The Dogs had finally made a decision.
"No more stealing underwear. No more fake jobs. From today, we work like MEN!"
Their new plan? Hunting.
Arjun puffed his chest: "We hunt!"
Kiro raised his fist: "We sell meat!"
Rafi shouted proudly: "And then we'll build our own palace with the money!"
…None of them knew how to hunt.
But that didn't matter. They marched toward the woods like heroes—until they saw something strange near the river.
A young woman was struggling in the water, crying faintly, "Help… please…"
The trio froze.
Arjun gasped, "An angel fell from the sky!"
Kiro's jaw dropped, "A goddess needs us!"
Rafi shouted, "Don't think—JUMP!"
All three leapt into the river like brave warriors.
The problem? None of them knew how to swim.
Instead of saving her, they started drowning faster than her.
"Save me first!" Arjun cried.
"No, me, I'm the youngest!" Kiro yelled.
Rafi's head kept bobbing in and out of water: "I regret everything!!"
The poor woman, instead of being rescued, had to rescue them.
She dragged each of them, one by one, to shore, collapsing in exhaustion.
The three idiots sat beside her, coughing water, hair stuck to their faces.
"You fools," she said softly, tears in her eyes. "You risked yourselves… for me."
And then, trembling, she leaned forward… and kissed each of them on the cheek.
The Dogs froze. Their faces turned red like tomatoes.
Arjun whispered, "A kiss… is this heaven?"
Kiro held his cheek like it was gold.
Rafi nearly fainted.
They stared at each other. Slowly, an idea sparked in their shared stupidity.
"If she kissed us…" Arjun began.
"…then maybe we should kiss her back!" Kiro finished.
Before she could react, the trio leaned forward at once.
SMOOCH! Arjun kissed her left cheek.
SMOOCH! Kiro kissed her right cheek.
But Rafi… the poor latecomer… found no space left.
So—
SMACK! He landed right on her lips.
The world froze.
The woman's eyes went wide.
The Dogs' jaws dropped.
The crowd around the river gasped.
Then came a thunderous voice:
"WIIIIIFE!"
A giant man charged over, face red with rage, bamboo stick in hand.
"What are you DOGS doing with MY wife?!"
The Dogs panicked.
"It's not what it looks like!" Arjun shouted.
"She kissed us first!" Kiro explained.
"It was just polite!" Rafi added… with her lipstick still on his lips.
The husband roared and unleashed divine stick justice.
WHACK! SMACK! BONK!
The trio rolled on the ground, beaten into three half-dead sausages, while the woman covered her face in shame.
As they limped away later, faces swollen, they still grinned like idiots.
Arjun: "Best day of my life."
Kiro: "I'll never wash this cheek again."
Rafi (holding his lips proudly): "I… I think I'm married now."
The three burst into laughter, howling like true Dogs.