Yun Xiao quickly pulled out a senzu bean from the cabinet and hurried over to Kakuzu's side.
Seeing Yun Xiao suddenly turn back, Kakuzu was so frightened that he immediately shut his eyes tight, not daring to even breathe.
No joke—if this guy realized he was faking death, who knows what kind of torment he'd suffer.
Yun Xiao squatted down, placed his hand over Kakuzu's nose, and muttered, "Damn, no breathing. Is he really dead?"
In this situation, Yun Xiao felt there was no point in wasting a senzu bean on Kakuzu.
But Yun Xiao was not the kind of man who would refuse to feed someone a bean just because they seemed dead, unwilling to waste even a single one.
No, Yun Xiao wasn't that kind of person!
Yes… definitely not!
"Host, how could you do this…"
The system's sudden voice startled Yun Xiao. He hadn't expected that his sneaky little act would be noticed.
"How could I just stand by and watch someone die? Am I really that kind of person?" Yun Xiao said with a grin.
As he spoke, he suddenly pried open Kakuzu's mouth and shoved the senzu bean inside.
Kakuzu felt as though Yun Xiao was going to tear his mouth apart. His heart was filled with terror.
Damn it, does this guy actually have some kind of corpse-abusing hobby? Is he a complete pervert?
Even though the corners of his mouth were ripped open and it hurt badly, Kakuzu didn't dare make a sound.
If Yun Xiao discovered he was alive, he'd be in serious trouble.
Suddenly, Kakuzu realized Yun Xiao had shoved something into his mouth.
Kakuzu grew uneasy. What exactly had this guy just made him eat?
Yun Xiao noticed the senzu bean was stuck in Kakuzu's mouth and wouldn't go down. That made him nervous.
After a brief hesitation, Yun Xiao suddenly grabbed Kakuzu's head and jaw, then forcefully opened and closed them like a maniac. "Eat it already!"
"Come on, swallow it!"
Kakuzu was about to cry. His tongue was nearly bitten off by his own teeth.
What kind of twisted freak was this guy?!
Kakuzu deeply regretted ever coming here. He should have known anyone running a shop in such a remote area couldn't be normal.
Now he had fallen into this man's clutches.
Eventually, through this rough process, Kakuzu finally swallowed the senzu bean.
Yun Xiao tossed Kakuzu aside and wiped imaginary sweat from his forehead. "Finally, he ate it."
Kakuzu's head smacked against the floor. It hurt, but at that moment he was actually relieved.
At last, this lunatic was done and had thrown his "corpse" away.
But then, Kakuzu was shocked to find the torn corners of his mouth healing instantly.
This sudden development didn't make Kakuzu happy—it only filled him with dread.
This lunatic really is a monster!
Not only had he toyed with a "corpse," but now he had healed it. Did this mean he planned to keep the "corpse" around and torment it endlessly, day and night?
The thought alone made Kakuzu's body tremble uncontrollably.
But Yun Xiao didn't notice.
He was only brooding over the fact that he had wasted fifty thousand ryo!
Had he known, he would never have wasted the bean.
Suddenly, Yun Xiao remembered—Kakuzu may be "dead," but his money wasn't.
Kakuzu was an extremely greedy man, so he had to be carrying a fortune. Spending one senzu bean but gaining all of Kakuzu's wealth was like striking gold.
Kakuzu's assets had to far surpass Orochimaru's. If Yun Xiao got his hands on them, he could easily set his sights on bigger targets.
His breathing grew rapid with excitement as he crouched beside Kakuzu and carefully began groping over his "corpse," afraid of missing any detail.
Kakuzu felt Yun Xiao's hand slide down his thigh, and his body instinctively stiffened.
Yun Xiao frowned in puzzlement. "Huh? This corpse stiffened up so quickly? Whatever, let's keep going!"
Kakuzu was nearly in tears. This guy wasn't just a lunatic—he was the worst kind of pervert!
Kakuzu had met plenty of twisted freaks in his long life, but none were as terrifyingly depraved as Yun Xiao.
This bastard… he was actually about to violate a "corpse"!
But even so, Kakuzu didn't dare move. If he gave himself away, he really would become a corpse for real.
Yun Xiao checked the front but found nothing. He was confused.
"Could it be on the back?" With that thought, Yun Xiao flipped Kakuzu over.
Kakuzu buried his face into the ground, clenched his teeth, and shut his eyes tightly.
"Damn it, it's happening… Is it going to hurt?"
Yun Xiao placed a hand on Kakuzu's waist. For a moment, he thought he felt Kakuzu's body twitch.
He studied carefully, then exhaled in relief. "It's my first time doing something like this. Of course I'll be nervous. Don't scare yourself."
Tears streamed from the corners of Kakuzu's eyes as he screamed inwardly: Not everything in life needs to be tried, you psycho!
Then Yun Xiao noticed a bulge under Kakuzu's clothing at the lower back. His eyes lit up, and he quickly tore the garment open.
"Damn, it's really happening? Please… please be gentle…"
"Found it!" Yun Xiao said joyfully.
As he spoke, he pulled out the storage scroll that had been strapped to Kakuzu's lower back.
Terrified, Kakuzu hadn't even realized that his scroll had been taken away.
Kakuzu noticed Yun Xiao suddenly stop moving and became curious, though he didn't dare open his eyes.
"Why did he stop at the critical moment?" Kakuzu wondered.
Then it hit him, and his heart leapt with joy. "So that's it—this kid doesn't know what he's doing! No wonder he messes with corpses instead!"
Kakuzu breathed a huge sigh of relief. Thank heavens. At least that part of him was safe. His backside had been spared.
He was over seventy years old—if he couldn't even protect that dignity, he'd rather be dead.
"Ten thousand… a hundred thousand… a million… tens of millions… Holy crap, so much money!" Yun Xiao exclaimed in shock.
At the mention of money, Kakuzu's hand instinctively reached for his waist, only to find it empty.
This was the savings of years of bounty hunting.
His hard-earned fortune!
And now, at his old age, he'd been robbed blind…
In Kakuzu's worldview, you could insult him all you wanted, but you could never steal his money!
Throwing caution aside, Kakuzu roared with fury: "Give me back my money!"
Yun Xiao, who had been happily counting his newfound wealth, nearly jumped out of his skin at the sudden shout.
He turned around to see Kakuzu glaring at him with rage.
At that moment, Yun Xiao was sitting on a mountain of cash, holding a thick wad of bills in his hands.
Yun Xiao was dumbfounded. Wasn't this guy supposed to be dead?
Why the hell was he alive again?
He briefly considered whether he should just punch Kakuzu into oblivion.
But then he shook his head. No, he was a model youth of the 21st century. How could he bully the weak like that?
Still, Yun Xiao was confident that Kakuzu would obediently hand over the money!
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