"Uwaaaah! How dare you call me a flat board?!" Mine bellowed as she lunged at me, even trying to bite me, only to be restrained and lifted into the air by Akame, her hands flailing wildly.
"I didn't call you a flat board though. You mentioned it yourself, which means you're fully aware and insecure that you have nothing on your chest, kukuku," I giggled mischievously, making Mine even angrier.
"Oi, Okun. That's enough. You've barely even spent a day here, yet you've already made Mine this mad. She's usually insecure about her chest, haha," Leone said, stopping me from continuing, then suddenly grabbing my hand.
"Oppai, where are you taking Okun-sama?" Tatsumi asked as he saw me being pulled away by Leone.
"You should come along too. I want to take you guys around the castle," Leone said. Tatsumi agreed and began following us. Once we were outside, Leone released my hand, but she walked right beside me, her shoulder intentionally brushing against mine from time to time.
This woman is just asking to be impregnated. Yes, I have a pregnancy fetish. Any woman I fuck, I do it with the intention of impregnating her. However, most of the time, delays happen, it can take several tries before conception, while sometimes a woman might get pregnant from just getting dicked once. Just like when I fucked Inari.
As we walked through the castle, we suddenly came across a man with dark hair styled into a pompadour. He was swinging around a large wooden staff, sweating profusely. Not only that, his body was extremely toned. I already knew who he was, though.
We approached the man, following Leone, and as soon as he noticed us, he stopped swinging the staff and walked toward us.
"You're the kids from yesterday. Do you know who I am?" he asked with a smile.
Reaching up, he styled his hair with his hand, flashed a grin, and extended his hand for a handshake. Since I was on the right side and closest to him, I shook his hand first.
But… there was one problem.
The handshake was taking way too long.
Fuck! What a freaky-ass dude?!
I quickly pulled my hand away, earning a chuckle from Leone. Next, he shook Tatsumi's hand and flashed him a strange smile. At first, Tatsumi laughed back, even admiring his abs.
"I'm the guy in the armor from yesterday. My name is Bulat. Nice to meet you," Bulat said, still holding Tatsumi's hand.
"Haha, n-nice to meet you too," Tatsumi replied awkwardly, scratching his head. He was already getting uncomfortable due to Bulat's creepiness. It was five hundred times worse than in the series.
"He's gay, by the way, and he seems to like you, Tatsumi, kuku. Maybe I'll finally get to witness some real-life BL," Leone said with a giggle, causing Tatsumi's face to darken.
"Oi, oi, you'll give him the wrong idea, Leone. Tatsumi, even though I'm gay, I don't force people. Though I wouldn't mind," Bulat added with an even creepier tone, making Tatsumi instantly yank his hand away.
"I can tell you don't like me, Okun," Bulat suddenly said.
I didn't smile, nor did I deny it. "I won't say I dislike you. I just don't like your creepiness. I'm a man of culture, you see. I love ass and tits. Sorry if that sounds rude. Still, I hope we can get along as teammates," I said, giving a small bow.
"Haha, you've got your priorities straight. I like that. Not surprising though, I heard from Mine that Tatsumi's mom is one of your wives," Bulat laughed loudly, clutching his stomach.
Freaky-ass dude…
Tatsumi was the first to walk away angrily, followed by me, then Leone. I could tell Tatsumi was traumatized, but he'd get used to it eventually, just like in the series. One thing I liked about Tatsumi was that he was straight and genuinely appreciated big asses and tits. But now that I was here, would that still be the case? He wouldn't even get the scrap like Mine because every single heroine belonged to me now.
Fufufu…
As we kept walking, we heard something rustling in a nearby bush, and Leone suddenly headed toward it. When we reached the spot, we found Lubbock lying on the ground with binoculars in hand, muttering to himself.
"I'll finally see Miss Leone's lewd tits today, hehehe…"
"This idiot, you never learn," Leone said as she grabbed Lubbock by the arm, his binoculars falling to the ground. She didn't seem angry at all, as if this was a common occurrence.
"This pervert here is Lubbock. All the girls hate him," Leone introduced him while spanking his ass for planning to spy on her.
Pathetic. I shook my head. Since Lubbock was just a perverted loser, there was no real competition. I'd hoard every single woman for myself.
Leone then showed us more places, including the area where Akame was roasting a massive frog-type danger beast. She sat in front of the fire, calmly roasting and devouring it by herself.
Leone's mouth began to drool, and she dashed forward, begging for a piece.
"Pervert, here, take some," Akame said, tossing a huge chunk of meat at me. Then she glanced at Tatsumi, hesitating slightly.
"Have you decided to join us? If not, I don't plan on sharing my meat," Akame said coldly.
"Y-Yes."
Just as I tried to look around the area where Akame was cooking, I suddenly noticed someone sitting on a chair, stunning me.
"Boss!" Leone said at the same time, instantly realizing it was Najenda. Her aura was completely different from everyone else's.
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