"I have…"
"I don't know what that liquid was, but the smell was… shameful…"
"This is the most humiliating thing I've ever done."
Under the relentless questions from the girls, Xiao Wu had no choice but to spill everything—the whole vivid, embarrassing scene.
The descriptions alone were enough to make faces flush and ears burn.
And when it came to the indescribable parts, Xiao Wu didn't just rely on words—she went so far as to use gestures, twisting her delicate body to demonstrate. With that, the atmosphere around them heated up unbearably.
Some women listened with envy. Some with worry. Others sat calm on the surface but couldn't stop their fingers from itching.
Take Qian Renxue. She thought to herself, This little girl is way too innocent. She doesn't even understand the basics of men and women. I've done far bolder things with my royal brother compared to you. I just won't admit it out loud~
And then there was Bibi Dong. Her expression was light, aloof even, but deep in her heart, she simmered with jealousy toward Xiao Wu.
If I were still a teenage girl, she mused, I could sneak into Little Bei's bed as well. Maybe even roll around happily with him like that girl does… But as the Pope, I have an image to uphold. I can't act recklessly.
So she restrained herself. But then her gaze fell onto Su Bei. She stared carefully at his handsome face, his youthful physique, and found herself thinking, Even though he hasn't fully matured yet… it won't be long. He'll soon grow into something extraordinary. If I wait too long, his growth might surpass what I can control.
Her decision was quiet but firm. It's time to act. Opportunity doesn't wait forever.
Each woman had their own schemes turning in their hearts. Meanwhile, Su Bei himself was being forcefully restrained by Dugu Yan and Hu Liena to keep him from covering Xiao Wu's mouth.
The two girls pressed tightly against him, their soft chests squishing against his arms, as if they wouldn't let him escape no matter what.
Su Bei was already trembling, his thoughts a storm.
This isn't Xiao Wu's shame—it's mine! Mine! How am I supposed to survive this!?
And to make matters worse, Dugu Yan's slim waist coiled against his arm like a snake, pliant yet dangerously tempting. Where she was supposed to be soft, she was impossibly soft. Where she should be slim, she was impossibly slim. The sensation triggered a fiery impulse in Su Bei's heart, an urge to pull her closer, to—
He quickly shook his head. No! Calm down!
Come on… isn't this normal? Which man hasn't been caught in something awkward like this? It's not a crime! And everyone here is on my side, aren't they? Stop being such a coward, Su Bei! A true Sea King shouldn't be embarrassed over trivial things like this.
He warned himself over and over. Besides… sooner or later, every single one of them will end up doing even more shameful, unspeakable things with me. What Xiao Wu describes now is nothing compared to what's bound to happen later.
As he reminded himself, his tension eased. His breathing slowed, and when he opened his eyes again, he felt calmer than before.
"Laugh, go ahead and laugh," he muttered, glaring at their amused expressions. "You'll be the ones crying later."
But instead of feeling threatened, the girls only thought he looked more adorable, his value in their eyes rising even higher.
Xiao Wu cheered suddenly. "Alright! I'm done. Next round, let's go!"
"You don't get to leave tonight," Hu Liena announced with a mischievous grin. "We're dragging every embarrassing story out of each of you!"
Su Bei stared at the group of scheming women. On the surface, he put on a fierce expression, but in their eyes, it only made him appear even cuter.
It was already decided—no one was leaving until dawn.
Xiao Wu quickly reached for the cup and dice, eager to try the game herself. She had been watching Su Bei play earlier and tried mimicking his every move.
Her first throw? A mess.
Second throw? Still a failure.
It wasn't until her third attempt that she managed to rattle the dice cup correctly.
"Seventeen points!" Xiao Wu beamed proudly, then glanced nervously at Bibi Dong. Her smile froze. "It's… it's you. It landed on you."
Facing Bibi Dong, Xiao Wu shrank instantly as if her courage had been snuffed out. She didn't know why, but deep down, she harbored fear of the Pope.
The tray pointer ticked until it finally stopped, pointing directly at Bibi Dong.
