[Alright, as usual, let's get the disclaimer out of the way first~]
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The chibi Yuzu chirped cheerfully.
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[This list isn't about combat power, status, or anything else. The order just represents the sequence—please don't read too much into it!]
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As her voice faded, the scene shifted once more.
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[No.1]
[Phanes]
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The character art unfolded.
Text swiftly appeared below it.
[Phanes: The First Throne of Teyvat, the Heavenly Principle, one of the Miss's harem wives.]
One could see a woman with long, silver-white hair.
Her locks were so lengthy they cascaded down to the ground.
Small, pale feet peeked out from beneath a gown adorned with what seemed like scattered stars.
She sat with immense dignity upon a cloud high in the sky.
Gazing down upon all creation.
"She's so beautiful… Step on me, big sister!"
"Wait. Why does she look so familiar?"
"Isn't that just the Young Lady?"
The more everyone looked, the more something felt off.
The First Throne, you know?
The Heavenly Principle?
Sounds incredibly impressive!
But why does she have the Young Lady's face?!
"Got it. It's like Kiana, right? Another version of Young Lady!"
"Young Lady is still Young Lady, no discrimination whatsoever. She starts right off with someone huge."
"Ehehe… The Young Lady all grown up is so pretty too!"
It was worth noting that this list seemed more concise than the last one, but the screen time for each character was slightly longer.
Plenty of time to appreciate them.
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[No.2]
[Asmoday]
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[Asmoday: Sustainer of the Heavenly Principles, God of the Sky, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
"Holy moly! Another Young Lady face!"
Carole slapped her thigh, holding up her video call with Hua.
"Hey, hey, Hua, tell me… is the Young Lady really narcissistic or something?"
"Seems like she really loves her own face, huh~"
"I don't know," Hua mumbled.
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[No.3]
[Raiden Makoto]
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[Makoto: Also known as the demon god Baal, First Raiden Shogun, God of Lightning, one of the Seven, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
In the artwork, a woman gentle as cherry blossoms stood before the Sacred Sakura, holding a red paper umbrella.
"Mei, she looks like you…" Kevin stared blankly at the sky.
"…" A muscle twitched near Mei's mouth.
Like many others, she was more focused on the information provided.
One of the Seven? Demon god? Quite interesting…
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[No.4]
[Raiden Ei]
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[Ei: Also known as the demon god Beelzebul, Second Raiden Shogun, God of Lightning, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
A woman who looked strikingly similar to Makoto appeared on screen.
Clearly sisters.
Unlike her elder sister's gentle aura, she held a naginata, surrounded by flashing lightning and thunder.
She looked every bit a general.
"Mei!"
Kevin's mouth opened, then he said very seriously to Mei, "Let's stay away from the Young Lady from now on."
She's definitely got designs on you!
"…" Miss Mei facepalmed and sighed.
Now your brain decides to work quickly?
Meanwhile, the screen continued.
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[No.5]
[Buer]
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It was a goddess, like an elf strolling through the forest.
Her hair shifted in color from white to emerald green.
Her features were soft and graceful.
The plants and animals around her seemed to regard her with deep affection. The atmosphere was incredibly warm.
[Buer: Irminsul's incarnation, God of Wisdom, First Dendro Archon, God of Grass, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
"She's absolutely a woman who could be my mom!"
"Mom!"
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[No.6]
[Egeria]
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[Egeria: Heart of the Primordial Sea, First Hydro Archon, God of Water, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
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[No.7]
[Mavuika]
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[Mavuika: Pyro Archon of Natlan, God of War, one of the Seven, the Young Lady's harem wife.]
Then.
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[No.8]
[Barnabas]
(T/N: Tsaritsa's goetic name isn't revealed yet or her name so this is the theorized name)
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[Barnabas: Cryo Archon of Snezhnaya, Tsaritsa, one of the Seven, the Young Lady's harem wife.]
"The Seven…"
"Five of them have appeared already…"
Many people eagerly took notes.
Others seemed lost in thought.
"Lightning, Grass, Water, Ice, Fire… Wind clearly shouldn't be one…"
The seven elements?
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[No.9]
[Jean]
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[Jean: Affiliated with Mondstadt, Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius, one of the Four Winds, daughter of the Gunnhildr Clan, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
She was a female knight, reminiscent of a dandelion.
Resolute and dignified.
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[No.10]
[Lisa]
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[Lisa: Affiliated with Mondstadt, honors graduate of the Sumeru Academia, Librarian of the Knights of Favonius, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
A charming older sister wearing a purple witch's hat.
Chestnut-colored wavy hair, and an incredible figure.
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[No.11]
[Amber]
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[Amber: Affiliated with Mondstadt, Outrider for the Knights of Favonius, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
An adorable girl wearing a red rabbit headband, who looked very earnest.
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[No.12]
[Eula]
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[Eula: Affiliated with Mondstadt, Captain of the Knights of Favonius Reconnaissance Company, member of the Lawrence Clan, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
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[No.13]
[Rosaria]
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[Rosaria: Affiliated with Mondstadt, Sister of the Church of Favonius, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
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[No.14]
[Mona]
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[Mona: Currently residing in Mondstadt, prodigious astrologist, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
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[No.15]
[Fischl]
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[Fischl: Affiliated with Mondstadt, slightly chuunibyou adventurer, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
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One after another after another after another…
Just how many was that?
"I'm numb…"
"And this is just Mondstadt!"
Everyone should have realized it by now.
Wherever the Young Lady goes, she leaves no beauty behind—almost none can escape her grasp.
Is this some kind of land-clearing operation?!
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[No.16]
[Sucrose]
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[Sucrose: Affiliated with Mondstadt, alchemist, one of the Young Lady's harem wives.]
One could see all sorts of beauties making their appearance, each with their own unique temperament and charm.
It was like comparing orchids to chrysanthemums—impossible to decide which was superior.
At first, everyone could still chat, laugh, and pretend to offer commentary. Now? Forget it. They just stared blankly at the sky, mouths agape—what even was there left to say?
They couldn't even muster a 'holy crap'.
They could only watch, minds completely empty.
"I feel like I can't even tell what's beautiful anymore."
"Face blindness, I've really got face blindness now…"
Someone wailed.
However, the screen continued on.
The chibi VTuber in the lower right corner also used her own words to explain the situation in Mondstadt to everyone.
This gave everyone a solid, basic understanding of Mondstadt, and even the general background of Teyvat.
Many of their earlier guesses were confirmed.
It was genuinely quite exciting!
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