"What did you just say!"
Turning his neck 180 degrees, his bones were truly different from ordinary people. Hearing the wind, he turned his head and roared, Fat Tiger was truly an old eavesdropper.
"No... we didn't say anything..."
With his hands behind his back, Nobi Hiroshi pretended not to know, laughing awkwardly. He twisted his body to the side, feigning appreciation for the beautiful scenery in the park.
Everywhere was trash made by Ku Ge...
"Oh..."
A gentle breeze blew, like fleeting smoke, bringing with it a faint fragrance.
Nobi Hiroshi blinked. A graceful figure swept past him, and a jasmine scent, soft and refreshing, filled his nostrils, making his heart feel light and carefree.
Her shoulder-length ponytail swayed in the wind, her skirt lifted to her knees, revealing her fair and shiny legs, which crossed rhythmically as she walked.
Sunlight fell on her cheeks, highlighting her sweet smile. A small dog happily ran in front of her, occasionally looking back at its owner, as if confirming whether she was keeping up with its pace.
"Wow, that girl is really beautiful, and her puppy is so cute too."
Gu Chuan Xiao Fu couldn't help but exclaim.
Everyone else nodded in agreement, a warm feeling welling up in their hearts.
"Great, it really is her!"
His eyes turned into heart shapes, Fat Tiger obsessed ly stuck out his tongue, like a pug, every frame a meme.
Scenes of the girl being attracted by his manly charm gradually appeared in his mind.
"Fat Tiger, Fat Tiger, wake up!"
Nobita called out loudly, waking up the daydreaming Fat Tiger. He patted his face, reined in his exaggerated expressions, and said in a daze, "Huh, what happened?"
"What could happen? The girl is already ahead. Hurry up and seize the opportunity!"
His peripheral vision caught Ku Ge eating trash, and even Nobita began to feel disappointed in Fat Tiger.
"That's right! I remember now!"
Snapping back to reality, Fat Tiger forcefully tugged on the leash and chased after her, his arms and legs moving in sync.
But due to extreme nervousness, he couldn't speak at all, and taking the initiative to greet her was already unrealistic.
"It's really unbearable to watch."
Nobi Hiroshi crossed his arms, squinting at the bowing Fat Tiger, shaking his head in disdain.
You're given a chance, but you're useless, you pure-hearted big boy! You're probably the type who can't even get a hot bite of food.
Since that's the case, let him watch with his own eyes how humans can grow an extra pair of wings.
Hiro smiled and had no intention of intervening now. He was very curious to see what kind of outrageous actions Fat Tiger would take next.
"Doraemon, hurry up and help Fat Tiger figure out a solution!"
Nobi Nobita urged Doraemon. The two were truly ultimate best friends.
Fat Tiger abused him a thousand times, yet he treated Fat Tiger like his first love, completely disregarding the past. If it were a different world and gender, she would undoubtedly be the female lead in an abusive romance novel.
"Alright, that's the only way."
"Since Fat Tiger doesn't have the courage to speak, let's speak for him."
Doraemon took out a mole-shaped loudspeaker and a microphone, pasted a black mole on Fat Tiger's face, and then handed the microphone to Xiao Fu.
Fat Tiger, like a goblin released from a cage, his greasy, round face beaming with satisfaction, intended to wait for her, blocking the inevitable path at the park entrance.
The others hid behind a nearby haystack, using the microphone to transmit, helping the fantasy goblin achieve his impossible wish.
"She's coming, she's coming!"
Nobita, crouching behind the bushes, cautiously observed the situation with Fat Tiger.
"I... I'm coming too..."
"Hold this for me, I need to go to the bathroom!"
At the crucial moment, Xiao Fu, unable to hold his urine, shoved the microphone into Nobita's arms, covering his crotch and running towards the public restroom.
Holding the hot potato, Nobi Nobita was terrified and at a loss, as he wasn't good at talking to girls. So he tried to push it off on Nobi Hiroshi.
Heh, no need to even think about it, he naturally refused. How could he help with an assist?
The reason he stayed was merely to watch the show, purely for entertainment. No one dislikes watching a clown perform, right?
...
"Little Banji, did you have fun? Then it's about time we head back now."
The ponytail girl, holding the leash, smiled as she walked and spoke.
Fine beads of sweat seeped from her smooth forehead, flowing down her cheeks, grazing her delicate collarbone, and finally gathering in the soft, white space between.
