WTFFF, at that moment my mind went blank. I like Tephnine no doubt. Like, I don't normally do love. I like her a lot, but the thing is I have eyes on other girls, call me whatever you want to call me but that's just me, I was born that way
me; well..
Mr Isaac :well What?.
me: what do you mean??
Mr Isaac; what do you mean by what do I mean?
me: I mean what do you think?
Mr Isaac: I asked a question you don't answer a question with a question
me: ooh I'm so sorry it's just that it's part of my personality, I sometimes answer a question with another question,
I took a peek at tephnine and what I saw frightened me she wasn't smiling anymore she was all mad and annoyed and angry and those other fancy words. I had to play safe on both side.
Mr Isaac: answer my question with a proper answer.
me : ok what do you think?
Mr Isaac: O God if that's the case I think you are couples
me ; if that's what you think then who am I to argue?, who am I to say a word?. I love her and she loves me, in fact we are love worms.
Lol, yeah I'm just kidding. I would never say that. you guys didn't really expect me to say that, wait, did you?. Here's what really happened.
me : well sir the thing is..
..I was interrupted by the ringtone, and the next thing we heard was...
Mr Isaac: ok I'm coming right now one crazy students :free period
Mr isaac: shut up james
After he left
Me; he didn't even wait for my response.
I tried talking to Teph but she wouldn't have anything to do with it. It got to the extent of her standing, shouting and screaming at me angrily. Next thing I know she was walking over to her friends. Geez you should have seen the attention.
The bell went off by 3:30pm to signify end of lectures for the day, and if you had seen the way she hurriedly went off french class you'd know I was in danger if I didn't properly apologize now. I saw her at the basketball court and I did what every crazy boy will do, i.e walk to the girl who is obviously mad with you. I knew a lot about girls and I knew that if a girl claim they really like you or love you she will still want to be with you even if she's as mad as fuck. I mean, that should be common knowledge right?.
I already rehearsed some crappy apology and was ready to spill it out when....
Tephnine : kei, do you really love me??
Me; I do, I really do.
Tephnine : then what was that for ?.
Me: I'm sorry Teph
Tephnine; I don't need your apology, I just want to understand you. Kei are you ashamed of me?.
Me: babe does that even make sense to you, you're Tephnine west. Who'd be ashamed of dating you?.
Teph: you kei, you.
At this moment, I knew I was around been doomed cause loosing Tephnine would translate to loosing a gem.
me; that is what you will think. And that might be what anyone would think, but the thing is you don't really understand Teph, I do love you.
Tephnine ; if I don't understand then you make me do!. Isn't that how relationships work?.
Me: I'm trying okay!, I'm trying, but I don't even know how to do it.
Tephnine ; Does that even make any sense to your own hearing?.
Me; look, I don't even remember the last time I was in a relationship, and where I come from we don't openly announce our relationship to every adult we know, they view it as Hitler fighting for the nazi. So forgive me for not openly admitting to the whole school that we're in something. Teph, I love you and that should be all that matters.
Tephnine ; Really?, All that matters?, when you can't even tell the world that you love me
Me; I thought I was protecting you
Tephnine ; I don't need that kind of protection you are just like my brother and my father and generally every...----
I don't know if you can guess what happened but I hope you guessed what happened, I shushed her up with a kiss, not too soon and not too late, that is a trick I learnt after watching a shit ton of romcom,I called it 'mello'. The trick is to get your girlfriend all worked up and talkative, and them cut their sentences with a mouth watering kiss, p.s it doesn't work on girls with heart as strong as stone. The next thing we heard was chuckles and when we broke the kiss I realised that it was my crazy friends.
Me: Wow, nice being matured guys. What are you guys even doing here?
Jensen; last I checked, this was our basketball court. We have training in 30.
Me; fuck. I totally forgot
Justin; why wouldn't you?
Jensen: ( looking at Teph )xup drumstick
Hot boys and weird nicknames
*****Fast forward *****
I'm feeling a bit generous so Let's talk about my first basketball game. You should know that I am not in the first-team, maybe I'm not even qualified for the bench or even the reserve. But then, how the f*ck did I even get in a match?. lets thank Jace for that. The thing is Jace is one proud dude whom I got to be friends with later, but that doesn't matter. Jace was African-American, he was the last born of his father. Fuck, where am I even going with this. Let's just get to how I got into the match.
