"…Humans are truly remarkable. They create so many things."
[Vehicles at Work]
[The Great Directory of Architecture]
[The Illustrated Guide to Transport]
"—I wanted the children of old to... to learn of these things. To see what humanity is capable of."
"Mother is sinking into her gloom again, I see..."
"…This time, I will not let the mistake repeat. …If all they can learn is how to fail, then perhaps it is better if—"
"Mother! Look at this, I beg of you!"
"—?"
"A gazelle!"
[Summoning: A Tiny Gazelle]
"—..."
"…I-I happen to think it is quite cute!"
"—Yes. Thank you. …Ereshkigal, you have grown into such a hardworking, gentle girl."
"O-Oh, stop..."
"The Underworld thrives because of you. …Have confidence. Your diligence is my greatest pride."
"MOTHER~~!!"
"—Ishtar, on the other hand, has grown up to be quite selfish... Though she is spirited and a good girl in her own way... Aaaaaa…"
Interlude: The Daily Treasure
The King of Unstoppable Good Spirits: Renovation Edition
"And then, get this! Back when she was nameless and as bland as unseasoned broth, she was remarkably bold! She actually presented herself unarmed before the rebels! Her trust in me may be unshakeable, but there is such a thing as being too fearless! Naturally, I navigated the situation with my signature charisma and silver tongue."
"Fufu. I see... It sounds like it was quite the chaotic journey."
In the King's private quarters, a peaceful and lively time was being shared between Enkidu, Fou, Ea, and the King. At this moment, the King was in high spirits, recounting the tales of Ea's adventures from back when she was nameless, sharing them with his dearest friend.
(Back then, Ea's retorts were absolutely razor-sharp! Calling him an 'empty check' or an 'imaginary friend'... Oh, remember when you used Gil's own words to tease him?)
" And the end of that unfulfilled dream turned out to be Saber Lily, didn't it, Ea? "
—Uwaaa! Aughhh!
Ea turned bright red, burying her face in the bed and kicking her legs frantically. Fou laughed. The Hero King took a proud sip of his wine.
"The next tale of Okeanos—how I unveiled Marduk and devised my 'Anti-Personnel Entertainment'—is the perfect accompaniment for this wine! Jason, the world's finest clown, and the absolute trampling of a Demon Pillar! Fuhahahahahaha!! The well of stories never runs dry! No matter how many times I revisit them, they are a thrill! The gorgeous epic woven by myself and Ea is the most extravagant entertainment in this world!!"
"It is. I can tell just by looking at you. —...I'm truly glad."
Sitting on the edge of the bed, Enkidu reached out and gently stroked Ea's head while she continued to kick her legs. The Uruk group enjoyed their leisurely holiday.
With his friend from life, the treasure he found in his second life, and the Beast, there was no room left for the King to suffer from boredom. His pride was no longer mere arrogance; it was a confidence rooted in absolute certainty.
"I feel magnificent! I finally understand how the Sun King feels! I no longer have any enemies! Victory is mine! I am invincible on every front!"
"Easy now, don't go setting flags. You're the kind of person who falls into pit traps more spectacularly than anyone else."
"Hahaha! Such stinging words! It reminds me of Ea when she was still nameless!"
—Auuu! Uuuu!
(I shall comfort Ea. I shall heal the blushing Ea with the power of gentleness...)
—Fouuu! Gil, please watch what you say so you don't end up with some karmic retribution later!
Ea rolled around, hugging Fou tight. Seeing this, Enkidu smiled elegantly, and the Hero King laughed merrily, his wine flowing as freely as his stories.
Their moment of post-life fulfillment was interrupted by a knock at the door.
"Hero King. The renovation plans have been finalized."
At the sound of the King of Knights' voice, Gilgamesh immediately suppressed his laughter and stood up. Ea activated her spirit and moved to his side.
—Let's go, King.
" Indeed. It is time for the King's delightful renovation hour. "
Enkidu leaned his cheek on his hand, watching with an amused glint in his eyes as the Hero King and Ea headed out as if going to battle.
"Fufu. So you're a Tyrant-style King, but also a Wise-style King? I didn't know you could handle tools so delicately."
(W-Wait, no—watch the stomach, watch the stomach!)
"Fuhahaha! My current self is one-of-a-kind! A 'one-off,' as you might put it! Primarily because I possess two souls in one body!"
