Everyone around gave him sympathetic looks, and people advised, "Don't give up, go see a doctor, don't give up on treatment."
"Yeah, maybe it can be cured."
Deadpool exploded. "Damn it, I'll kill you!"
"Ouch!" He suddenly drew his long knife and accidentally cut himself...
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Deadpool had drawn his knife so many times, and this was the first time he'd cut himself.
Harley Quinn, seeing the Misfortune Talisman on Deadpool, covered her mouth and snickered.
"You might still be saved, don't hurt yourself," Lin Chen tossed him a Mystical Purification Technique.
Deadpool felt a cool sensation. He took off his glove and found that his moon crater-like skin seemed to have improved, with fewer craters.
He said excitedly, "Taoist, can you cure me?"
Lin Chen told the truth, "Not yet. At most, I can improve your skin, but after a while, the self-healing factor will restore you to what it considers the perfect state."
"Thud!"
Deadpool just straight up dropped to his knees!
Lin Chen was speechless, "What are you doing?!"
"Taoist, you don't know how much I suffer. I don't dare to face Vanessa, afraid she'll be disgusted with me. I can only look at her photos every day, um, you know."
"I wear a mask every day, this damn self-healing factor, I can't even kill myself!"
Deadpool kept talking, making Lin Chen's head spin.
"Holy crap, can you just stop for a second!" Lin Chen couldn't take it anymore. Thinking about having to spend another dozen hours with Deadpool made him want to die.
Lin Chen had used the Mystical Purification Technique on Deadpool ten times in a row, nearly exhausting himself.
"Alright, you can scram now, go see your Vanessa! This should hold you for a month or so!"
Deadpool pulled down his mask and saw that his skin had improved a lot. Although it wasn't his peak condition, at least he looked normal.
He grabbed Lin Chen's leg, tears and snot streaming down his face. "Daoist, please take me as your underling!"
Lin Chen kicked him away. "Get lost! Get off the plane first."
Deadpool got up, then promptly fell back down.
Lin Chen reminded him, "Take that talisman off your waist."
Deadpool curiously picked it up, examining the talisman. "Master, what's this thing?"
"A Misfortune Talisman. It'll bring you nothing but bad luck."
"Someone actually draws this kind of thing? What a jerk!" Deadpool exclaimed, then immediately slapped himself. "Heh heh, of course, it's perfect for dealing with bad guys."
Everyone's thoughts coalesced into a single word: Jerk!
Lin Chen shook his head. Of course, it's Little Deadpool!
"Get lost!"
Deadpool happily hopped off the plane and went to reunite with Vanessa.
"Phew, he's finally gone. My head is spinning from him," Harley Quinn rubbed her temples.
"Haha, one's gone, we get to split more of the bounty now," a sweet and somewhat magnetic voice said.
Lin Chen looked in the direction of the voice. A purple-haired girl in a purple combat suit and a black eye mask, with a upturned mouth, looked exceptionally cute. She was looking at him with playful eyes.
"Isn't this Hit-Girl? The one next to her, Nicholas, is her Big Daddy..." Lin Chen didn't expect to run into this father-daughter duo.
"What are you staring at? Never seen such a cute girl before?" Hit-Girl stuck her tongue out at him.
Lin Chen shook his head, "Little girl, watch your diet. In a few years, you'll be a chubby girl."
"What the heck?! I'm naturally beautiful, and you're saying I'll be a chubby girl?!" Hit-Girl was enraged.
She jumped up from her seat and kicked towards Lin Chen.
Lin Chen sidestepped to dodge, grabbing the back of her neck, "Little girls shouldn't kick people at the slightest disagreement. That's not good."
Big Daddy said, "Lin, don't hold a grudge against a child."
Lin Chen tossed Hit-Girl back into her seat. "Although reality is cruel, you have to accept it. Think about how much cream cake and other high-calorie foods you eat, and how the people in your grandma's family are also fat. It's genetics and eating habits..."
Hit-Girl thought seriously for a moment, then suddenly burst into tears, her eyes streaming. "Waaah, bad Taoist! I hope terrorists wipe you out! Big Daddy, I'm never eating ice cream again!"
Big Daddy...
Harley Quinn hit Lin Chen. "You're so bad, Taoist! She's still a child!"
Lin Chen put his arm around her waist and whispered, "I can be even worse. Do you want to try?"
"Actually, I'm a little excited..." Harley replied in a mosquito-like voice.
"What?" Lin Chen didn't hear.
"It's nothing, Daoist, look quickly, that green-haired girl in the back is so beautiful." Harley tried to divert attention.
"Green hair? How tragic must her past be, how many legs has she split?" Lin Chen muttered.
He looked back and saw a woman with green hair and emerald green eyes, both alluring and captivating.
Her features were particularly exquisite, her makeup defined by strong lines, giving her a sense of high-class elegance. She possessed a commanding presence, both handsome and charming, sometimes fiercely aggressive, sometimes stunningly beautiful.
"Isn't this Miss Polaris, Old Man Magneto's own daughter?" Lin Chen thought to himself.
He extended his hand, "Miss Lorna, my name is Lin Chen, it's nice to meet you."
Polaris looked at the very handsome Eastern man in front of her and was stunned. "How do you know my name?"
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