Compared to the soldiers who had lost their wits, those of higher rank like Chen Xin, Dugu Bo, and others, as well as Ning Fengzhi, Xue Qinghe, and others protected by treasures, could still maintain their sanity.
But…
Looking at the battlefield that resembled a demonic dance, they would rather be blind!
Especially Tang San and the others' "killing-mat" hairstyles, wildly swaying beside them, making their embarrassed toes twist like butterfly knots.
What is going on?!
This was supposed to be a heroic defense of Tiandou City, a bloodbath between the soul beast tide and heavy cavalry!
How did it… turn into this?
Remember, not far away on Tiandou City, many armies and soul masters had gathered, even the Snowy Night Emperor was present!
Seeing them dance like this—what on earth is happening?
They tried to resist.
But…
Their hands and feet seemed no longer under their control—they simply could not manage it!
Utterly embarrassed.
The song reached its climax—
"You are my little, little apple""No matter how I love you, it's never too much""Your little red face warms my heart""Lighting up my life, fire, fire, fire, fire"
Accompanied by Zhuge Lan's high-pitched singing and suddenly accelerated movements.
Under his lead, three hundred thousand troops and the entire soul beast tide, all the beasts, swung their right palms in rotations and repeated the movement in a grotesque manner.
As if inviting everyone on the city walls to come down and join the party.
The Snowy Night Emperor's brows twitched furiously!
And those forced to "extend the invitation," like Xue Qinghe, were experiencing what it meant to socially die.
[Emotion Points +99,595][Emotion Points +151,515][Emotion Points +233,333]
Help!
What on earth is happening?!
They might as well be killed!
Their frustrated emotions were inversely proportional to Zhuge Lan's joyful singing.
After a few agonizing minutes, the rhythm finally started to fade.
Just as everyone thought they could finally be freed…
Zhuge Lan changed the internal rhythm, and everyone's expressions shifted!
No!
There's more?
"Awooo—"
A sudden howl shook everyone to the core!
"As he came into the window""Was a sound of a crescendo"
Zhuge Lan promptly switched songs.
He began the supreme God Michael's divine tracks and started his dazzling moves.
Moonwalk drifts!Anti-gravity tilts!
Energetic devil dance!Mechanical rhythm!
Compared to the previous awkwardness, this time, the songs were wilder, and the dances technically stunning.
Watching others' movements, those incredible steps…
Seemed almost acceptable?
—Even if they didn't understand fashion, the difference was visible!
Since they couldn't resist, they chose to enjoy it.
Xue Qinghe and others closed their eyes, immersing themselves in the frenetic rhythm.
They say music has no borders.
Even without understanding the lyrics, they could feel the resonance.
It drew them in, letting them fully experience the charm of music.
Until the song ended.
Some still hummed the tune, trying difficult moves, only to fail.
Huh?
It seems… they were back to normal?
"Great."
The next moment, a new melody played, equally passionate and wild!
[Billie Jean][Heal the World][Man in the Mirror]
Song after song of Michael's classics, each accompanied by dazzling moves.
To the Douluo country bumpkins, it was shocking!
From initially being dragged along, to finally enjoying it.
Even when Zhuge Lan quietly released the Soul Bone Technique "Lead Dance," some still clumsily performed the moonwalk and mechanical dance!
Everyone was having a blast.
They completely forgot they were on a battlefield, surrounded by a tide of soul beasts.
On the walls of Tiandou City,
The Snowy Night Emperor wanted to stop this "farce."
But shouting from afar could not overcome the music.
Sending people in resulted in them being "assimilated," dancing without restraint.
No contact was possible!
Especially seeing the three titled masters—Dugu Bo, Chen Xin, Gu Rong—unable to break free.
They dared not act further.
They could only stay on the walls, watching hundreds of thousands of people and soul beasts dance uncontrollably.
Witnessing the spectacle from beautiful to chaotic.
Silent as statues.
Others were similar.
Those not under the concert's domain could not experience the liberating pleasure.
Regardless of status or rank,
Everyone instinctively danced, venting the negative emotions inside.
It was exhilarating!
Thus, Zhuge Lan danced wildly.
Even when subsequent emotion points were minimal, he continued with abandon.
Until the Michael playlist had been played through once.
Only then did they snap back to reality.
Having had too much fun, don't kill anyone with dance, okay?
He removed the concert domain, and the music stopped.
On the battlefield, soldiers fell like dominoes.
—Wearing heavy armor and dancing all day, those who were not soul masters could not endure!
Xue Qinghe and others, still lost in motion, continued swaying out of habit.
Until Zhuge Lan landed.
They hadn't yet realized.
"Pretty good dancing," Zhuge Lan praised. "Later, if interested, Your Highness can come find me for further lessons."
Xue Qinghe was shocked!
Instinctively continuing a "crotch-grab swing," she faced Zhuge Lan with a small movement.
[Emotion Points +151,515]
She quickly straightened, glancing at everyone else in their varied postures.
Feeling slightly relieved.
—At least she wasn't the only one embarrassed.
"Apologies for the laughter."
Xue Qinghe forced a smile.
"You stopped the soul beast tide's invasion. If there's any request, please say it. I will do my utmost!"
Using the resources of the Tiandou Empire to gain favor.
She had no attachment—selling one's field to save the father, without regret.
Ning Fengzhi and others also tidied themselves but dared not look at Zhuge Lan.
They only looked toward the distant soul beast tide.
"What about dealing with these soul beasts?" Frande said solemnly. "If we kill them all, the Sunset Forest will…"
Xue Qinghe felt a headache coming.
Her eyes fell on the Ice Dragon Armored Beast.
Right!
There was a 100,000-year-old soul beast that could command the soul beast tide!
Although facing Zhuge Lan was awkward, she still steeled herself:
"Could Your Excellency have your mount lead the soul beast tide back to the Sunset Forest?"
"Afterwards, there will be a generous reward!"
Leading them back was no problem.
These beasts from the Sunset Forest had contributed much to him.
But…
"My mount is a 100,000-year-old soul beast—someone might covet it."
Xue Qinghe was momentarily lost for words.
Having a 100,000-year-old soul beast as a mount—Zhuge Lan was the first ever.
While pondering,
"Ning Fengzhi," Ning Fengzhi spoke timely, "if you trust me, let me and Sword Uncle accompany you?"
Xue Qinghe was his disciple; helping him was helping herself.
Moreover, Zhuge Lan was like a "son-in-law" to him—this would be a win-win.
"Hmm…" Zhuge Lan reluctantly said, "For Ning Uncle's sake, fine."
He turned to the Ice Dragon Armored Beast.
The beast understood, flapped its wings, and roared a few times.
The soul beast tide turned, heading back to the Sunset Forest.
"Qinghe, make sure to entertain Zhuge properly."
"Don't worry, Ning Uncle. I understand," Xue Qinghe said respectfully.
"Safe travels, Ning Uncle. Go and return quickly," Zhuge Lan said with a smile.
Ning Fengzhi nodded, mounted Chen Xin's Seven-Kill Sword, and flew to catch up with the group.
Xue Qinghe looked at Zhuge Lan, subconsciously pursing her lips.
The previous chaos was still vivid.
Completely baffling.
A handsome young man,
Could go from sitting coolly on a throne to running a comical live concert in an instant.
She…
Was very curious!
"Roar—"
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