"BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" A woman in the crowd yells at Cullen. An entire chorus of boo's soon follows this.
Christian Black shuts his eyes, not wanting to see the terror that was approaching.
"Cullen, I told you...I told...you..." Christian whispers into the mike as he starts to break down and lose all his nerve.
"The stupid VAMPIRE is withholding our MEAT!'" Another woman yelled in the crowd.
A woman in the back scoffs with her arms folded. "He must think it's still 2009 when everyone cared about Vampires!" She shouted. "It's 2025, SWEETY! Vampires are out! Werewolves are in! Give us our meat and go back to haunting high schools, you old silly pervert!!"
Edward looks up wide-eyed and helpless at the women, but he continued to munch on a Hamburger like a little bunny comping on a carrot. These hamburgers were delicious! Especially the slightly bloody ones!
"Get these stupid pretty boys! They're all has beens!" The women yell, and then a full-on riot ensues in the store.
Peter and Male cower back in at the cook's station.
"Peter! Come on! We've gotta go out there and stop this mess!"
"Are you kidding! Those women are ravenous, and Cullen has eaten half our supply!" Peter yells back. "If we go out there, we're lunch meat!"
Suddenly, the doors fly open, and Macaroni Tony appears. He takes his scepter (amazing pimp cane) and slams it into the ground with AUTHORITY!
"Ladies!" He said, and those were the clearest words he ever said. "Whathappened? Iboughtyousome--FRESH-MEAT!"
"Fresh meat?" The women say and stop their ferocious destruction of the store.
"That's right!" The pimp smiles. "First, I'd like to introduce you to Liam. The Viking who does--Uh-- Viking things!"
A giant blond man with ripped muscles and a Viking helmet enters the restaurant. The women instantly stop whatever havoc they were wreaking to look at the gorgeous man who just walked in.
"Yes, handsomeisn'the?" Macaroni giggles. "Don'ttrycommunicatingwithhim, he doesn't speak a lick of English. All he can do is kill things and ravish women!"
Liam looks down at Edward Cullen, still bunny munching burgers. He starts to pet him. "Is pretty girl? Yes?"
"Next, I brought you Alpha, Beta, and Omega—the triplet werewolf brothers who are here to REJECT YOU and then come crawling back to you for forgiveness!"
Three giant wolves rush into the restaurant and start tearing it apart. They jump on tables, destroying all the centerpieces on them, and start to growl at the staff.
The women lose their shit over the werewolves. They start screaaming and chasing them around begging them to turn humn form so they could see them, not caring at all that these are dangerous beast that can make Ham-burgers out of them.
Then the entire restaurant starts to shake and quiver as large stomping sounds are heard.
'What on God's green earth is that stomping sound?" Peter shouts.
Christian's dead eyes look up to the entrance of the restaurant. "I promise you this... he whispers into the microphone. "What is coming is not of God."
"Okay, I'm getting scared," Male yells, trying to hold on to something to keep from crashing to the floor as whatever was making its way to the restaurant now was so large it was causing an earthquake.
"I know what girls LIKE. I know what women want..." Macaroni Toni sings into his magical staff, which just became a microphone. "Get ready, ladies! Your ultimate sexual fantasy has arrived!"
"Is Bad something Bad?" Liam asks. He was cowering in a group with Edward and the three wolf brothers, who were now whimpering for whatever was coming their way.
"Yes," Christian mutters pathetically into the microphone, "Bad something is BAD." And then he faints as the sight of the beast appears right outside the glass windows surrounding the restaurant.
As Macaroni Tony slides away to safety, a giant cow man bursts through the glass wall and stomps his immense frame into the restaurant.
"Ladies!' Macaroni announces,"Introducing the star of your deepest darkest fantasies. A giant, Milkable, Cow man!!!"
"Wait a minute," Male says. "Female cows are the ones that get milked...how to you Milk a male cow..." His face contorts as he realises how. 'Oh my God!'
'The women are demented! Absolutely DEMENTED!" Peter screams.
Indeed, the women in the restaurant take one look at the cow man and fall to their knees as if worshipping a God. Very disgusting things were about to happen.
I wouldn't believe it myself,' Macaroni Toni says. "But the sales of Morning Glory Milk Farm are telling the truth about these perverted women. SoIgivethewomen-what-they-WANT!
But as the cow man looks around the restaurant, he spots Liam, Edward, and the trio of werewolves who were now whimpering and pissing on themselves out of pure terror.
"Pretty Girls?" The Cow man says, looking down at the group with desire.
Edward Bunny munches his burger, getting the sick feeling that it may be his last meal ever, as the shadow of the cow man covers them as he stomps closer to them. The group cowers in fear, the desire in the cow's eyes also tells no lies...