—Class: Gorgeous is not just for show!
Ea puffed out her chest as the King spoke jovially, both of them ignoring Enkidu as he teased Fou.
"I suppose so. An Extra Class would be right up your alley. —Have a safe trip. I have a few things I'd like to build for myself, anyway."
Enkidu waved gracefully, idly juggling Fou with one hand.
(Waaaaaah—)
—Enkidu-san. Please look after my best friend.
"Leave it to me. Now then, Fou-kun. Show me your speed."
(I am not a track runner! Good luck, Ea!)
—Got it!
"Well then, shall we proceed to the highlights?!"
And so, the Grand Renovation of the King of High Spirits began!
Renovation Highlights: The New Chaldea
Sanzang: The Sutra Recitation Room
"Thank you! This is exactly what I needed! To get closer to the Buddha, one must practice every day! No progress, no enlightenment! Zenya, Zenya!"
"You certainly are diligent. Don't overdo it and collapse."
"Thank you! You're so kind to worry about me!"
"Hmph. Without this 'external soul' of mine, my default state is one of ruthlessness and cruelty, you know?"
"Liar! —By the way, what's that 'Napi-Napishtim's Fang' place like!?"
"If you ever find yourself in total despair of all living beings, feel free to visit."
"Eep—!"
—Should I put up a 'Keep Out' barrier...?
Tawara Touta: The Anytime Emergency Dining Table
"Suddenly, I'm starving! I need a snack! To answer everyone's cravings, here is the 'Instant Dining Room'! Sorry about the trouble, and thank you! Now even I can be a 'Eat-Drink-Sleepy-head'!"
"In terms of sustenance, you are peerless. Very well, I shall deign to pay a visit myself."
"Hahaha! When you do, I'll make sure you eat your fill! When it comes to a delicious meal, there's no King or commoner, no high or low!"
—This... is the true form of equality...
Moses: Hammock in the Great Tree / Meadow on the Hill
"Thank you. To be honest, I don't have many desires. As long as there's sky, sea, and land to roll around on, I'm happy."
"Model behavior for a Saint... but hasn't your fist grown dull?"
"Hahaha, if it's dull, that just means my training was insufficient. It's the opposite: 'No matter how old the body, the fist remains young.' If you can't reach that state, you shouldn't be pursuing the fist at all. At least, that's my take."
—What is a Saint even...? And Moses-san, your vibe really is quite similar to Enkidu-san's...
"Ramesses asked me why I didn't build a temple, but really? 'One who is not a god must not be enshrined in a temple.' I'd rather not get struck by divine lightning. Anyway, thanks. I'll be spending my time peacefully... call me if anything happens."
"Hmph. I shall look forward to seeing the pinnacle of your fist."
Cleopatra: Fitness Club 'Uraeus' + Accounting Support
"Thank you! Now my talents can be displayed without restraint! Make this Chaldea into an organization so grand it wouldn't be out of place in deep space!"
"—I won't say what, but you certainly have a certain foresight, don't you?"
"? ...And, on my pride—I shall restore Lord Caesar to his former beautiful self! I-I mean, he's still... beautiful now, in his own way, but!"
"Next."
Hassan of Serenity: The Master's Ceiling
"Thank you. With this, I can be with Master..."
"I've given it the form of a room, but... are you sure this is what you want?"
"Yes—because if I am here—"
In an instant, a 'blade' thrust down from the ceiling, attempting to pierce Serenity. She dodged it with a graceful, dance-like movement.
"—I can be by Master's side and receive training from Lady Raikou at the same time..."
"—I'll have the ceiling materials custom-ordered. Try not to overdo it..."
—Assassin love is terrifying.
Hassan of the Hundred Personas: The Hassan Apartments
"A private room for each of us...?! You are quite generous!"
"Naturally. ...What happened to that 'Torture' personality?"
"Left her with the child Servants. ...Also, she told me to give this to you."
[A Yellow Flower]
"—Hmph. She certainly knows how to be thoughtful."
—That's wonderful, Gil!
" At the very least, it is not bad. —Next! "
Bedivere: Luxury Resort Suite + Bento Shop
"S-Such a magnificent room for me...?"
"The King of Knights was quite insistent. She said, 'Let him be healed.' If that is her wish, how could I refuse?"
"I... I cannot thank you enough. ...Um, if you would permit it, might I serve bento boxes from various countries here?"
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