Thursday evening, our final training before match day. We were doing the usual torturing workout routine, i.e the push-ups. You remember I said the school was owned by an outsider, cuz thing are about to get weird.
Coach fuckface: come on boys let's go. 1,2,3,4,1,3,1.
Jace: coach am out.
Coach fuckface: what do you mean by you are out???
Now I know that you gon be like "wait, seriously?", Yeah, me too. I was shocked when I heard the name. Now this is the reason he was nicknamed that.
About 2 years ago, John Josh A.K.A,coach fuckface was engaged to a very pretty damsel, like they say good things never last as she died in a fatal car crash back at Miami. Due to the heart to soul love and all that shit, he was catastrophically brought down, someone said that he even attempted suicide. Now the crazy part is that, he is still young and really hot but he bluntly refused to love again. Geez, and they ask why am scared of love.
Jace: I mean I'm out of energy Coach fuckface: 30 push-ups or 5 matches out
Jace: what??, You can't.
To be honest I'm not even sure he can, this is not the first time he's saying this. He bluffs all the time.
Coach fuckface: choose
Jace: oh you wanna do it that way???. 5 matches out
Coach fuckface: suit yourself. Kei, yourself. You're making your debut tomorrow.
Me: sorry what???
Jace: yeah, what??. He isn't even half of my standard.
Even if he sounded harsh, he wasn't lying. Compared to Jace, I'm dust. He is on the same level as Jensen, and Jensen is like a fucking basketball God.
Coach fuck face : I think he is, he is more faster, has a better body structure far more better at creating 1 from 0. So we may not be needing you after all.
Me: I'm so fucking cooked.
** After training * *
Jace: HEY DUDE!!
Me: who?, Me?.
Jace: yeah, you.
Me: what?.
Jace: thank you
Me: uhhh ( totally confused)
Jace: the thing is, I've been looking for a way to be excused on a Friday.
Me: you have?. Why?.
Jace: I've always wanted to take my girl out on a proper date.
Me: why not do it on Saturdays?? Jace: it's never possible bro. She's in the streak department. The wormies.
Me: And what makes you think Fridays are gon be perfect. We have classes
Jace: yeah I know. A period or two. Then we have the rest of the day to prepare for our rivals or go to them.
Me: (sarcastically) but you know my services are not For free right??
Jace: (laughing) you have my spot already, I consider that a fair price.
****** MATCH DAY ******
This was the day, this was my debut . This was my time to take another step on this ladder of fame.
( In SpongeBob's voice ) TWELVE MINUTES LATER....
Coach fuckface: keima, what the fuck are you doing.
I was a total disaster on the court. Infact coach was sending people out to search for Jace, I don't know why though cause Jace was definitely not gonna be allowed to play. I was the harbinger of all sorts of mistake on the court, if you calculated the number of times I was involved in "travelling", it was probably gonna be more than enough to get me a pilot license. But in all bad there were a couple of good in it. I was fouled and we were giving 2 free throws. I ended up coming out in the second quarter. But of course I couldn't be mad. I knew deep down that I had a long time to get to the level of Jace and Jensen. Full time and we won 67-31. I guess you could say we won with ease. After the match, coach lifted Jace match ban, and I was given a hectic training routine. I'm definitely gonna take them seriously.
******** LATER THAT NIGHT. ******
Remember that date Jace got banned for?. It ended in nothing but disappointment. She only told him Fridays cause she knew he was gonna be match busy. According to His story, when he got to her room to surprise her, she was doing something he had always suspected she did.
Don't take your mind too far, she was reading three books at once. Like WTF, I can't even imagine myself reading one. And believe me I'm not dumb.
But that's that.
******** THE NEXT MORNING. ********
Saturday was a free day for us, except for those at streak, they always read. Like geez, can't imagine myself being there. For Christ sake there's a saying, "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy". In the case of the streak department, it's "All work and more work". Good luck to them I say.
Wait, wait, wait... Do you remember when I said I was gonna complete a story,I think it was in the first episode. Well leaving that aside, Let's dive into it.
After I left the party, half tired, half slightly high, I met Cyndy. When I informed her I was already going to my room she was surprised and she was like: ....
Cyndy: hmm. Okay then, would you spare me a minute of your time?.
Me: just a minute?. Yeah, I guess.
Cyndy: then walk with me, there's something I want you to see.
