My name is Saiko Anori, and I'm just your average office worker who hates his job burning passion.Right now I'm walking home thinking about how I'm gonna pay rent next month...
"Dammit do the gods hate that much to curse me with a life like this..."
As I said that it started to rain heavily.It was like the gods had heard me and decided to punish me more..
...."Well isn't that just my luck..."
I said internally as I open my umbrella over my head and continued to walk
-Time skip -
-2:34 am-
"Finally home..."
...I said kicking off my shoes and slipping on my house slippers as I tried to get comfortable
"I wonder if I have any more ramen to last me for the next week..?"
I then jolted out of my docile state as I heard a noise coming from my kitchen.I quickly tried to remember that self defense class I took when I was six and walked to the kitchen.
"Okay intruder I know self the defense and I'm 6'2 so you better run while you have the chance ..."
I said loud enough for my supposed intruder to hear, even though I did lie about my hight a little bit...
"Huh what the hell a kid...!?"
I said outloud causing the child-like intruder to stare at me and start to chuckle...
"I'm not a kid you silly.. I'm a god..."
The child-like figure said to me with the most genuine tone I've ever heard despite spouting complete and utter bullshit
"Listen here kid..,I can and will call the police if you don't get out of my house..."
"Okay the do it..."
I took out my phone and placed it to my ear acting like I was calling the police hoping to scare the 'kid' away but as I did the phone disappeared out of my hand...
"Sorry couldn't let you do that and waste some poor officer's time anyway..,You're broke as shit right.."
When I didn't answer the figure blinked and continued talking
"Well fine dont speak I know the answer anyway...broke bitch..."