'What kind of age restriction is this for a hypnosis app?! Fucking ridiculous!'
Annoyed, I went through the adult verification using my phone number and even entered my address.
➢ [Wow! This is insane! Unbelievably, within 30 seconds, my mind flipped upside down, and my vision got worse. Y'all gotta download this!]
➢ [Thanks to this, I was able to hypnotize the school bullies who kept picking on me! Now I rule the place!]
➢ [I thought it wouldn't work, but I tried it on the jerk who kept harassing me, now he's my personal toilet!]
➢ [I hypnotized Noona, who boasted about being a black belt in Taekwondo, and massaged her upper and lower body as much as I pleased.]
.....10%..... 37%..... 69%..... 83%..... 92%..... 100%
Once the installation was complete, a bizarre eyeball-shaped app icon appeared on my home screen.
Like every generic hypnosis app, swirling vortex patterns expanded and contracted in a loop.
I'd been feeling kinda spacey all day yesterday, and now it was happening again today.