We walked for about seven minute-ish before we got to her location. I don't recognise this place, I know I'm still new here, but I don't think much people know about this place. So Just incase this girl turns out to be a blood sucking vampire, I want the world to know that a little bit of highness and curiosity was what ended my life.
Cyndy: Looks deserted right?. You should be the seventh person to know of this place.
Me: confirms my suspicion then.
We went in and met five more people, two guys and three Hotties.
Me: uhmm, why are we here again?.
Guy one: To get wasted and know ourselves.
Me:(facing Cyndy) and that's gonna be in the one minute I gave to you ?
Cyndy: like that hasn't already been
exhausted.
Me: you do make a point. So family, where do we start??.
The other guy: now you're talking wonder kid.
Me: kid?. Bro what the hell
It was painfully obvious that he was high as fuck. He did bring a game up. You get asked a question, if you can't answer honestly you take a shot. If you answer correctly and truthfully, you get to ask the questionnaire for anything, and I mean, ANYTHING. Sounds fun. Ohh yeah, another additional rule. Questions are asked between opposite sex.
Me: so who's going first ???
Cyndy: I will.
Me: okay fire on
Cyndy: is KEIMA your real name??. It sounds made up.
Me: That's mad disrespectful. But how can I put this??. It's kinda complicated.
Cyndy: then take a shot
Me: uhhhh
Cyndy: the rule
Me: oh yeah, true.
Sheesh, that shot was nothing but hard. I felt the impact almost immediately.
Me: okay my turn. Do you think Jensen let me win on purpose??.
Cyndy: How the fuck am I supposed to know that.
Me: what can I say, karma's a bitch right (smiling)
Cyndy: (laughing) I'll get you back
guy one: we are here, you know??. It wouldn't hurt to let us in.
Cyndy: okay John, take over
John?. What kind of biblical name is that??.
John: this is for you Martha, define quantum mechanics
Martha: (bursting into laughter)
Me:( laughing my ass out) bro what the fuck.
Martha: I'm not even in the science department for Christ sake.
John: so take a shot
Me: at this point we are all gonna get drunk before things get exciting
A different girl: I know right??.
Cyndy: okay. No More questions about physics or personal stuffs(laughing).
Johh: (laughing) I apologize Martha.
Martha: don't worry, I needed that shot.
Cyndy: so keima, which girl is on your mind right now??.
Me: at first i had no one, but all these time I've spent with you is making me think different.
Cyndy: how do I even know you're being honest??.
Me: you just have to believe me.
The other dude: so What'd you want her to do.
Me: hmmmm, let's see.
John: dude, just kiss her
Me: I can?
Cyndy answered me with a deep kiss.
Me: wow. Guess honesty does pay.
And with that everyone burst into laughter. I wasn't even tryna sound funny.
The other dude: my turn now. Yo Jessie, can we be a thing???
Jessie: sadly mark, fuck no.
Me: ouch.
And with that everyone laughed hard again. What's with these guys?.
Me: look at the bright side, the rule states you can ask her for anything. So ask her to be your girlfriend
John: fuck!, that's flipping smart.
Jessie: forget about it, I'd rather take ten shots.
Me: talk about emotional damage to the core.
Cyndy:( laughing ) let him breathe dude
Me: I didn't mean it that way, I'm sorry bro.
Mark: nahhh, it's cool.
Me: your turn John.
John: fuck no. I don't wanna be the next mark.
Me:(laughing) okay I'll go then. Cyndy, are you in a relationship?.
Cyndy: I'm currently single.
Saying this, she came towards me and kissed me.
John: Wow. Women
Me: shouldn't you be taking a shot?. (laughing)
Mark: This guy cracks me up ( laughing )
Me: feels like the rule just went outta the window.
The game went on for about twenty more minutes. That is until nuisances stepped in. Four people in total, and I must add, four lousy people. Four abnormally lousy people. And they took the fun out of fun.
We had to leave, and by we I mean Cyndy and I. We went back to the party to get knocked out.
Me: Just so you know you took more than a minute.
Cyndy: like you wouldn't give if I ask again
Me: Nahh I won't.... I would give you an hour
Cyndy: you say crazy things (laughing).
Me: that's a compliment right??.
She smiled and immediately increased her pace. Chasing after her I screamed
Me: it's a compliment right??.
Back at the party
Barry: I thought you said you were high
Me: Aiming for worse
Barry: ohh, knock yourself out
Me: I plan on doing just that.
To be continued....