Fuck,
Why is everything closed? Not even a random tea house can be found.
Host, all of them should be attending Immortal Gathering. We should go there too. The little black party can be done later.
We have no choice. Let's go and see.
Woof! Woof!
Swinging his tail, little black also followed along.
Walking through the street, A large ground appeared. filled with lots of people.
What the hell are all the villagers here to see immortals? While they have a walking emperor in their garden. These mortals are truly peculiar.
Wandering through the crowd, I finally spotted a small tea shop. Though it looks shabby. Let this place be blessed with this emperor's grace.
Woof! woof!
I walked toward the tea house, seeing, this emperor's arrival, mortals already started to make a space for this emperor.
Bring out your finest tea and something to eat.
People continue to blabber about immortal stuff while ignoring this emperor. What will happen if these mortals get to know this emperor? They would cough up blood on the spot.
Haha...
Au, au...
What are you staring at?
A little girl around 5 or 6 stood there. She stared at me with her little eyes. She was holding a tray filled with tea and some biscuits.
"Young master, she can't speak."
Oh...
Place it here and fuck off.
She quickly placed the Tea and biscuits at my table, while giving side glances to little black. Before leaving.
Cough, Cough... Everyone, today, I, Li Chen, have taken this little guy under my wings. So, bill are on me, enjoy yourself to your heart's content.
Everyone...
Don't you guys want to celebrate the little black crown ceremony?
"Young master, truly generous,"
Hmph... That's good.
Now don't disturb me, enjoy the banquet.
Little black, remember one thing: these mortals are just ants, nothing else, they are not qualified to look at our divine selves.
But as benevolent beings. We should try to be low-key and adjust ourselves among these lowly mortals.
So, they won't feel like ants.
Hey, are you even listening? Stop eating.
Woof! Woof!
Don't get too full of yourself; you are still an ant in front of me.
Woof! Woof!
Good, you already know that. Here, take it, enjoy, this emperor is generous.
As I was enjoying myself, suddenly, these mortals started screaming.
"Look, look above, immortals are coming, immortals are coming."
What the heck with these Trashes? An emperor is sitting in front of them, and they are giving these so-called immortals, who are not even qualified to be servants, so much respect.
What peculiarity is this...
Let's see how these immortals are. I lifted my looking into the sky, three silhouettes coming towards this place in the sky.
Only three... No immortal army, no big floating ships. What shabby sect they are from.
Host, actually, they are quite a huge sect in this continent, more importantly, except holy lands, this sect best place for cultivation they even have Mahayana Realm cultivators.
... Oh, you are saying this trashy sect doesn't even have a single immortal, and it's the top-rated sect on the continent.
I'm not joining such a lowly sect. It would be a huge disgrace to this emperor's face.
Those immortals had already come above the village square, where people had already set up the stage for their welcome.
Seeing them all villager started kneeling on the ground, their head pressed on the ground.
Even people who were drinking tea were also on the ground.
What are you all doing?
"Young master, you too should show proper respect to immortals."
Huh... you want me to bow to these so-called immortals.
What the hell do you take me for? I'm not bowing my head.
I was staring at the immortals, the three women, two mature women and a young girl staring at this emperor, what a disrespect to this now even these ants dare to look at this emperor's face directly.
"Oh, what cute puppy can I pat on his head?"
No
A voice came beside, while I was a bit distracted because of these immortals.
Only to find another girl whose clothes were also like those immortals. She stretched her hand to pat little black, who was busy munching his snacks.
"I just want to pat him, it's not like I'm taking him away."
Don't understand no means no. Now fuck off.
"You..."
The air seems to turn cold. my body feels a shiver of cold.
Aaa-choo... oh may be I caught a cold.
I turned my head away from that girl, ignoring her completely, only to find people behind me were all lying on the ground shivering in the cold like they were on icebergs.
Hey, it's just a little cold wind. What hell are you overreacting about? These mortals are really pathetic.
I took a ship of the tea only to find it was icy cold.
Waaah... what the hell is this?
