"Dear viewers behind the screen, how are you? I'm your host Gordon Sterling. From the moment I was born a nationally certified Gordon, Sh-u-ai G-e, truly one of a kind. If you can find over 14 people in the vast land of China with the surname Gordon, then this Gordon owes you an apology for claiming to be one in a billion!"
"Did you see today's livestream theme? 'My Sister, That Thing'."
"Do you have any sisters?"
"No?"
"I envy your luck."
"You ask me why I'm lucky?"
"If you're like me and have a sister, your life might just be ruined by a heap of trouble!"
"You ask if my sister is a shopaholic?"
"No, no, it's not that kind of trouble; she's the glutton-type plus scatterbrained plus fool-kind of trouble."
"What? 'Goods' and 'Glutton' are the same kind of trouble?"
"Okay, okay, I see you all passed elementary school, but that's not the point, alright!"