She arrived at the park exit, satisfied, and was about to go home for a good rest.
But the path ahead seemed anything but peaceful. A strange-looking gorilla, holding a dirty dog, stood in the middle of the road, blocking her way.
"Ugh, there's a strange person."
Seeing Fat Tiger's fierce expression, the girl's heart instantly raced. She tightly gripped the leash in her hand, trembling with unease.
"Little Banji, let's walk faster."
Her joyful expression instantly drooped. She tried to remain calm, urging her dog to quicken its pace, the panic in her eyes impossible to hide.
She looked around, searching for an escape route.
The girl moved swiftly, brushing past Fat Tiger, who remained frozen in place.
"Xiao Fu... speak up quickly..."
Seeing the person about to leave, Fat Tiger nervously turned towards the bushes, his cheek muscles tense, as if he could erupt at any moment, his eyes flashing with fierce light that made people afraid to look directly.
Well, this was his usual expression; just his normal face was enough to scare away passersby.
"Nobita, don't drag your feet, hurry up!"
Looking up, Nobi Hiroshi suppressed a smile, squatting nearby and furiously fanning the flames, looking like he enjoyed the chaos.
"I, I know!"
Nobita reluctantly spoke into the microphone. Xiao Fu going to the bathroom at a time like this was really troublesome.
"Wait, wait a moment!"
The mole-shaped loudspeaker worked, and Fat Tiger could finally speak. He raised his dark arm, calling out to stop the girl who was trying to sneak away.
"Is... is there something..."
She stopped, still startled, tightly clenching the leash in her palm.
"It's just... that..."
"I... I think the dog you have is really cute."
Fat Tiger rubbed the back of his head, looking at the girl with a barely acceptable, frightening smile.
"Oh, thank you."
She breathed a sigh of relief, a slight smile appearing on her face. With their back-and-forth communication, things seemed to be developing in a good direction.
"What's your dog's name?"
"Its name is Banji."
"What a coincidence, my dog is also named Banji!"
(Ku Ge: I'm eating lemons)
"How about this? My dog is big, so let's call him Big Banji, and your dog is smaller, so from now on, he'll be called Little Banji."
"Just Big Ban and Little Ban."
Fat Tiger's face was full of flattery, but when the last sentence came out, the atmosphere instantly changed.
The girl, who had been relatively polite to Fat Tiger, immediately put on a speechless expression, with even a hint of disgust in her eyes.
(Japanese pronunciation: Big Banji = big toilet, Little Banji = small toilet.)
"Nobita, what did you just say? Hurry up and try to fix it!"
"I can't, Doraemon, my mind is completely blank right now!!!"
Nobita shrank his neck in fear. Things were irreversibly messed up, and Fat Tiger would definitely beat him up later.
"Then... then I'll leave first."
Saying coldly, the girl took light steps, her slender back turning and walking away.
Clearly, she had misunderstood quite a bit, after all, Fat Tiger's slip of the tongue insulted Banji as a urinal.
"Don't go!"
Fat Tiger stretched out his five fingers, wanting to keep her, but the beauty no longer wanted to bother with him.
Ku Ge understood his owner's humiliation, his eyes turning fierce. He broke free from his leash and pounced, biting Little Banji and repeatedly hitting him.
"Stop it, Ku Ge!"
Fat Tiger didn't have time to break up the fight, and his mouth uncontrollably spouted a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines.
Xiao Fu, who had returned from peeing, finally came to the rescue, using all his accumulated knowledge: "Can you return what you stole from me? You just stole my entire heart, but in return, please let me steal your heart too!"
After he spoke, the atmosphere became even more bizarre. Her fair arms trembled violently, too angry to speak, her throat choked as she cried out.
"I can't believe someone like you actually exists in this world!"
"You hurt someone else's pet and then shamelessly say something like that!"
Tears welled up in the girl's eyes, her heart filled with rage, but considering her small stature, she knew she couldn't get justice.
Sobbing and running, she ultimately swallowed her pride, hugging the injured Banji as she cried and ran.
"No!!!"
Gian knelt on the ground in agony, the girl's terrified expression flashing in his mind, wishing he could slap himself a few times.
This operation yielded no results, but it wasn't a complete failure; being successfully disliked was also a result, just one he couldn't accept.