Su Bei chuckled and patted Xiao Wu's trembling hand. "Teacher, congratulations. Only one in seven—your luck is impressive. Sepuluosi~"
"Sepu… what?" Bibi Dong blinked, unfamiliar with his nonsense slang.
Su Bei explained with a smirk. "It means—surprise, surprise."
Bibi Dong frowned at the board: truth, dare, fortune—all possibilities swirled before her. None of them looked particularly fun to her dignified self.
"You can't use soul power to interfere," one of the girls reminded her.
Bibi Dong's mind raced. Soul power is forbidden… but nobody said anything about Martial Souls…
And just like that, inspiration struck. The Pope would not be caught so easily.
"I'll start then," she said, pressing her alluring finger against the roulette plate. At her fingertip, a barely noticeable drop of sticky silk—her Martial Spirit's spider thread—extended soundlessly.
She spun it. The roulette whirled at an incredible speed, faster than Xiao Wu's attempt earlier.
"Teacher, why so forceful? So naughty?" Su Bei teased, watching the plate spin violently. "Now we'll be stuck staring at it for ages…"
But nobody noticed the thin translucent thread Bibi Dong subtly tugged at with her finger. Not even Tang San's Purple Demon Eye might have caught the trick.
When the roulette began to slow abruptly, Su Bei's jaw dropped.
"Wait a second… Did the system forget the lubricant? How'd it stop spinning so quickly? What kind of cheap knockoff equipment is this!?"
The girls were puzzled too, but Bibi Dong simply touched her ear as if nothing happened, her fingers working her spider silk invisibly. The wheel slowed, slowed… and landed.
Hu Liena looked horrified. "Ah! Big Adventure… inverted belly dance!"
For a second, every single person froze.
The Pope of the Wuhun Hall. The woman who struck fear into the two great empires. The one who could cover the skies with one hand… would have to perform an upside-down belly dance.
If this spread, it would rock the continent!
Even Liu Erlong laughed, clearly excited at the thought. To see Bibi Dong humiliated like this… that alone makes this game worth it!
But instead of being flustered, Bibi Dong calmly whispered to Hu Liena, "You're too immature, Nana. Wait for it."
Indeed, the pointer crept further… just barely escaping the red zone of "Upside-down belly dance."
Liu Erlong almost coughed up blood. Damn it, stop, stop there! Do you know how much I craved seeing that?!
But the roulette finally stopped elsewhere.
The new red dared gleamed with its line of punishment: "Randomly assign any two people to spend an hour alone together in a closed room and perform a hot dance."
Dead silence followed.
Then, every woman's eyes lit at once.
So many women… yet only one chance to spend a full hour alone with Su Bei.
Hu Liena immediately clutched at Bibi Dong's robes. "Teacher, let me! I'll go with Bei-ge for an hour. Please, I'm begging you!"
Even Qian Renxue, normally cold, hesitated before biting her lip. "Sister… let me… I want to try…"
(Why did Bibi Dong make her call her 'sister,' not mother? Nobody knew.)
Dugu Yan and Zhu Zhuqing also straightened, their eyes shining. "An hour… it's finally our chance…!"
Xiao Wu puffed her cheeks and muttered boldly, "Why not me again? I'll just take Brother Su Bei to bed, and we'll come back after."
"You already hog him every day," Liu Erlong scolded. "Give others a turn, girl. It doesn't have to be Su Bei either—why not pair two girls together?"
She smirked, trying to shift the odds away from her rival.
But Bibi Dong calmly rose to her feet. Standing tall, her long jade legs revealed beneath her flowing robes, she turned toward Su Bei. With a casual wave, she said, "Xiaobei, come with me."
Without waiting for objections, she opened a side door to a small room of twenty square meters.
She announced lightly to the stunned women, "The rules said any two people. I choose myself. I'll be with Xiaobei for the hour. You girls continue."
The rest froze, then groaned in dismay.
They had forgotten—Bibi Dong could simply assign herself.
Liu Erlong clenched her teeth, utterly sour. Damn her. That vixen Pope always wins!
And with that, Bibi Dong and Su Bei disappeared behind the door.
What would happen inside—remained a mystery none of them could bear to stop imagining.
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