Alright, water friends, let's continue the fortune-telling," Lin Chen said.
He randomly selected a netizen named "Invisible Man", and after a few background operations, the connection was established.
The screen was empty on the other side. Lin Chen asked, "Shuiyou, where are you?"
"Chacha, omnipotent Daoist Lin, don't you know where I am?" A low, gloomy voice replied.
Lin Chen frowned, his tone carrying a hint of playful annoyance, like a pervert sniffing for trouble.
Meanwhile, the barrage of netizens erupted:
"This Invisible Man's voice is so annoying!"
"Pretending to be a ghost, hurry up and show yourself!"
"The Taoist priest doesn't have time to waste, and you're still playing tricks!"
"It's probably really ugly; I don't dare to look!"
The Invisible Man's patience snapped. "You netizens know nothing! I'm right in front of your screen!"
After saying this, he lifted a glass of water and drank it.
Netizens stared in disbelief as a cup seemed to fly out of nowhere, tilt, and vanish—the water inside disappearing.
"Oh my God, this thing is actually invisible!"
"Shouldn't that be magic?"
"When the Taoist priest is on fire, all kinds of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods show up just to get attention!"
Lin Chen focused his spiritual power into his eyes, activating his vision. On the screen, a white-haired, black-haired man stared proudly at the camera.
"Damn, glowing eyes… aren't you wearing clothes?!" Lin Chen muttered.
The netizens went wild:
"The priest's eyes are glowing!"
"So handsome already, and still glowing—how is a man supposed to live with this?"
"I've imagined the scene where his eyes glow with excitement."
"Upstairs, the Taoist priest is probably not this excited when he sees you."
"Master, I like you more and more! I'll be waiting for you in the treehouse," Poison Ivy tweeted.
"Finally revealing your true power, Chief Lin," King Ada typed.
"King Ada, you stalk the Invisible Man every day instead of catching him. Isn't that selfish?" Polaris teased.
"You're a fugitive, you don't get to speak," King Ada quickly shot back.
Jill, watching, said with a smile, "The police said your eyes are shining—you're quite handsome."
Lin Chen looked up at her and coughed violently.
"Ferocious… too ferocious!"
Jill felt an uneasy sensation, as if someone was watching. "Look at me… your eyes are so evil!"
Lin Chen turned to the screen, activating the Water Mirror Phase Human Technique, muttering, "So he really is invisible… but is he a bounty killer here to assassinate me? The black-robed picket team?"
He smiled. "Why are you so shady, water friend?"
The Invisible Man replied grimly, "Do your own math, Daoist. Are you going to die today?"
Lin Chen waved dismissively. "Don't worry about that. But often squatting in the women's bathroom naked—don't you think that's dirty?"
The Invisible Man froze. "How do you… know that?"
He hurriedly denied, "I'm upright and honest! I've never done such things!"
Lin Chen shook his head. "A person living naked in darkness every day… upright and honest, huh?"
The Invisible Man couldn't respond. "Lin Daochang, I'm looking forward to meeting you!" And with that, he cut the connection.
Netizens panicked:
"Master, this guy is weird."
"I feel like he's here to provoke… is he a killer?"
"Daoist, can't you cure him?"
"Pour lime on him! What kind of ghost can resist that?"
"Smear chili noodles on his eyes!"
"His invisibility is probably just visual. If he uses infrared, he won't hide." Nini suggested.
"Phosphor powder should work," said the black bat.
Lin Chen smiled. "Water friends, you're all clever. Lime, chili noodles, and concentrated sulfuric acid—why not?"
"Stinky Taoist priest, you're dead! I still want to go to Gotham and play," said the superkill girl.
"Concentrated sulfuric acid might be a bit extreme," Wonder Woman remarked, watching every move.
Lin Chen put a hand to his forehead. "Aunt Paradise Island, if you like me, just say it. No need to attract my attention. Your figure is still good—I don't care about your age, I can still handle it."
"Bah! Boy, I really want to blow you up!" Wonder Woman erupted again.
The Invisible Man read the barrage and shivered. "So many tricks… these netizens are too cunning."
He picked up the phone. "Hey, locomotive, interested in a contract? Three million USD… half up front!"
Lin Chen continued his live broadcast, helping a middle-aged man uncover his Aquaman wife's secrets. Finally, he ended the session for the day.
Jill worriedly said, "Lin, don't go wandering around alone. That Invisible Man is really strange."
Lin Chen approached her. Their sides drew close. Jill backed away nervously. "What do you want?!"
Lin Chen smiled. "I don't know how to repay your concern… so I'll…"
He pinned her against the wall in a wall bang.
Jill's heart thumped. "This is the police station… you're doing something stupid!"
Lin Chen leaned close. Jill punched weaker and weaker, finally breaking free, her face red.
"You bastard!" she shouted.
Lin Chen grinned. "I'm happy, Jill. You can go to work at ease, I'll be fine."
She grabbed him again. "Police!"
Lin Chen licked his lips. "So you're such a young lady… fine, let's continue."
Jill gave him a stern look. "I just wanted to ask about Kane. What do you think happened to him?"
Lin Chen shook his head. "Fortune-telling for that guy? Impossible. It has nothing to do with me. I'm leaving."
"Okay… take care. I'll find you after work. I checked the Invisible Man—he's a member of a killer organization. Zero failure rate!"
Lin Chen pinched Jill's chin. "Still my Jie'er, always worrying about me."
He left the office, greeting everyone with a roar as he went out. Jill followed, intending to report to Gordon.
A detective gasped. "Jill, why are your lips swollen?!"
Jill touched them, scolding Lin Chen silently, calmly saying, "I just bumped into something… my lips were hurt."
"Oh…" the detective looked puzzled.
Lin Chen suddenly turned and said loudly, "Jill, sorry! I used too much force and hurt your lips!"
Seeing everyone watching, he pointed to her lipstick-stained lips. "Everyone, understand… the police asked."
"Whoa…!""Sky!""My goddess!""My God!"
The hall erupted into chaos, with emotions of envy, jealousy, pity, anger, and admiration spilling out everywhere.
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