"Life is so shitty, everyone has someone to rely on, but I'm here left alone with a $30,000 debt, and a sister who wants nothing to do with me"
A man says standing over the edge of the bridge——"I guess if I kill myself here, everyone will finally acknowledge me, you obviously can't ignore a dead body"
He says staring down at the busy and bustling traffic——"Goodnight and Goodbye world"
"Since you have no use for your life, why don't you give it to me" a mysterious woman in a trench coat tells him as he's about to jump
"Who the hell are you supposed to be?." He says confused as to where she came from
"Does it matter really, I want to give your life purpose." The woman says approaching him
"Stay away from me." He says scared, loosing his footing on the bridge and falling down
"I guess that's it huh, my last memory being with a woman in an oversized trench coat
"Fitting end for a loser like me." He says falling to his death.
But all of a sudden time stops, and he's paused in place seconds from hitting the ground
"Didn't I tell you, I want to give your life purpose?." She says appearing infront of him.
"You'll be my lustrous warrior, a war is about to happen, a very big one, involving powerful women , I'll need you to defeat them."
She says bending down towards his face area…."what's she doing?." He says confused as to what's going on.
She then kisses him passionately, exchanging saliva with him——-"wha-, what the hell." He says flustered .
"With that kiss you're bound to me, and I have blessed you with the Ultimate rape system, you're the key to saving this world." She says
"Whattttt!!!!!!." He shouts confused to what just happen.
"And that's how Dazai fujimoto's life changed forever."