You little one, bring a warm tea, or it will last day, for your tea house.
no one replied to me.
fuck... these people really take me for nothing, I should teach them a lesson.
Suddenly, a soothing yet clear voice appeared in my ear.
"All of you stood up."
Well, this tea house is really trash. let go and see the Immortals recruitment ceremony may be there would be something interesting.
Little black, let's go.
Woof! Woof!
Swinging its tail, little black also follows behind.
As I walked out of the tea house only to find that girl still staring at me.
Huh... what a trash.
I walked out of there, moving toward the immortals.
She still stood there staring at my back.
System, I was thinking of giving these immortals a chance and blessing them with my grace after all, they just scatter leaves in my path.
"Chen'er, where have you been. You are late."
Late...
"Shut up, don't spout your nonsense in front of immortals."
'This old man really doesn't understand the difference between heaven and earth.'
I looked at stage two, woman one was wearing a light green dress, giving off soothing vibes. And young girl stood beside wearing a light pink dress.
While another woman stood alone wearing a blue dress, giving off a chilling vibe. besides her stood the same girl whom I met at the tea house.
She was also with them.
System.
Yes, Host.
What's there's cultivation?
Host, that woman in green has a golden core, late-stage cultivation. While the girl beside her is at an early stage of foundation establishment.
And what about those?
Host, that woman is at the 8-stage of the void origin realm, while the girl is at the Peak of Golden Core.
Didn't you say previously that they are in the Mahayana realm?
Host, I was saying there sect strongest person is in the Mahayana realm, not them.
Host, where are you going...
I'm leaving if they can't even send their top figure to pick me up. What's the point of joining such a sect? I'm already lowering myself to join.
Yet, they are sending some random garbage to pick me up.
Host, please reconsider it.
"Chen'er, where are you going?"
Home.
"You are staying here."
You old man, let go of my hand. I don't want to stay here.
"Silence... I said you will stay here, it means you will, or from now on you won't get a single penny from me."
Huh...
Ok, I'm staying now, let go of my hand.
Hmph... These poor mortals are destined to remain in this filth.
A voice, gentle, soothing, and clear, came from the stage.
"Today, our Azure water Sect will hold the recruitment test. Giving you mortals the opportunity to soar into heaven, break free from the mortal constraint."
"All the children below the age of 10 will come on stage, placing their hands on this crystal ball. And the glow of the crystal ball will determine if you have the potential to become an immortal."
"Let's begin the assessment. All of you, form a line."
"Li Chen, you join the line, be courteous, don't cause any trouble."
Hm...
'It's time to show these mortals their place.'
He moved, breaking through the crowd; all the children had already formed the line.
Huh, all of you fuck off.
This stage is for me to shine on; you all are just placeholders.
He walked forward, tearing through the line, and little black followed behind, swinging its tail.
"What arrogant child, He is."
"People like him are the first to die on the path to immortality."
"Su Ling, don't bother, these mortals know nothing about the cruelty of the immortal path. Once they face the harsh reality themselves, they will know."
"You're right, elder Lan, but he is too arrogant. ... Hmph"
I stood in front of the crystal ball and placed my hand on it, but nothing happened.
Hey, why is it not glowing?
"Close your eyes, focus on the crystal, let it guide the spirit qi in your body."
I followed her instructions. Closing my eyes, I placed my hand on the crystal a cold sensation seeped into my body. I just let it slide through my body.
"Open your eyes"
Huh...
Why isn't it glowing? Is it broken?
"Now, go down, you don't have immortal fate, next person."
What... I don't have an immortal fate. It's you...
Host, I have something to tell Please leave from here first.
He jumped from the stage, moving out from the crowd, only to hear these mortals mocking at his back.
Passing through the crowd, I came to a silent place.
Now, tell me why hell you ask me to leave that place.
Host, actually, the ball wasn't broken; it was just your talent was a bit higher for it to detect.
And that crystal can only detect spirit root and elemental physic, while your talent is higher level than it is.
So you're saying it was just that my talent is beyond these people's imagination. Well, that makes sense.
I should have known it.
But shouldn't you have given me some minor talent to show off in front of these mortals?
Host...