Okay ,this part is just simply a heads up and will greatly determine whether or not you might actually need to read this diary.
Ooooh come on now! Stop blushing! Yes I see you. It's nothing to personal okay? If it was do you really thing I'd post it for you to see. Don't be shy, we're in this together, ok? Good.
First of, the purpose of this diary is to RANT (I hope the English is making sense). It may not always be a rant sha but there'd be a lot of complaining, comparing, gossip and yada yada yada. I may use ten pages to discuss one small petty stupid matter and then use one word to explain something important. Me self eeh, chai!
There might be... No! There will be times you'll read this book and you'll feel like slapping me, killing me or maybe even giving up all hope of me ever coming back to my senses. Other times you'll be so happy, proud or even in the mood to reward me with a hundred million naira (plz do that if you can). Just be ready for a roller coaster of emotions that are coming your way(and not mine😊).
You might notice...we'll of course you are brilliant enough to have already noticed that there are a lot of wrong spellings, bad...no disastrous English that can kill, confusing or shortened grammar and weird jokes😑. I beg in the name of the only God I serve and the names of whatever god you acknowledge, please and please leave am for me ya. I'm not a graduate yet so you can still hold my English teacher accountable. If the Lord has laid it your heart to kill him, here's his name and address:
Name: Haha English Teacher of Miserable High School
Address: I'm only joking avenue,
You get it right estate,
Port Harcourt,
Nigeria.
And that ladies and gentlemen of webnovel is an example of the weird jokes roaming in my brain. Hahaha, right? Ehen, back to business. Well it more like pleasure if you really think about it because this is an avenue for my ranting which is really pleasing to me and is such a great relief so yh, back to pleasure😅😆🥴😏.
So yeah, I was trying to explain why you should murder my English teacher for my faults. Well I'm a person with high insecurities. Where were we, right! If you notice any errors while reading, be a good editor like the English teacher that you are and correct the 'English' in your f*cling brain! Cuz I'm no going to stress myself over a book that isn't going to define my future okay? Don't be angry ok? I no like wahala with people and anger makes me do crazy things. I have luck that I don't have access to drugs or alcohol or else...😑. I'll just keep smoking my vitamin c.
What else again? Ehen, there's gonna be a lot of boring moments, straightforward crap and many days (or years🙃) of writer's block cuz I'm still a student (a very busy one even with how boring my life is) so don't get your hopes high and put expectations on me, I go fail you well well.
Lastly, this diary is set in Port Harcourt, Nigerian, Africa. Everyone one written in my diary is black so as your imaging how I look like just know I'm black. Some people may have lighter skin colours but they are all still black. I wrote this to test the waters of the webnovel community concerning black people so come forward with you racist comments and come receive my harsh bad mouthing cuz nobody is ever going to make me feel less about my face, even you! My dear friend, go do your research on the setting of this diary cuz I don't have the strength to do it for you┐( ˘_˘)┌.
Believe me, I have much more to say here but I think it's best I just start the diary now(◍•ᴗ•◍).