His mind had snapped. He realized that no situation could be worse than his current predicament. He had hit rock bottom. Therefore, he completely disregarded his current image. Although his pants were torn and many crucial areas were completely exposed to the cold air, Tang San had already lost all reason.
He was going to fight.
"Blue Silver Entanglement!" Tang San roared, his voice cracking.
Without warning, he channeled his spirit power. Several thick vines grew out from under Tang San's feet, rushing toward the stunned Shi Mo at an extremely fast speed.
However, the Blue Silver Grass at this time was not the same as before.
Instead of the usual blue and silver hues, it was coated in filth. It had a strong, concentrated "ingredient" added to it! This would add another layer of magical and psychological attack to its existing physical binding properties.
Its power could be said to have increased dramatically! It was a weapon that would make people change color at the mere mention of it.
Shi Mo was still stunned in place, holding his shield. He really didn't expect that one shield bash from him earlier would directly make the kid opposite him lose control of his bowels. Usually, taunting an enemy to "scare the crap out of them" was just bragging, but now he had real, tangible battle results.
It really was possible to make someone poop with a shield bash!
Just then, Shi Mo suddenly reacted to the movement in front of him.
Tang San, standing far in front of him in a pool of his own making, had actually launched an attack...
Dozens of yellowish-green vines, as thick as forearms and dripping with unmentionable substances, rushed over quickly like slithering snakes.
Shi Mo reacted swiftly. His combat instincts kicked in, and he decisively made his move.
"Sizzle—!"
He wielded his heavy Ghost Shield and swung it fiercely in a defensive arc. The sharp edge of the rotating shield cut through the air.
At this moment, the Blue Silver Grass had already reached about a zhang in front of him.
Wherever the sharp tortoise shell passed, the Blue Silver Grass was instantly severed, chopped into pieces.
But Tang San's attack had a secondary effect. As the vines were severed, the inertia carried the contents forward. Along with the plant matter, droplets of an unknown liquid-solid mixture splashed through the air towards Shi Mo like rain.
Despite Shi Mo's best efforts to dodge behind his shield, he was still splashed by the spray.
Immediately, the smell hit him, and his stomach churned violently.
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